Interview the person below you - Page 53

Keab42 · 10 May 2005, 22:19

A. everybody

Q. how fast does news travel?

Cathie · 10 May 2005, 22:29

A: It's a direct correlation with how big a mouth the person you tell has got

Q: What is the most boring book in the world?

Keab42 · 10 May 2005, 23:08

A. without a doubt the most boring book in the world has to be the telephone directory.

Q. will there ever be a day when everybody is happy?

Cathie · 10 May 2005, 23:12

Good point

A: No, there will always be one miserable git

Q: Are gnomes evil?

Keab42 · 10 May 2005, 23:13

A. depends

Q. magical or garden variety?

Cathie · 10 May 2005, 23:18

Both. I have a feeling those freaky little plastic garden gnomes come into your house at night and scoop your brains out...that's why people keep buying them...

Although at least now I can spell gnome...used to spell it with a k...

Pixie · 11 May 2005, 09:26

A: Not as evil as the Ooomaloompas in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory - uggh those things always gave me the creeps!!

Q: What is the scientific explanation for love?

DIZZY DRUMMER · 11 May 2005, 09:28

MADNESS !!!!!

Should I invest in a webcam

Pixie · 11 May 2005, 09:40

No FA, you will get the disappointment(s) of your life!!

So, Liverpool are going to win in Istanbul aren't they?

Keab42 · 15 May 2005, 18:46

has this happened yet?

Pixie · 16 May 2005, 10:43

No Keab, we have that pleasure to come!

Q: How come it's WINTER in Australia and still much warmer than here?

Biter · 16 May 2005, 13:19

Because theyre lovely but annoying and meh.

Anyone know an effective way to harden the skin? Im using surgical spirit but all its doing is hadening the ends of my nails...

Chris · 16 May 2005, 13:26

Ronseal strengthening wood varnish!!!

Why??

Pixie · 16 May 2005, 14:18

Sounds like you better not ask Chris!

Biter - try playing the guitar - that'll do it!!

Q: Who's goin to see the new Star Wars film??

Rob The Badger · 17 May 2005, 00:58

I may see it, just to see what tehy'll do to ~~~~~~~ise the series even more.

What is it with the English?

Chris · 17 May 2005, 13:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob The Badger

I may see it, just to see what tehy'll do to ~~~~~~~ise the series even more.

What is it with the English?

Nothing!! We can't help being perfect!!

Why do i always choose women i haven't got a prayer of pulling!!!!

Pixie · 17 May 2005, 13:50

You're a hopeless optimist Chris!

Is it possible, ever, to be completely happy?

Chris · 17 May 2005, 19:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie

You're a hopeless optimist Chris!

Is it possible, ever, to be completely happy?

Yes if you don't want the impossible!

Why is it always the cute girls who object to being told/don't believe they are cute?

Pixie · 17 May 2005, 22:21

Actually, they don't Chris - it's just that the words you need to use are 'intelligent', 'attractive' and 'desirable'... ha ha

OK, I'll have to settle 4 2md best won't I?

Gez · 24 May 2005, 21:10

Never settle for 2nd best.....mm...apart from now

Porridge with sugar or salt??

Chris · 24 May 2005, 21:14

How to make the perfect porridge
==========================

Place foot on pedal of bin

Press pedal

tip entire bowl of porridge in bin

Make bowl of shreddies!!!

Q. Shall i make a pot of tea for the evening or crack open a bottle of wine??

Pixie · 24 May 2005, 22:25

Shreddies win hands down Chris - unless the alternative offering is a chicken tikka (yumm!)

DIZZY DRUMMER · 26 May 2005, 09:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

How to make the perfect porridge
==========================

Place foot on pedal of bin

Press pedal

tip entire bowl of porridge in bin

Make bowl of shreddies!!!

Q. Shall i make a pot of tea for the evening or crack open a bottle of wine??

I'd have the tea with shreddies

How do you concerntrate on writing music when you have a daughter taking the **** all of the time & a hubby who rabbits about nowt in the other ear

Pixie · 26 May 2005, 10:49

Suggest they go and see Star Wars (because it's 3 hours long!

) and 'spend some quality time together' so you can get 4 hours' peace!

Why does ordering furniture always make me lose the will to live?

DIZZY DRUMMER · 26 May 2005, 13:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie

Suggest they go and see Star Wars (because it's 3 hours long!

) and 'spend some quality time together' so you can get 4 hours' peace!

