|
|
#1601 |
|
I know that i'll be bad for good.
![]() Join Date: 15.11.2003
Location:
Posts: 893
|
There is a Meat Loaf song book out there somewhere with the guitar chords in it
Why do I have odd socks left over when i've done the washing? (and no they weren't odd when i put them in the washing machine) |
|
|
|
|
|
#1602 | |
|
The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#1603 | |
|
The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#1604 | |
|
The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
|
Quote:
Q: Do I have to go abroad again to get some decent weather this summer? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#1605 |
|
Mega Loafer
![]() Join Date: 02.03.2004
Location:
Posts: 3,177
|
No it's sunny out now (well where I am) you could go abroad it'll be interesting.
Should I go to the US for a concert? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1606 |
|
I know that i'll be bad for good.
![]() Join Date: 15.11.2003
Location:
Posts: 893
|
Well that depends on who you're planning on seeing
Q: Do i have the chocolate ice cream, or the cherry |
|
|
|
|
|
#1607 |
|
The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
|
A: If you can afford it - YES YES YES!
Q: Why are people saying only nice things about Robin Cook as opposed to when he was alive everyone acknowledging what a prat he was? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1608 |
|
Mega Loafer
![]() Join Date: 02.03.2004
Location:
Posts: 3,177
|
Cherry ice cream.
Robin Cook- because he's dead you have to be respectful, soon they'll be back to normal, plus he did die quite suddenly. What's your favourite type of photography: black and white or colour? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1609 |
|
Mega Loafer
![]() Join Date: 23.11.2003
Location:
Posts: 1,416
|
A: Depends on what the photo is of. If it's sunsets or butterflies I have to have them in colour, but people and buildings look good in black and white
Q: Why is the TV series 24 (keifer sutherland) so addictive?! |
|
|
|
|
|
#1610 | |
|
The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
|
Quote:
A: Because a) he's quite good looking |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#1611 |
|
The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
|
Oops, forgot to ask a question
Q: So what does everyone think of Scientology then? (that's a loaded question I suppose... |
|
|
|
|
|
#1612 |
|
Lurker
![]() Join Date: 12.07.2004
Location:
Posts: 1,067
|
Its ok if you can afford it and if it makes someone feel like a better person, then why should I stand in their way. Every religion has good and bad bits.
Why are all the good clothes shops overpriced? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1613 |
|
Knicker thief
![]() Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
Posts: 5,633
|
They're not, its just that your not paid enough
Why do birds sing?? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1614 |
|
I know that i'll be bad for good.
![]() Join Date: 15.11.2003
Location:
Posts: 893
|
Because they cant hold musical instruments with their little wings
Q: Why is pay day such a long time away? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1615 |
|
The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
|
A: Because you don't earn enough!
Q: Why do I always cry at the sad bits of EVERY movie, embarrassing myself in front of my 3 little children who never do???? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1616 |
|
Lurker
![]() Join Date: 12.07.2004
Location:
Posts: 1,067
|
Its the way youre built....I cried over the episode of Buffy on sky one today....its the one where she finally defeats Glory and sacrifices herself to save Dawn *blubs again*. Same with Armageddon. Sad as a puppy with a missing leg.
Anyway. Johnny Depp is soooooooo hot, agreed? *i cant think of a decent question* |
|
|
|
|
|
#1617 |
|
Mega Loafer
![]() Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
Posts: 7,527
|
At the risk of upsetting some people on here - NO!!!!
Q. Why have I spent four days now bouncing round lke a hyperactive Tigger and being extremely cheerful to the poibnt where my colleagues think i am either all loved up or on something!! |
|
|
|
|
|
#1618 |
|
I know that i'll be bad for good.
![]() Join Date: 15.11.2003
Location:
Posts: 893
|
Too many jelly beans perhaps
Q: Why do the stinging nettles keep coming back in my garden no matter how many times i try and kill them off? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1619 |
|
Knicker thief
![]() Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
Posts: 5,633
|
cause they're attracted to nice legs
Why dont people stop moaning about work........at work |
|
|
|
|
|
#1620 | |
|
Always Ready For A Bang
![]() Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
Posts: 6,389
|
Quote:
Anyone going to give me a hug |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#1621 |
|
Mega Loafer
![]() Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
Posts: 7,527
|
Go on then!!
*Hugs, Snogs cops a sneaky feel!!* Q. Where should we go fro lunch tomorrow? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1622 | |
|
The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
|
Quote:
A: Depends on who you're taking...friends, parents, kids or someone you want to impress... B: Why does it always rain on me? (c'mon, someone answer the obvious |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#1623 |
|
Mega Loafer
![]() Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
Posts: 7,527
|
A. Because you have the shower head stuck in your collar following you around!!!
Q. Where shall we go for lunch today? we being myself and my best mates wife. (nothing dodgy mind!!) |
|
|
|
|
|
#1624 |
|
The Mad Scientist
![]() Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
|
A: Somewhere casual, not too smart and PUBLIC e.g. Frankie & Bennies, TGI Friday, pub lunch, pizza place etc. Q: Why am I genetically programmed to be scared of big roller coaster rides and yet my kids love them?? |
|
|
|
|
|
#1625 |
|
in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
![]() Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
Posts: 8,137
|
(a)because your there mother
(q)should i go to the in-laws at the weekend |
|
|
|