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Old 27 Oct 2003, 22:38   #176
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dusting himself down and still muttering, he hastened towards the....
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Old 28 Oct 2003, 08:41   #177
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...the choo-choo train...
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Old 28 Oct 2003, 09:52   #178
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and who should be on board but Noddy and Big Ears
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Old 28 Oct 2003, 15:33   #179
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The gnome was beside himself with joy.
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Old 28 Oct 2003, 17:23   #180
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he'd been meaning to get even with Big Ears for ages.....
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Old 28 Oct 2003, 18:22   #181
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Maybe Noddy will help me thought the gnome.
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Old 28 Oct 2003, 20:28   #182
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But he can't do anything quietly with that damn bell on his hat so I will have to...
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Old 28 Oct 2003, 20:30   #183
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...tape it to his head
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Old 28 Oct 2003, 20:42   #184
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he looked away to hide the smirk on his face, then....
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Old 28 Oct 2003, 21:14   #185
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ran at me waving a great big...
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 08:53   #186
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...jar of mayo...
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 09:08   #187
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..and ketchup...
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 09:15   #188
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Oh I'm so hungry can I have a sandwich first? Oh come to think of it couldn't we use the mayo as a lubricant to free the St. Bernard?
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 09:19   #189
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No, don't you ever waste ketchup and mayo. Too expensive and by the way: F*** the St. Bernard. let's get outta here.
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 09:31   #190
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Oh No! I am a member of the R.S.P.C.A. and if you don't help me I'll report you to Rolf Harris for animal cruelty
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 09:37   #191
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(Who the hell is Rolf Harris ).

Okay, you're blackmailing me. Okay, fine to me. Pass me the goddamn mayo.
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 09:45   #192
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Right we've gotta this mixture just right,1 2 tablespoons of mayo and 10 of ketchup, mix together well, and smooth over the....
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 09:46   #193
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St. Bernard....
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 09:48   #194
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Quote:
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(Who the hell is Rolf Harris ). Stars in a Animal Hospital programme on BBC1 in the UK, he's also an artist and singer

Okay, you're blackmailing me. Okay, fine to me. Pass me the goddamn mayo.
splish, splosh, splish, splosh, the St. Bernard started to move around, by jove I think we've done, I think we've really done it, but then....
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 10:01   #195
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then...oooo my god...the combination of mayo and ketchup is a disaster. The dog grows bigger and bigger and he becomes green. He's changing into the incredible Hulk!
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 12:08   #196
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Meanwhile, back on the train...
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 16:45   #197
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Big Ears was just waking up from his afternoon nap. As he opened his eyes he saw......
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 16:46   #198
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the incredible HulK!
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 16:48   #199
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He shook his head wondering if he was dreaming or if this was real.
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Old 29 Oct 2003, 16:53   #200
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it was real! that's for sure! And the Hulk formely known as the St. Bernard was not exaclty in a good mood!
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