17 Aug 2005, 00:05
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Mega Loafer
 Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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Sod's Law!!
Q. I have to email a 500 word article for a trade paper before lunch tomorrow - what can i write about? |
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17 Aug 2005, 00:27
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 8,137
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depens on what trade your in
 beach or shopp    ing
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17 Aug 2005, 19:03
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 27.07.2005
Location:
Bolton, Greater Manchester
Posts: 666
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beach, you can chill and listen to music!!
Why do the next door nieghbours insist on doing thier DIY jobs at 3 in the mornin??? |
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17 Aug 2005, 19:39
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
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Posts: 5,633
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just to annoy YOU
 Is LOUD music doog for the soul 
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17 Aug 2005, 20:29
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I know that i'll be bad for good.
Join Date: 15.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 893
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Of course it is .... the louder the better
Q: Apples or bananas? |
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17 Aug 2005, 23:01
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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Definitely Bananas they contain potassium very good for you and replensigh your energy levels
Q: Shall we go to Alicante or not? |
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18 Aug 2005, 08:54
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The Mad Scientist
Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
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Oh yes Dottie!
(unless the alternative is the Maldives.... )England or Australia to live? 
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18 Aug 2005, 09:22
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
Posts: 6,389
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Would say Australia - but never been so can't say
Fish or chicken |
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18 Aug 2005, 09:32
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The Mad Scientist
Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
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Chicken - it goes with more things!
 Q: How ARE you?????
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18 Aug 2005, 13:33
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 6,389
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Quote:
 Why did I decide to return to work today - not well at all |
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18 Aug 2005, 14:02
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 02.03.2004
Location:
The Arena of the Unwell
Posts: 3,177
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Because you thought you'd be ok?
Why am I so happy? |
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18 Aug 2005, 15:30
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The Mad Scientist
Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
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A: Because you're relatively healthy (
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18 Aug 2005, 16:32
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 12.05.2002
Location: Luton, England
Posts: 485
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Because last night the goalie was at fault for the first three goals. Ok, the defence might be at fault for not clearing the ball sooner, but the point is that the keeper could have quite easily stopped them.
Also, it doesn't help when David James is a poor keeper in the first place, the fact that he once played for Watford highlights this. Does anyone else hate Premiership football? Last edited by tukayaway; 18 Aug 2005 at 16:34. Reason: Forgot the question. |
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18 Aug 2005, 18:08
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Lurker
Join Date: 12.07.2004
Location:
Kent
Posts: 1,067
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Calamity James was crap when he was at West Ham...and I have grown to hate premiership footie.
I just got accepted into college doing music...anyone know what i can expect? |
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18 Aug 2005, 20:10
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 27.07.2005
Location:
Bolton, Greater Manchester
Posts: 666
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If it's doin A-Level then fun fun fun and then theres harmony......!!!!!!!! If its degree dont know not got there yet!!!
What colour should i paint my old guitar??? Or what shall i put on it??! |
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18 Aug 2005, 20:17
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
Somewhere in the real world.
Posts: 7,527
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Paint it sky-blue pink with yellow spots!!
Q. Shall have a bath adn then get tea while watching lost, or get tea and then laze in the bath? |
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18 Aug 2005, 22:03
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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Get tea Chris, then laze in the bath -
 Q: Is the bath a double size? 
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18 Aug 2005, 22:30
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 6,389
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Dottie - Poor Chris - you will frighten him
anyone here teach fitness programmes |
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19 Aug 2005, 13:18
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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Posts: 7,527
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I haven't a clue!
Should Dottie change her name so I can use the classic line "WhyMrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?" |
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19 Aug 2005, 14:28
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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A: Yes!!!
Q: Shall we continue Chris? |
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19 Aug 2005, 15:38
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The Mad Scientist
Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
Posts: 1,306
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(also conflicts slightly with medical training )Q: Is it raining down South yet? |
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19 Aug 2005, 15:40
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The Mad Scientist
Join Date: 22.03.2004
Location: In a land where I don't have to stay
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19 Aug 2005, 21:03
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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Posts: 7,527
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Q. Given that it's all going pear shaped at work tonight, shall i go in tomorrow or hide under the bed? |
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19 Aug 2005, 21:55
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.06.2005
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On the bed under the duvet sounds more comfy
cycle or walk? |
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19 Aug 2005, 22:32
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 27.07.2005
Location:
Bolton, Greater Manchester
Posts: 666
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Walk its better!!!!
Shall i eat this giant multicoloured lolly thats sat at the side starring at me??? |
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