The Bat & Bellfry (bites back) - Page 8

**Monstro** · 29 Jun 2012, 02:13

Teachers (large), diet coke and an ickle bit of ice please barkeep

**Monstro** · 29 Jun 2012, 05:38

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Originally Posted by Monstro

Teachers (large), diet coke and an ickle bit of ice please barkeep

3hrs & 24mins later

>>>>serves himself

L96 · 29 Jun 2012, 12:23

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Originally Posted by Monstro

3hrs & 24mins later

>>>>serves himself

While you're up...

**Monstro** · 29 Jun 2012, 12:48

lol

melon · 29 Jun 2012, 17:07

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

You sure you wouldn't like a Tequila moonshine?
I brew it myself

I'll have one or five of each thanks

**The Flying Mouse** · 29 Jun 2012, 19:51

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Originally Posted by Monstro

3hrs & 24mins later

>>>>serves himself

OK, you got me.
I'm involved in top secret research for a government project.
We put people in unpleasant situations and see how they react.

The two favourites tests are leaving the thirsty customer waiting at the bar for a drink for prolonged periods.

And...........

We also have secret cameras above the checkout in every supermarket.
The carrier bags were designed to be extremely difficult to open and we observe the unwitting test subject try to open the ~~~~~~.

We got the idea from watching rats running around a special designed maze.

No scientific reason for the rats in the maze, it's just funny after a few beers to watch them run around and bump into stuff

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Originally Posted by melon

I'll have one or five of each thanks

I'll have to do them one at a time.
This is stuff is pretty unstable and I don't like having too much in one place at one time.

Have you ever heard of the country Landtopiasteinia? (they could never decide how to end the name of the country so just threw a few together and called it good)

No?

Nor has anyone else since, at a bubblewrap salesman convention, the three main bubblewrap sales directors of the "ia" area of the country ordered a Moonshine each (The Bat & Belfry got to run the beer tent with a little help from the government in return for our help in carrier bad stress tests. Plus the President owed me a couple of hundred quidbuckeurofracs when Lars, his pick of the day, was last rat out of the maze) from the barman I sent over there for the occassion.
Why he served those drinks all at once will never be know. Maybe he was brave, uncarring, foolhardy, stupid, or just downright suicidal, but the country was erased from the map with a cry of "cheerproskolslangostrovia" and the clinking of three glasses

Well as an answer, it makes a change from "here you go"

melon · 30 Jun 2012, 06:37

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

I'll have to do them one at a time.
This is stuff is pretty unstable and I don't like having too much in one place at one time.

Have you ever heard of the country Landtopiasteinia? (they could never decide how to end the name of the country so just threw a few together and called it good)

No?

Nor has anyone else since, at a bubblewrap salesman convention, the three main bubblewrap sales directors of the "ia" area of the country ordered a Moonshine each (The Bat & Belfry got to run the beer tent with a little help from the government in return for our help in carrier bad stress tests. Plus the President owed me a couple of hundred quidbuckeurofracs when Lars, his pick of the day, was last rat out of the maze) from the barman I sent over there for the occassion.
Why he served those drinks all at once will never be know. Maybe he was brave, uncarring, foolhardy, stupid, or just downright suicidal, but the country was erased from the map with a cry of "cheerproskolslangostrovia" and the clinking of three glasses

Well as an answer, it makes a change from "here you go"

Lol.... I think I need another now

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**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Jun 2012, 18:06

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Originally Posted by melon

Lol.... I think I need another now

A few more and that story will start to look sensible

melon · 01 Jul 2012, 06:42

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

A few more and that story will start to look sensible

Well, better make it another, I need to calm dow. Meat posted and tweeted one of my pics, I'm a little crazed now, please calm me down sweet home alcohol?

**The Flying Mouse** · 01 Jul 2012, 17:49

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Originally Posted by melon

please calm me down sweet home alcohol?

The red squirrel hunts by night?

Sorry, I thought this was the secret spy code portion of the converasation

Good to hear about Meat posting your pic

melon · 02 Jul 2012, 00:05

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

The red squirrel hunts by night?

Sorry, I thought this was the secret spy code portion of the converasation

Good to hear about Meat posting your pic

Cheers

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**Monstro** · 02 Jul 2012, 00:17

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Originally Posted by melon

Cheers

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I'll stand Melon's next drink, not to do so just wouldn't be cricket lol

melon · 02 Jul 2012, 01:48

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Originally Posted by Monstro

I'll stand Melon's next drink, not to do so just wouldn't be cricket lol

Ha ha, can't comment on the cricket, I only watched enough to see Graeme SWann wipe his nose on his sleeve, look at it and then wipe it off his sleeve with his other hand. Then I watched the cycling ha ha.

I feel like a large brandy today, it's a little chilly this morning and I need some hair of the dog.

**The Flying Mouse** · 02 Jul 2012, 18:35

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Originally Posted by melon

I need some hair of the dog.

The drink or the tour?

melon · 02 Jul 2012, 19:27

Both would be nice if it's not too much thanks bar keep

**The Flying Mouse** · 02 Jul 2012, 19:29

Your drink is on the bar, and the board tapes are on the juke

melon · 03 Jul 2012, 03:59

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Your drink is on the bar, and the board tapes are on the juke

Awesome, but I've finished the drink, its cold here, can I have a Brandy please

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**The Flying Mouse** · 03 Jul 2012, 19:06

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Originally Posted by melon

Awesome, but I've finished the drink, its cold here, can I have a Brandy please

No 'smine

Oh go on then

ninja · 03 Jul 2012, 19:13

i'm a little tired now ... need a drink that wakes me up

**The Flying Mouse** · 03 Jul 2012, 19:26

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Originally Posted by ninja

i'm a little tired now ... need a drink that wakes me up

How about a Wham?

It's a mixture of Red Bull and a very powerful laxative I have in stock.

It wakes you up before you go go

Sorry

ninja · 03 Jul 2012, 19:35

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

How about a Wham?
It's a mixture of Red Bull and a very powerful laxative I have in stock.
It wakes you up before you go go

Sorry

nothing better? that's the only thing you can serve???
tzzz ... no thanx ... i prefer being tired then ...

melon · 04 Jul 2012, 06:10

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

No 'smine

Oh go on then

Thanks, can I have a beer now, no, not a Fosters. Thats not a beer. How about something English.

Oh and happy 4th to my US friends

chairboys · 05 Jul 2012, 15:31

A Scrumpy please and one for that cowboy guy that's returned.

**The Flying Mouse** · 05 Jul 2012, 21:31

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Originally Posted by ninja

nothing better? that's the only thing you can serve???
tzzz ... no thanx ... i prefer being tired then ...

Sorry for the wait, i've been trying a few things out in the lab

I've got a drink here, but my test subject hasn't been to sleep now for two days, and he only had half a glass.
Don't know how long it's gonna take to get out of his system.

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Originally Posted by melon

Thanks, can I have a beer now, no, not a Fosters. Thats not a beer. How about something English.

Oh and happy 4th to my US friends

Well, the next customer has opted for some good English cider, so cider all round

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Originally Posted by chairboys

A Scrumpy please and one for that cowboy guy that's returned.

Now you are talking my language.
Cider, the drink of the gods and the choice of the people who like cider

I think that tag line needs some work

melon · 06 Jul 2012, 04:24

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Well, the next customer has opted for some good English cider, so cider all round

Sounds good to me!

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