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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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Yes!!! You never know when you'll need their help
Q: What kind of outfit should I wear to my daughters wedding in October? If it goes ahead that is!! |
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Well, the brides mother sets precedent so wear something bright. Also etiquette dictates that the brides mother leads whether guests keep hats on or off. So, if you wear a small feather type arrangement, you can keep it on all day and make everyone in huge hats suffer all day!!!
Q. Did anyone else think lost was blooming good? |
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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thanks Chris for that very informative post regarding hats, think I'll take your advice and make them suffer, sorry I digress......
Dunno didn't see it, been on here!!!!!!!!!!! Q: Where is Arch Angel Gabriel? |
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Mega Loafer
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I don't know!
But i do know God is sat on the sofa across the room from me suffering after a couple two many drinks!! Q. Since my hair covers my nose when brushed forward, is it time to get it cut? |
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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A: Oh No not one of those lets brush that extra long piece to cover the thin bit
Q: Eeny, Meeny, Minney, or Mo? |
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Me, Myself & I
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Mo for he is far funnier than Curly or larry and they are the three men i admire most.
Should I send out to find Gabriel or trust him to behave without my supervision? |
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Q : is having kids fun? |
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The Mad Scientist
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A: YES (if you are the kid!!)
And YES I thought 'Lost' was good, although the creature in the jungle thing was a bit too far-fetched (but then apparently it's meant to be 'quirky' not 'realistic' so I suppose we'll see...) Q: How come Chris knows so much about wedding etiquette? |
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Mega Loafer
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I just do!!!
Q. Shall i spoil it for everyone by revealing what the creature in the woods n LOST is? |
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The Mad Scientist
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A: NOOOOO!!
Q: Aren't we doing well in the cricket today? |
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Mega Loafer
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Of course we are - although i am only supporting the selectors choices grudeingly! After they destroyed my namesakes career by sending him to India where he got food poisoning and ended up with a test career of six wickets I will never forgive them!!!
Q. Going to a posh dinner tomorrow - tuxedo jobbie!! For the bow tie & Cummerbund set, should I wear red, blue, silver or the revolving flashing bow tie that plays "I believe in miracles"!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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The Mad Scientist
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A: Puleeze nothing daft that will embarrass everyone, UNLESS you are absolutely the life and soul of the party and can carry it off... Q: Have just lost my voice singing 'Alone', 'Bring Me To Life' and 'China in Your Hand' at a gig - should I leave it a coupla weeks before punishing myself again?? |
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Good idea....and stop punishing those people around you too
Why is the future aint what it used to be |
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The Mad Scientist
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Thanks Gerry!!
A: Because it depends on your perspective...it looks great to me but tomorrow I may think differently....have a coupla pints and it'll look good again Q: Has Meat got married yet? |
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NO he can't have - I have not had my invite yet WHY - when men do the washing they always get something white of YOURS in with the jeans - but NEVER any of their own whites |
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The Mad Scientist
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A: I find a subtle role reversal helps there FA! (put his white T-shirt in with your pink washing 'by mistake' - it never happens again
Q: Why when my son plays football does it suddenly p down from start to finish then brighten up immediately??? |
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So that you have a harder job washing, or in the case of watching the match you get utterly soaked like the team
What is your favourite drink? |
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A - malibu
Q - when will the summer start???? hate this weather |
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True summer starts as soon as you get to the west indies
Pringles - Sour cream and onion or Salt and vinegar? |
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Sour cream and onion please..love that taste Heineken, Bavaria or Grolsch |
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None, I don't drink alcohol.
What's your favourite West Indian island? |
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life is one big adventure
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A: don't know never been there...
Q : what time is it out there? |
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I'm in a different dimension without limit of time
Should every day be a Sunday?? |
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wanne buy clothes?? |
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The Mad Scientist
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No ta, prefer food and drink!
Q: Do teenagers prefer to celebrate 16 or 18 these days?? |
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