12 Aug 2010, 23:31 | #76 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 5,532
|
Wishes Daveake had a bigger dick so it could squeeze between the butt cheeks of his lardy arse when fantasizing about Daveake in the shower.
|
12 Aug 2010, 23:33 | #77 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
Join Date: 05.01.2007
Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania
Posts: 9,105
|
Is afraid to come out of the closet so his avatar reflects the image he wants to be attracted to.
|
12 Aug 2010, 23:37 | #78 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
|
Should have been swallowed.
|
13 Aug 2010, 00:19 | #79 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
|
Has swallowed
|
13 Aug 2010, 01:29 | #80 |
DrumBum
Join Date: 27.09.2006
Posts: 342
|
was the one getting swallowed by daveake
|
13 Aug 2010, 01:45 | #81 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
|
was jealous that he wasn't
|
13 Aug 2010, 11:53 | #82 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location: WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
|
2 grunts and 10 seconds later, and he has shot his load !
|
13 Aug 2010, 12:02 | #83 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
|
|
13 Aug 2010, 12:06 | #84 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 5,532
|
Is so ugly that the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
|
13 Aug 2010, 12:13 | #85 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
|
Which is a procedure I've since named 'Touching a Pudding'
|
13 Aug 2010, 13:18 | #86 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location: WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
|
Is it in ? ! Are words you hear all the time from the ladies, i mean sheep you shag !
|
13 Aug 2010, 13:31 | #87 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
|
Not a problem you have as everything gets sucked in
|
13 Aug 2010, 13:54 | #88 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
|
You shouldn't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on its own.
|
13 Aug 2010, 13:56 | #89 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
|
Whereas yours is too thick to escape
|
13 Aug 2010, 18:18 | #90 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location: WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
|
And you are as thick as shit, which is what you spew everytime you post.
Who knew that being insulted could be so much fun, b@stards LOL... |
13 Aug 2010, 18:41 | #91 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
|
Failed to get into Lord Of The Rings as a Hobbit.
Though she did get into the short list. |
13 Aug 2010, 18:43 | #92 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location: WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
|
|
13 Aug 2010, 19:06 | #93 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
|
Only person who manages to lower the tone of even this thread.
No, wait, that's a compliment ... Once spent a night with Wario. In his backpack. |
14 Aug 2010, 01:01 | #94 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 5,532
|
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
|
14 Aug 2010, 01:53 | #95 |
Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location: WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
|
Offered Wario a blow job for his backpack and Wario accepted, 2 for 1 special offer on insults LOL..
|
14 Aug 2010, 09:36 | #96 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
|
Taught Baldrick everything he knows
|
14 Aug 2010, 09:40 | #97 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
Join Date: 05.01.2007
Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania
Posts: 9,105
|
Think dialing *69 is great phone sex
|
14 Aug 2010, 09:52 | #98 |
200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
|
My phone is so sexy I don't need to dial anything.
Knows the dictionary back to front. |
14 Aug 2010, 10:24 | #99 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
Join Date: 05.01.2007
Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania
Posts: 9,105
|
teh same can be said about him but replace Dictionary with "Male body"
|
14 Aug 2010, 23:43 | #100 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 5,532
|
Can't believe his mother chose him over having a period.
|