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#951 |
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the insanity...
when will we realise that stockpiling beans won't stop the universe from eventually imploding on itself? |
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#953 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. because the other option is realism i mean pessimism.
Q. why are mornings so difficult? |
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#954 |
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Cause its the Morning
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#955 |
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Get a tin of soup
A tin opener Open the tin with the opener Pour it into a saucepan & heat gently for around 5 mins Emply said soup into a bowl & walla ![]() How can I change jobs ???? |
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#956 |
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oota bed
oota front door on the bus hand in notice and quit ![]() why does no-one like their jobs in here???? |
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#957 |
the enchanted spleen
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Because your all too old to moan about school. (DONT KILL ME...
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#958 |
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Because some teenage boys are ~~~~ers that dont know a good thing till theyve lost it.
How are you doing? |
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#959 |
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Fine until airhead reminded us all how old we are
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#960 |
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NO GERRY - IT'S MINE
but I will share for a price ![]() Anyone know any Tapas recipes |
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Q&A Is that when you borrow money for a meal
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#962 |
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:wlf:
Anyone know any good holiday spots up North England (East coast) |
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#963 |
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yip............scotland
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#964 |
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A. depends, they have a larger viewing angle than LCD screens but LCDs have sharper images.
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#965 | |
the enchanted spleen
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My cats in pain and I've had him for fourteen years... how can i pick him up and put him on the bed to make him more comfy without getting bitten to peices... and es biter, it's alfie. |
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#966 |
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Wrap him in a soft blanket or towel first Airhead - maybe a check up at the vets too.......
Q: Why do I have to grow old? |
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#967 |
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Because it's the way life goes
Why do men always says stupid things like " I've done YOUR pots" (Do they not eat) "I've hoovered up for YOU" (Do they not contribute to the mess) "I've done YOUR washing" (Do they not have dirty clothes) |
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#968 | |
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Why don't you be a little more appreciative and stop getting hung up on semantics? |
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#969 |
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When men "appreiciate" what women have to do then maybe we will start to appriciate what men do around the house. However little and however infrequent this maybe.
My husband says exactly the same as F.A.'s he thinks he's given me the world if he hoovers. |
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#970 |
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bah. feminist nonsense.
you have no more a burden than anyone, any burden you have you undertake yourself...common courtesy. |
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#971 |
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Not femanist whatever, more like the truth, and they say the truth hurts.
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#972 |
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Here Here Christa
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#973 |
The Mad Scientist
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Oooh err, I missed an interesting conversation over the weekend I see
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#974 |
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Pixie - I don't use strong language
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Are you going somewhere warm?? |
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