Women Rule - Page 4

Tim · 13 Jul 2003, 17:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Testify

that really swung it your way!! :P

What do you mean by that??? don't understand you.

Testify · 13 Jul 2003, 17:41

thats a good thing, dont worry bout it! :P

im insane, ask anyone.

Tim · 13 Jul 2003, 17:45

mmm, allright. trust you.

MBrevard · 16 Oct 2003, 10:12

I just received a copy of this from a male friend of mine. I know it's been such a long time since we've discussed this topic, but I just had to share these with y'all....

What do YOU think??

Men's Rules:

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now these are the rules from the male side...OUR RULES! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE...We only have one rule!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!...Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both!!! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself!

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We DO that!

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I AM in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this...and Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!!

***********

Well, ladies, what do you think?? (I'd ask the guys, but I think they might all agree! )

Love,
MB
xxx

Wild_Honey · 16 Oct 2003, 14:03

* L O L *

Have to say that I DO agree with some of these points as well.

I mean... there IS truth in it.

Rob The Badger · 22 Oct 2003, 00:24

From another message board I frequent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeD CHiKn

I saw a billboard that said "What Women Want," it had a picture of Mel Gibson on it. I guess that about sums it up.

13 Jul 2003, 17:41	#77
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	thats a good thing, dont worry bout it! :P im insane, ask anyone.

13 Jul 2003, 17:45	#78
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	mmm, allright. trust you.

16 Oct 2003, 10:12	#79
MBrevard Super Loafer Join Date: 06.02.2003 Location: Deceased Posts: 761	I just received a copy of this from a male friend of mine. I know it's been such a long time since we've discussed this topic, but I just had to share these with y'all.... What do YOU think?? Men's Rules: We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now these are the rules from the male side...OUR RULES! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE...We only have one rule! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!...Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both!!! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself! 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We DO that! 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I AM in shape. Round is a shape. Thank you for reading this...and Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education!! ********* Well, ladies, what do you think?? (I'd ask the guys, but I think they might all agree! )** Love, MB xxx

16 Oct 2003, 14:03	#80
Wild_Honey Super Loafer Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Windeck, Germany Posts: 606	* L O L * Have to say that I DO agree with some of these points as well. I mean... there IS truth in it.