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Always Ready For A Bang
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Lanzarote was too - they looked at my daughter (goth) gone out
Why is it always good to be home after a holiday (good or bad) |
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Knicker thief
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Cause your probably skint
Why cant I be bothered working |
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#1103 |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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It's Sunday
Why are teenagers soooo stroppy |
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The Mad Scientist
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Because it's Clacton pier!
Why were people smiling at me when I was singing Meat in my car this morning? (as if I didn't know!) |
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#1105 |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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You probably look as barmy as I do - bopping on the bus on the way to work - when I have Meat playing
Why do I always come back to work after a holiday & my desk looks like a bomb site |
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The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
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a) Because the NHS is too stingy to provide cover while you're away and b) Because you're irreplacable! Why can I never say no when I'm busy and yet someone else wants to see me 'just for a minute' then takes 15!! |
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Mega Loafer
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It's just the way it is. They do it to me all the time, esp. when I don't have a minute let alone 15.
Why am worrying so much about things that may happen and may not? |
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#1108 |
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Knicker thief
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Why worry about it then
anyone git the lucky six numbers for this weekend please |
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#1109 |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Gerry if you get it - you have to share
Now whos buying me what for my birthday |
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Knicker thief
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I'll buy the candles.....most expensive part
Have I committed myself to buying the Candles....Lets guess how many |
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#1111 |
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the enchanted spleen
![]() Join Date: 12.02.2004
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I'd say about 600, but, it may be 500...
Should I start writng a suicide note or should I run away to the circus because I just implied that FA is old? |
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Too sexy for this post
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Is there life after love? According to Cher there is. |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Rob there is life after love
Gerry & airhead - run & don't stop - if you do - I WILL BE THERE ![]() Is Bat 3 going to be the best ever |
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Lurker
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Of course!
am I a freak for fancying a 30 year old man? (im 17) |
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Meat Loaf Rocks!
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I wouldnt say you was a freak, i fancy the older woman, and i am 16.
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The Mad Scientist
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How did you 16 and 17-year-olds come to listen to Meat's music? |
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Village Idiot
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I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. R. programmed me for it.
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Lurker
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Because he is great, pixie!
Ok..im going out with the gorgeous 30 year old...am I wrong to? I just feel like I shouldnt yet I really like him. |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Obvious question - Is he married?????
What's your fav breeky |
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Mega Loafer
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got to be the full english fry up
I'm 30 and I don't have a 17 year old fancying me...where did I go wrong??? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Nowhere scotty - you never know whats around the corner
Mother's day Where did I go wrong ????? |
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The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
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You were obviously too subtle with your reminders FA!
Mine are too young to do it themselves so luckily my man was fab and we went to lunch then to the beach - great! Why do I STILL get nervous just before a surgery starts? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Pixie wrote:
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Pixie I get nervous before my clinics too - you never know who is going to come through the doors Why does everyone think I can mend the machines in this place ???? |
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#1124 |
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Knicker thief
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Cause they hear a buzzing noise from your office everyday
How much is BIG trouble measured |
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the enchanted spleen
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You can measure it by how red the person's face gets when he's screaming at you.
Really, where have the good men gone? |
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