An Incredible Day, that never ended. - Page 5

dottie · 22 Oct 2003, 16:22

..and drank the lot - hiccup

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 Oct 2003, 16:23

After drinking the brandy,the dog seemed oddly attractive.....

dottie · 22 Oct 2003, 16:27

hiccup, h..e..l...p...m...e.. p..l...e..a..s..e.. he said trying so hard not to cry

shadow1000001 · 22 Oct 2003, 18:48

I gave my head a shake and took another swig.

dottie · 22 Oct 2003, 18:54

..and I thought the barrell was empty said the St. Bernard..

shadow1000001 · 22 Oct 2003, 19:04

It is now, I replied

dottie · 22 Oct 2003, 19:07

..well we'd better see about removing you from this bath tub then, hadn't we..

shadow1000001 · 22 Oct 2003, 19:13

How are we going to do that? I ran out of ideas after the butter

dottie · 22 Oct 2003, 19:15

Well barked the St. Bernard, I'll grip your leg between my teeth, and pull, and you can push with all of your might

shadow1000001 · 22 Oct 2003, 19:19

Okay, are you ready? 1....2.....3

dottie · 22 Oct 2003, 19:22

there was a loud slushing, slooshing, slubbery, slobbery sound

shadow1000001 · 22 Oct 2003, 19:24

The dog was beginning to lose his grip.

dottie · 22 Oct 2003, 19:27

Oh my god he slipped and fell into the bath, now there were two of them stuck in the bath

shadow1000001 · 22 Oct 2003, 19:31

I called 911 again

dottie · 22 Oct 2003, 19:33

this time he got through to the fire brigade, and a member of the group sweet answered the phone (if your ancient you'll understand this)

Send the fire brigade, send the fire brigade

shadow1000001 · 22 Oct 2003, 19:44

I went outside to wait for them.

(Cute Dottie

)

RSG · 23 Oct 2003, 02:26

I waited and waited, and eventually came an officer from another incident down the road, he said, "Down the road, some guy named Micheal Aday, was play this Blind Before I Stop album really loud! and there were a lot of complaints down the road.", Then right after the officer said, "Now, where's that brandy with a big grin on his face."

Bren · 23 Oct 2003, 10:09

Then gasped in horror as the dog sank his teeth in to....

dottie · 23 Oct 2003, 11:24

his balls, and screamed hey dog your supposed to be rescuing that man and his dog out of the bath, get to it

heat · 23 Oct 2003, 13:01

..the dog looked up at him, an evil glint in his eye....

shadow1000001 · 23 Oct 2003, 15:56

I was getting quite nervous. I had seen that look before

Bart · 23 Oct 2003, 17:04

from my mother in law. the dog looks like my mother in law!

heat · 23 Oct 2003, 17:07

...they even wear the same lipstick!!!...

Bart · 23 Oct 2003, 17:10

and they had the same awfull smell and both were druling!

heat · 23 Oct 2003, 17:15

...best thing then, is to leave this for the wife to deal with....

22 Oct 2003, 16:22	#101
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	..and drank the lot - hiccup

22 Oct 2003, 16:23	#102
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	After drinking the brandy,the dog seemed oddly attractive.....

22 Oct 2003, 16:27	#103
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	hiccup, h..e..l...p...m...e.. p..l...e..a..s..e.. he said trying so hard not to cry

22 Oct 2003, 18:48	#104
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	I gave my head a shake and took another swig.

22 Oct 2003, 18:54	#105
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	..and I thought the barrell was empty said the St. Bernard..

22 Oct 2003, 19:04	#106
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	It is now, I replied

22 Oct 2003, 19:07	#107
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	..well we'd better see about removing you from this bath tub then, hadn't we..

22 Oct 2003, 19:13	#108
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	How are we going to do that? I ran out of ideas after the butter

22 Oct 2003, 19:15	#109
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Well barked the St. Bernard, I'll grip your leg between my teeth, and pull, and you can push with all of your might

22 Oct 2003, 19:19	#110
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Okay, are you ready? 1....2.....3

22 Oct 2003, 19:22	#111
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	there was a loud slushing, slooshing, slubbery, slobbery sound

22 Oct 2003, 19:24	#112
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	The dog was beginning to lose his grip.

22 Oct 2003, 19:27	#113
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Oh my god he slipped and fell into the bath, now there were two of them stuck in the bath

22 Oct 2003, 19:31	#114
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	I called 911 again

22 Oct 2003, 19:33	#115
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	this time he got through to the fire brigade, and a member of the group sweet answered the phone (if your ancient you'll understand this) Send the fire brigade, send the fire brigade

22 Oct 2003, 19:44	#116
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	I went outside to wait for them. (Cute Dottie )

23 Oct 2003, 02:26	#117
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	I waited and waited, and eventually came an officer from another incident down the road, he said, "Down the road, some guy named Micheal Aday, was play this Blind Before I Stop album really loud! and there were a lot of complaints down the road.", Then right after the officer said, "Now, where's that brandy with a big grin on his face."

23 Oct 2003, 10:09	#118
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Then gasped in horror as the dog sank his teeth in to....

23 Oct 2003, 11:24	#119
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	his balls, and screamed hey dog your supposed to be rescuing that man and his dog out of the bath, get to it

23 Oct 2003, 13:01	#120
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	..the dog looked up at him, an evil glint in his eye....

23 Oct 2003, 15:56	#121
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	I was getting quite nervous. I had seen that look before

23 Oct 2003, 17:04	#122
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	from my mother in law. the dog looks like my mother in law!

23 Oct 2003, 17:07	#123
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	...they even wear the same lipstick!!!...

23 Oct 2003, 17:10	#124
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	and they had the same awfull smell and both were druling!

23 Oct 2003, 17:15	#125
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	...best thing then, is to leave this for the wife to deal with....