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Always Ready For A Bang
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Pixie
Yes we are off to Lanzarote - arrrrrr bliss - must shake off this virus though gOT SOME PICS BACK FROM FRANCE - ANYONE WANT TO SEE |
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the enchanted spleen
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Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse.
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Yeah!
Did you whatch the sex Pistols last night on number 2? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Sorry - the pics taking too long to upload
Will have to send them via email No sorry airhead did not see them Anyone know any "hillbillie music" |
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The Mad Scientist
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NHS eh FA? Thankless task.
Hillbilly music - just get your guitar and banjo out and you're there! Now where did I put my car keys? (no rude answers please!) |
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Mega Loafer
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right where you haven't looked!!
Does anyone know a decent cure for this flu i've got |
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The Mad Scientist
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Hey Scotty, ask FA or Dottie, they have suffered recently...seems the whisky inhaler is the front runner for cures...although neither have been on the site for a day or so, maybe they are still unconscious! :o
(BIG HUGS FOR FA AND DOTTIE - AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GIVE ME YOUR GERMS So should I accept the job in New Zealand or not? |
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Knicker thief
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Only if you like Ham
Why do smells linger |
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The Mad Scientist
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Errr....SOME smells linger Gerry
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Always Ready For A Bang
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They would if Gerry had owt to do with them
(Scotty - paracetamol - lotsa fluids - a warm bed) Seriously now - Does anyone know how to help hot flushes without HRT |
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The Mad Scientist
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Who's Scotty? (Apart from the best engineer in Starfleet of course!) |
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Knicker thief
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There is only one Scotty, you've answered it yourself
Why are pets more affectionate than females?? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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you got the wrong female mate
Should i go to my very best mates 40th birthday party - even though i can't stand her brother & his family |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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A. depends
Q. free alcohol? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Go on then Keab42 - you twisted me arm - aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Anyone rate Phil Collins |
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The Mad Scientist
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Musically yes, personally no.
Should I blow all my cash on taking the kids to Disneyland this year, or wait until next year when I have a bit more money? |
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Loafer
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Wait until next year...
If you want them to have a good time you should wait until you have more than enough... If you had to choose between killing your best friend or your sister/brother. Who would you have killed... |
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Mega Loafer
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A: I rather killed myself than do any harm to by best friend or to my siblings..
Q: Favourite season? |
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The Mad Scientist
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Oooh, definitely summer (here) but winter in Australia!
So IS Michael Jackson guilty or not, and do we care? |
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definately....but he'll probably get off
should they double the tax on beer? |
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Astrophysicist At Large
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A. yes and make cigarrettes illegal.
Q. Wherefore art thou Satan? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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He's taken over a midwife at work
Is there any good shows around ? |
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If your talking about peep shows...call me
Whats a good Horror movies out the noo?? |
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Loafer
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I have no idea what you just asked...
If you could choose what planet would you live on & why? Mines Pluto...ice skating! yay, even tho i'd land on my ass alot Best way to solve that problem tho....tape a cusion to your butt.... |
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Village Idiot
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Would you like to have an idea? How much time do you have?
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I have as much time as amadeus before he slips under the waves of regret and gets a double cheeseburger, easy on the mayo if you please.
Can anyone tell me if falling in love with a guy who likes wearing skirts is really that weird? |
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