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SW31 · 28 Aug 2007, 02:36

have a cool concert were you all meet up & have a good old sing song & dance the night away while drinking in moderate amounts tell some good stories &

Hypnobabe · 28 Aug 2007, 02:58

drink plenty of water before bed so you're in a fit state to do it all again the next night. Of course, if you can't find any water, you can always subsitute

SW31 · 28 Aug 2007, 03:00

with water from the nerest fountain without falling in & be foolish enough to try & have a wee in it that would be so

Hypnobabe · 28 Aug 2007, 03:03

refreshingly original

**allrevvedup** · 28 Aug 2007, 03:05

but not refreshingly tasty as many hikers have chosen to relieve themselves in the pure stream.

Lemon fresh? no!

mszee · 28 Aug 2007, 05:28

Ahhh...but LIME fresh is a completely different story...

Somebody was having a bad day and a kidney stone problem...and that somebody was...

Rockette · 28 Aug 2007, 11:18

the most unlikely and ungainly person one could possibly imagine. Even in your wildest dreams you would be hard pressed to

**allrevvedup** · 28 Aug 2007, 13:12

consider going out on a date with them

mszee · 28 Aug 2007, 15:18

much less to know their name or their birthday...which, of course, is important if...

Hypnobabe · 28 Aug 2007, 17:34

you wish to perpetuate a complicated identity fraud which would result in you owning all of their property, assets, money and dog.

mszee · 28 Aug 2007, 17:51

the last one completely unnecessary, especially if it's rabid...

SW31 · 23 Feb 2008, 03:58

because that would cause a nasty chemical reaction to the

Battybarb · 23 Feb 2008, 04:07

sausage and mash they were about to eat...

angelica · 24 Feb 2008, 00:08

which was wolfed down by the dog who

Siobhan · 24 Feb 2008, 00:10

was scratching as he got fleas from

belladonna-took · 24 Feb 2008, 00:22

a travelling circus which

angelica · 24 Feb 2008, 00:39

had a mad ring master who

Battybarb · 24 Feb 2008, 22:31

ate two lions because

belladonna-took · 25 Feb 2008, 10:45

he didn't have room for three and anyway

Battybarb · 25 Feb 2008, 10:47

he was travelling tomorrow to

belladonna-took · 28 Feb 2008, 19:00

St Petersburg to collect the celebrated Nijinsky Balletic Flea Circus who had promised to bite all the rats and infect them with

Battybarb · 28 Feb 2008, 19:53

chicken pox and scarlet fever and then round up all the

belladonna-took · 28 Feb 2008, 21:41

little squeakers and make them

Battybarb · 28 Feb 2008, 23:23

dress up as clowns and dance to Bat out of Hell,then go out over

SW31 · 29 Feb 2008, 01:11

the cheering crowd & infect them all with a virus so harmful that they had to

28 Aug 2007, 02:36	#1026
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	have a cool concert were you all meet up & have a good old sing song & dance the night away while drinking in moderate amounts tell some good stories &

28 Aug 2007, 02:58	#1027
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	drink plenty of water before bed so you're in a fit state to do it all again the next night. Of course, if you can't find any water, you can always subsitute

28 Aug 2007, 03:00	#1028
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	with water from the nerest fountain without falling in & be foolish enough to try & have a wee in it that would be so

28 Aug 2007, 03:03	#1029
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	refreshingly original

28 Aug 2007, 03:05	#1030
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	but not refreshingly tasty as many hikers have chosen to relieve themselves in the pure stream. Lemon fresh? no!

28 Aug 2007, 05:28	#1031
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Ahhh...but LIME fresh is a completely different story... Somebody was having a bad day and a kidney stone problem...and that somebody was...

28 Aug 2007, 11:18	#1032
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	the most unlikely and ungainly person one could possibly imagine. Even in your wildest dreams you would be hard pressed to

28 Aug 2007, 13:12	#1033
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	consider going out on a date with them

28 Aug 2007, 15:18	#1034
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	much less to know their name or their birthday...which, of course, is important if...

28 Aug 2007, 17:34	#1035
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	you wish to perpetuate a complicated identity fraud which would result in you owning all of their property, assets, money and dog.

23 Feb 2008, 04:07	#1038
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	sausage and mash they were about to eat...

28 Aug 2007, 17:51	#1036
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	the last one completely unnecessary, especially if it's rabid...

23 Feb 2008, 03:58	#1037
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	because that would cause a nasty chemical reaction to the

24 Feb 2008, 00:08	#1039
angelica Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.11.2007 Posts: 3,378	which was wolfed down by the dog who

24 Feb 2008, 00:10	#1040
Siobhan Mega Loafer Join Date: 25.11.2007 Location: Southampton/London Posts: 1,171	was scratching as he got fleas from

24 Feb 2008, 00:22	#1041
belladonna-took Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2007 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 1,137	a travelling circus which

24 Feb 2008, 00:39	#1042
angelica Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.11.2007 Posts: 3,378	had a mad ring master who

24 Feb 2008, 22:31	#1043
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	ate two lions because

25 Feb 2008, 10:45	#1044
belladonna-took Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2007 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 1,137	he didn't have room for three and anyway

25 Feb 2008, 10:47	#1045
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	he was travelling tomorrow to

28 Feb 2008, 19:00	#1046
belladonna-took Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2007 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 1,137	St Petersburg to collect the celebrated Nijinsky Balletic Flea Circus who had promised to bite all the rats and infect them with

28 Feb 2008, 19:53	#1047
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	chicken pox and scarlet fever and then round up all the

28 Feb 2008, 21:41	#1048
belladonna-took Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2007 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 1,137	little squeakers and make them

28 Feb 2008, 23:23	#1049
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	dress up as clowns and dance to Bat out of Hell,then go out over

29 Feb 2008, 01:11	#1050
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	the cheering crowd & infect them all with a virus so harmful that they had to