02 Aug 2005, 21:33
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
 Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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God is looking down on you and thinks you need the exercise
 Q: Where can I buy the top of the toilet cistern only - smashed it this morning
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02 Aug 2005, 22:37
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
 Somewhere in the real world.
Posts: 7,527
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Most bathroom showrooms would probably be able to help. Try the local yellow pages for a local plumbing wholesalers.
Q. WTF were you doing to break it? |
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02 Aug 2005, 23:18
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life is one big adventure
Join Date: 23.06.2005
Location:
 some town in Alberta called Leduc
Posts: 5,550
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02 Aug 2005, 23:20
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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A: opening a window, knocked a glass vase containing blue stones off the cill, smash and grab but missed the grabbing bit
 Q: Will I make it to 10,000 by Christmas time? and no not my age neither
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02 Aug 2005, 23:37
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life is one big adventure
Join Date: 23.06.2005
Location:
some town in Alberta called Leduc
Posts: 5,550
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who do you love?? (like that one of george thorogood) |
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03 Aug 2005, 10:06
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The Mad Scientist
Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
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 A: For the same reason it never rains when you forget to water your flowers  Q: Why do you always get viruses when you come back from a lovely holiday? |
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03 Aug 2005, 17:07
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
 auch...not on the fence
Posts: 5,633
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Think yourself lucky I normally bring back diseases (scratch scratch)
Do we really need a Holiday?? |
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03 Aug 2005, 17:31
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
Somewhere in the real world.
Posts: 7,527
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According to the great St Cliff - "Everybody needs a summer holiday...."
Q. Shall I start repainting the hall now or just not bother? |
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03 Aug 2005, 19:48
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I know that i'll be bad for good.
 Join Date: 15.11.2003
Location:
South UK
Posts: 893
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Most definitely, then when you've done that you can come and do my bathroom ~ i've got the paint here waiting
.Q: What is your favourite fruit? |
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03 Aug 2005, 20:14
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 02.03.2004
Location:
 The Arena of the Unwell
Posts: 3,177
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Mango, when they are fresh off the tree.
Where's the best place for a holiday? |
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03 Aug 2005, 20:32
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The Mad Scientist
Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
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A: As far away as possible!!
Q: Why do my children always appear the moment I try to get on the computer?
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03 Aug 2005, 23:46
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
auch...not on the fence
Posts: 5,633
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Maybe the pipe your playing
Why does Patti rock 
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04 Aug 2005, 00:57
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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A: Patti rocks because you either have it or you don't - and my word does Patti - hope you understand that Gerry.
Q: Will we all be posting on here in 2010? |
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04 Aug 2005, 20:17
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life is one big adventure
Join Date: 23.06.2005
Location:
some town in Alberta called Leduc
Posts: 5,550
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Q : does it get time to get some day's off? |
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05 Aug 2005, 01:33
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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yes if its good
 will i win the t-shirt 
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05 Aug 2005, 16:46
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
auch...not on the fence
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Nope...........am going higher
How high will we go?? |
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05 Aug 2005, 21:45
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The Mad Scientist
Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
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A: But...errr...aren't you Scottish Gerry?
Q: Will we win the Ashes? |
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05 Aug 2005, 23:46
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Astrophysicist At Large
Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
Posts: 4,284
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A. of course not
Q. will we ever win anything? |
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06 Aug 2005, 00:29
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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we won the olympic bid
should i drink this nice bottle of wine 
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06 Aug 2005, 01:15
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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A: Nope it'll give you a hangover - I speak from experience never touch it
Have a warm southern comfort with lemonade instead. Q: Shall I stay on here all night? |
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06 Aug 2005, 05:55
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Lurker
Join Date: 12.07.2004
Location:
Kent
Posts: 1,067
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why not!!
I just got in from a night out...does this make me hardcore, stupid or just a teenager? |
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06 Aug 2005, 17:51
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
auch...not on the fence
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............a lucky sod if you ask me
Should I stay under the 5 pint mark 2nite?? |
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06 Aug 2005, 21:33
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Lurker
Join Date: 12.07.2004
Location:
Kent
Posts: 1,067
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Do you fancy more than 5 pints? If so, go for it!
Whats better...budgies or socks? |
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07 Aug 2005, 01:48
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
middlesbrough smoggy rules
Posts: 8,137
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socks keep your feet warm
will we win the ashes
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07 Aug 2005, 02:30
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Lurker
Join Date: 12.07.2004
Location:
Kent
Posts: 1,067
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Probably not, but we're still better at football
Im teaching myself acoustic guitar using online tablature websites...anyone recommend a nice simple song to practice? |
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