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*AndyK* · 04 May 2006, 15:01

slightly disoriented octopus on a record turntable set to 78 rpm.

dottie · 04 May 2006, 20:39

with Mario Lanza singing his heart out...........

Ross · 05 May 2006, 00:32

However Mario Lanza was Brians 4th favorite artist, so all was not lost.

*AndyK* · 05 May 2006, 09:48

All in fact knew exactly where he was as he'd been carrying a GPS system with him all day, even though he hadn't left his house.

Hypnobabe · 05 May 2006, 11:21

All had not left the house for years, in fact, as he had a really stupid name which caused lots of problems for him. All did all of his shopping via the internet, although delivery was a bit of a problem because he lived

*AndyK* · 05 May 2006, 11:22

in a dark and damp and dangerous and deadly (and lots of other words beginning with D) place, called

Hypnobabe · 05 May 2006, 11:28

Luton

*AndyK* · 05 May 2006, 11:29

. But anyway, we digress enough about All, who is inconsequential to this story because of his

Hypnobabe · 05 May 2006, 11:44

immense dislike for swimwear.

*AndyK* · 05 May 2006, 11:48

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, our anti-hero Brian was

Hypnobabe · 05 May 2006, 11:52

leaning rather breathlessly up against a wall, having gotten out of breath with his running, and as he leaned there, trying to get his breath back, a motorcycle courier wandered up beside him, and handed him a large parcel, containing his rubber sheep, which he promptly

*AndyK* · 05 May 2006, 11:54

unwrapped and inflated, before asking the motorcycle courier why he'd wandered up to him and not ridden, since he was indeed a motorcycle courier and not a walking courier. The courier was baffled by this line of questioning, until he realised someone had stolen his

Hypnobabe · 05 May 2006, 12:03

scooter, and he'd had to resort to roller skates which gave him blisters, hence the wandering rather than a brisk purposeful walk. Having sorted out the mystery, Brian dressed himself in the sheep, inserting his

*AndyK* · 05 May 2006, 12:10

finger

Hypnobabe · 05 May 2006, 12:15

delicately into the

*AndyK* · 05 May 2006, 12:23

mains socket

Ross · 05 May 2006, 12:27

which shocked him all over his

*AndyK* · 05 May 2006, 12:27

home town.

Skeleton · 05 May 2006, 15:11

All the people was thinking

L96 · 05 May 2006, 18:51

"When will Brian meet the woman of his dreams, the toad-figured, muppet-headed Julie?"...

Leah · 05 May 2006, 20:58

"Ahhhh Julie......" Brian often dreamily said under his breath, if only he could persuede her to go on a date with him, the last time he asked her she said a rather abrupt "No" due to.....

R. · 05 May 2006, 21:01

him asking her "Why is the Rum gone?". Now,

Ross · 06 May 2006, 02:04

unfortunetly Julie did not share Brian's passion for Sheep which meant

Rockette · 06 May 2006, 12:16

she was possibly Little Bo Peep in another of her many lifetimes. Anyway, Julie resembled a monkey's

Ben · 06 May 2006, 22:03

favourite banana, although she had a hard time accepting this, she

04 May 2006, 15:01	#151
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	slightly disoriented octopus on a record turntable set to 78 rpm.

04 May 2006, 20:39	#152
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	with Mario Lanza singing his heart out...........

05 May 2006, 00:32	#153
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	However Mario Lanza was Brians 4th favorite artist, so all was not lost.

05 May 2006, 09:48	#154
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	All in fact knew exactly where he was as he'd been carrying a GPS system with him all day, even though he hadn't left his house.

05 May 2006, 11:21	#155
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	All had not left the house for years, in fact, as he had a really stupid name which caused lots of problems for him. All did all of his shopping via the internet, although delivery was a bit of a problem because he lived

05 May 2006, 11:22	#156
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	in a dark and damp and dangerous and deadly (and lots of other words beginning with D) place, called

05 May 2006, 11:28	#157
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Luton

05 May 2006, 11:29	#158
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	. But anyway, we digress enough about All, who is inconsequential to this story because of his

05 May 2006, 11:44	#159
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	immense dislike for swimwear.

05 May 2006, 11:48	#160
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Meanwhile, back at the ranch, our anti-hero Brian was

05 May 2006, 11:52	#161
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	leaning rather breathlessly up against a wall, having gotten out of breath with his running, and as he leaned there, trying to get his breath back, a motorcycle courier wandered up beside him, and handed him a large parcel, containing his rubber sheep, which he promptly

05 May 2006, 11:54	#162
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	unwrapped and inflated, before asking the motorcycle courier why he'd wandered up to him and not ridden, since he was indeed a motorcycle courier and not a walking courier. The courier was baffled by this line of questioning, until he realised someone had stolen his

05 May 2006, 12:03	#163
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	scooter, and he'd had to resort to roller skates which gave him blisters, hence the wandering rather than a brisk purposeful walk. Having sorted out the mystery, Brian dressed himself in the sheep, inserting his

05 May 2006, 12:10	#164
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	finger

05 May 2006, 12:15	#165
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	delicately into the

05 May 2006, 12:23	#166
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	mains socket

05 May 2006, 12:27	#167
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	which shocked him all over his

05 May 2006, 12:27	#168
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	home town.

05 May 2006, 15:11	#169
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668	All the people was thinking

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L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	"When will Brian meet the woman of his dreams, the toad-figured, muppet-headed Julie?"...

05 May 2006, 20:58	#171
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	"Ahhhh Julie......" Brian often dreamily said under his breath, if only he could persuede her to go on a date with him, the last time he asked her she said a rather abrupt "No" due to.....

05 May 2006, 21:01	#172
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	him asking her "Why is the Rum gone?". Now,

06 May 2006, 02:04	#173
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	unfortunetly Julie did not share Brian's passion for Sheep which meant

06 May 2006, 12:16	#174
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	she was possibly Little Bo Peep in another of her many lifetimes. Anyway, Julie resembled a monkey's

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Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	favourite banana, although she had a hard time accepting this, she