Why does ordering furniture always make me lose the will to live?

Great idea - but hubby will not go to pictures - & Chris would not be seen dead with her dad (not cool)

SO I have decided to move into the garage with me drums - I know I am safe in there.

WELL - it is not the most exciting thing to be ordering ............. is it

What shell I have for tea????

Just had a chicken salad for lunch

10 May 2005, 22:19	#1301
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	A. everybody Q. how fast does news travel?

10 May 2005, 22:29	#1302
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	A: It's a direct correlation with how big a mouth the person you tell has got Q: What is the most boring book in the world?

10 May 2005, 23:08	#1303
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	A. without a doubt the most boring book in the world has to be the telephone directory. Q. will there ever be a day when everybody is happy?

10 May 2005, 23:12	#1304
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Good point A: No, there will always be one miserable git Q: Are gnomes evil?

10 May 2005, 23:13	#1305
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	A. depends Q. magical or garden variety?

10 May 2005, 23:18	#1306
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Both. I have a feeling those freaky little plastic garden gnomes come into your house at night and scoop your brains out...that's why people keep buying them... Although at least now I can spell gnome...used to spell it with a k...

11 May 2005, 09:26	#1307
Pixie The Mad Scientist Join Date: 22.03.2004 Location: In a land where I don't have to stay Posts: 1,306	A: Not as evil as the Ooomaloompas in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory - uggh those things always gave me the creeps!! Q: What is the scientific explanation for love?

11 May 2005, 09:28	#1308
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	MADNESS !!!!! Should I invest in a webcam

11 May 2005, 09:40	#1309
Pixie The Mad Scientist Join Date: 22.03.2004 Location: In a land where I don't have to stay Posts: 1,306	No FA, you will get the disappointment(s) of your life!! So, Liverpool are going to win in Istanbul aren't they?

15 May 2005, 18:46	#1310
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	has this happened yet?

16 May 2005, 10:43	#1311
Pixie The Mad Scientist Join Date: 22.03.2004 Location: In a land where I don't have to stay Posts: 1,306	No Keab, we have that pleasure to come! Q: How come it's WINTER in Australia and still much warmer than here?

16 May 2005, 13:19	#1312
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Because theyre lovely but annoying and meh. Anyone know an effective way to harden the skin? Im using surgical spirit but all its doing is hadening the ends of my nails...

16 May 2005, 13:26	#1313
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Ronseal strengthening wood varnish!!! Why??

16 May 2005, 14:18	#1314
Pixie The Mad Scientist Join Date: 22.03.2004 Location: In a land where I don't have to stay Posts: 1,306	Sounds like you better not ask Chris! Biter - try playing the guitar - that'll do it!! Q: Who's goin to see the new Star Wars film??

17 May 2005, 00:58	#1315
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I may see it, just to see what tehy'll do to ~~~~~~~ise the series even more. What is it with the English?

17 May 2005, 13:50	#1317
Pixie The Mad Scientist Join Date: 22.03.2004 Location: In a land where I don't have to stay Posts: 1,306	You're a hopeless optimist Chris! Is it possible, ever, to be completely happy?

17 May 2005, 22:21	#1319
Pixie The Mad Scientist Join Date: 22.03.2004 Location: In a land where I don't have to stay Posts: 1,306	Actually, they don't Chris - it's just that the words you need to use are 'intelligent', 'attractive' and 'desirable'... ha ha OK, I'll have to settle 4 2md best won't I?

24 May 2005, 21:10	#1320
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Never settle for 2nd best.....mm...apart from now Porridge with sugar or salt??

24 May 2005, 21:14	#1321
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	How to make the perfect porridge ========================== Place foot on pedal of bin Press pedal tip entire bowl of porridge in bin Make bowl of shreddies!!! Q. Shall i make a pot of tea for the evening or crack open a bottle of wine??

24 May 2005, 22:25	#1322
Pixie The Mad Scientist Join Date: 22.03.2004 Location: In a land where I don't have to stay Posts: 1,306	Shreddies win hands down Chris - unless the alternative offering is a chicken tikka (yumm!)

26 May 2005, 10:49	#1324
Pixie The Mad Scientist Join Date: 22.03.2004 Location: In a land where I don't have to stay Posts: 1,306	Suggest they go and see Star Wars (because it's 3 hours long! ) and 'spend some quality time together' so you can get 4 hours' peace! Why does ordering furniture always make me lose the will to live?