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Old 24 Jan 2005, 00:27   #951
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the insanity...


when will we realise that stockpiling beans won't stop the universe from eventually imploding on itself?
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Old 24 Jan 2005, 10:34   #952
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Thanks FA Went to karate, THEN slugged down the alcohol, kids thought it was hilarious...

Have you been listening to anyone else other than Meat? If so, what do THEY do for you that Meat doesn't? Therein lies the psychological answer... God, I bore myself!

How to get a guy? All I know is if you're trying, they ain't nowhere to be seen, if you give up immediately loads turn up - bit like the bus stop scenario...

Oh, forgot to ask my question: is there really a heaven?


My daughter thinks it's funny when I have wine as it goes straight to my head

I have been listening to Def Leppard - Savage Garden - Whitesnake - Bon Jovi - but have now got back into Meat


If there is a heaven - I'll let you know when I get there





Anyone been to Lanzarote
Oh FA, when I went I ended up calling it Lanzagrotty forever more...I'm sure it's changed for the better though...

Why am I an eternal optimist?
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Old 24 Jan 2005, 12:39   #953
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A. because the other option is realism i mean pessimism.

Q. why are mornings so difficult?
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Old 28 Jan 2005, 10:00   #954
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Cause its the Morning

How do you make a good bowl of soup??
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Old 28 Jan 2005, 13:16   #955
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Get a tin of soup

A tin opener

Open the tin with the opener

Pour it into a saucepan & heat gently for around 5 mins

Emply said soup into a bowl & walla




How can I change jobs ????
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Old 28 Jan 2005, 14:08   #956
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oota bed
oota front door
on the bus
hand in notice and quit

why does no-one like their jobs in here????
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Old 28 Jan 2005, 15:03   #957
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Because your all too old to moan about school. (DONT KILL ME... )

Why does love suck eggs so much??????
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Old 28 Jan 2005, 15:27   #958
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Because some teenage boys are ~~~~ers that dont know a good thing till theyve lost it.


How are you doing?
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Old 28 Jan 2005, 17:19   #959
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Fine until airhead reminded us all how old we are

Is it safe to drink the bar dry this weekend??
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Old 28 Jan 2005, 20:22   #960
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NO GERRY - IT'S MINE

but I will share for a price





Anyone know any Tapas recipes
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Old 28 Jan 2005, 21:49   #961
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Q&A Is that when you borrow money for a meal
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Old 29 Jan 2005, 08:46   #962
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:wlf:




Anyone know any good holiday spots up North England (East coast)
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Old 29 Jan 2005, 11:30   #963
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yip............scotland

Are the Plasma Tvs any good??
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 19:22   #964
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A. depends, they have a larger viewing angle than LCD screens but LCDs have sharper images.

Q.
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 20:47   #965
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A. depends, they have a larger viewing angle than LCD screens but LCDs have sharper images.

Q.
I'm an airhead, don't look at me...

My cats in pain and I've had him for fourteen years... how can i pick him up and put him on the bed to make him more comfy without getting bitten to peices... and es biter, it's alfie.
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 21:40   #966
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Wrap him in a soft blanket or towel first Airhead - maybe a check up at the vets too.......

Q: Why do I have to grow old?
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 21:49   #967
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Because it's the way life goes








Why do men always says stupid things like

" I've done YOUR pots" (Do they not eat)

"I've hoovered up for YOU" (Do they not contribute to the mess)

"I've done YOUR washing" (Do they not have dirty clothes)
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 22:45   #968
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Because it's the way life goes








Why do men always says stupid things like

" I've done YOUR pots" (Do they not eat)

"I've hoovered up for YOU" (Do they not contribute to the mess)

"I've done YOUR washing" (Do they not have dirty clothes)
It doesn't matter.

Why don't you be a little more appreciative and stop getting hung up on semantics?
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 23:18   #969
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When men "appreiciate" what women have to do then maybe we will start to appriciate what men do around the house. However little and however infrequent this maybe.

My husband says exactly the same as F.A.'s he thinks he's given me the world if he hoovers.
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 23:32   #970
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bah. feminist nonsense.

you have no more a burden than anyone, any burden you have you undertake yourself...common courtesy.
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Old 30 Jan 2005, 23:37   #971
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Not femanist whatever, more like the truth, and they say the truth hurts.
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Old 31 Jan 2005, 07:04   #972
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Here Here Christa







What did you want to be when you grew up
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Old 31 Jan 2005, 11:07   #973
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Oooh err, I missed an interesting conversation over the weekend I see

Why does Rob like to wind people up?
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Old 31 Jan 2005, 11:33   #974
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Pixie - I don't use strong language








Should I pay extra when my dog goes in kennels for the week - so he can have some heating
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Old 31 Jan 2005, 11:51   #975
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Pixie - I don't use strong language


Glad to hear it FA (but don't believe a word!)





Should I pay extra when my dog goes in kennels for the week - so he can have some heating
Oh yes! (if he normally benefits from some heating).

Are you going somewhere warm??
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