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#1277 |
Sweet But Sadistic
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Probably fixing my computer seeing as my brother's been at it!
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#1278 |
Mega Loafer
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Barney's purple!!!!
Is it possible to overdose on chocolate chip cookies? |
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#1279 |
Sweet But Sadistic
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Hate to break it to you but Barney isn't real...despite what my goddaughter thinks...
I don't know whether it's possible to overdose on chocolate chip cookies but I'd damn well like to find out! Q: How come clouds don't fall outta the sky? |
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#1280 |
Knicker thief
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sure is Chris
Should I lend Chris my Treadmill after all that indulgence?? |
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#1281 | |
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#1282 |
Sweet But Sadistic
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Cos toes have a death wish that way
How come if you let your brother on the computer for five minutes you get 8 viruses? |
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#1283 |
the enchanted spleen
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cos some people, including me, have a curse that if they even ook at at a computer it breaks.
Why did blair have to win the election? Why??? |
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#1284 |
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...cause hes the MAN!!
could there have been any other party to win?? |
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#1285 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. not this time.
Q. who will replace Michael Howard? (i want Boris Johnson) |
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#1286 |
queen post- whore extraordinaire
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A: Darth Vader from the Dark Side
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#1287 |
Meat Loaf Rocks!
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Rock To Meat loaf....
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#1288 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. you can never get enough education
Q. mmm doughnuts? |
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#1289 |
The Mad Scientist
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No thanks, I'm on a diet
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#1290 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. no matter how bad thing seem, somebody is always worse off.
Q. peanut butter and strawberry jam? |
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#1291 |
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Strawberry Jam - Peanuts are the work of the devil!
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#1292 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. country. then you can linedance your way through the round.
Q. will you answer this question? |
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#1293 |
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No
Q. What can I do to stop people thinking I am mad after they saw me line-dancing round my papers this afternoon? |
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#1294 |
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Paper bag over the head will probably work
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#1295 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. ask somebody who knows you well.
Q. isnt sunny weather nice? |
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#1296 |
Sweet But Sadistic
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Yes
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#1297 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. hmm let me think...
Q. do you want the scientifically calculated answer or a funny one? |
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#1298 |
Sweet But Sadistic
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A: Funny's always good
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#1299 |
Astrophysicist At Large
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A. funny answer is no. but the coyote would.
science answer. roadrunner is based upon a real bird. doing some research the top speed of that bird is only 15mph so it wouldnt even set the camera off. Q. am i a geek? |
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#1300 |
Sweet But Sadistic
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A: Nope, you just know a lot of stuff
Q: Who hates exams? |
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