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Old 05 May 2005, 22:53   #1276
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.........stay up to see Blair win Chris

Will Chris hit the bottle by the end of the night??
Providing Liz Truss shafts Alice "Moaner" Mahon (local) and Reg Keys pulls one over on Blair then yes - it will be Bubbly!!!!



How shall I spend my sunday afternoon off this week?
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Old 05 May 2005, 22:58   #1277
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Probably fixing my computer seeing as my brother's been at it!
Failing that then feel free to meander down here anyway...isn't that what you were hinting earlier?

Why are there no purple mamals?
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Old 05 May 2005, 23:01   #1278
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Barney's purple!!!!


Is it possible to overdose on chocolate chip cookies?
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Old 05 May 2005, 23:03   #1279
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Hate to break it to you but Barney isn't real...despite what my goddaughter thinks...

I don't know whether it's possible to overdose on chocolate chip cookies but I'd damn well like to find out!

Q: How come clouds don't fall outta the sky?
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Old 05 May 2005, 23:03   #1280
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sure is Chris

Should I lend Chris my Treadmill after all that indulgence??
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Old 05 May 2005, 23:10   #1281
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Q: How come clouds don't fall outta the sky?
Because if they did, people would confuse them for sheep!!


Q. why does it hurt so much when you stub a toe?
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Old 05 May 2005, 23:12   #1282
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Cos toes have a death wish that way

How come if you let your brother on the computer for five minutes you get 8 viruses?
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Old 06 May 2005, 15:01   #1283
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cos some people, including me, have a curse that if they even ook at at a computer it breaks.

Why did blair have to win the election? Why???
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Old 06 May 2005, 15:18   #1284
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...cause hes the MAN!!

could there have been any other party to win??
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Old 06 May 2005, 15:20   #1285
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A. not this time.

Q. who will replace Michael Howard? (i want Boris Johnson)
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Old 06 May 2005, 17:47   #1286
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A: Darth Vader from the Dark Side

Q: I'm bored what shall I do to combat this?
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Old 06 May 2005, 17:50   #1287
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Rock To Meat loaf....

Just got a new job so no need to continue college, although should i keep putting the effort in until i start the job??
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Old 06 May 2005, 21:09   #1288
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A. you can never get enough education

Q. mmm doughnuts?
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Old 09 May 2005, 11:43   #1289
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No thanks, I'm on a diet


Is my life really gonna get any better (yep I'm on a downer today!!)
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Old 09 May 2005, 13:11   #1290
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A. no matter how bad thing seem, somebody is always worse off.

Q. peanut butter and strawberry jam?
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Old 09 May 2005, 13:16   #1291
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Strawberry Jam - Peanuts are the work of the devil!

When doing my paperrounds this afternoon - a disc of country mp3's or Musical MP3's?? (i haven't done a meat one yet!!)
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Old 09 May 2005, 13:18   #1292
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A. country. then you can linedance your way through the round.

Q. will you answer this question?
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Old 10 May 2005, 20:12   #1293
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No

Q. What can I do to stop people thinking I am mad after they saw me line-dancing round my papers this afternoon?
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Old 10 May 2005, 20:51   #1294
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Paper bag over the head will probably work

How can you tell if your depressed
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Old 10 May 2005, 21:49   #1295
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A. ask somebody who knows you well.

Q. isnt sunny weather nice?
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Old 10 May 2005, 21:50   #1296
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Yes - but hot weather is a pain

Q: If Road Runner went through a speed camera would he be in the picture?
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Old 10 May 2005, 21:53   #1297
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A. hmm let me think...

Q. do you want the scientifically calculated answer or a funny one?
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Old 10 May 2005, 22:09   #1298
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A: Funny's always good

Q: Well?
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Old 10 May 2005, 22:12   #1299
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A. funny answer is no. but the coyote would.

science answer. roadrunner is based upon a real bird. doing some research the top speed of that bird is only 15mph so it wouldnt even set the camera off.

Q. am i a geek?
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Old 10 May 2005, 22:15   #1300
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A: Nope, you just know a lot of stuff

Q: Who hates exams?
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