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Ross · 07 May 2006, 02:47

did her best to stay out of the way of any hunrgy monkeys. But it just sop happened that on this fatefull day

Rockette · 07 May 2006, 04:43

a thundering great big ape, resembling Brian, emerged from a quiet laneway. For the next few hours

Leah · 07 May 2006, 11:47

he upturned cars and destroyed the flower bed that Julie had spent so long last summer making. He then turned his attention to...

Ross · 07 May 2006, 11:53

to Julie's banana like appearance. The ape chased Julie all the way to the

Leah · 07 May 2006, 11:55

car wash garage, there was no other way out. Julie had to go through the car wash and then the troubles began....

Hypnobabe · 07 May 2006, 15:08

Due to the large amount of soap in her eyes from running through the car wash, Julie's vision was upset, and she actually began to think Brian was attractive. In fact, she was so attracted to Brian that she

dottie · 07 May 2006, 16:11

gave him her shield soap to use - well he did hum a little......

SW31 · 07 May 2006, 22:41

and then she saw this bright light gently comming towards her.

dottie · 08 May 2006, 11:16

and a voice called out "go into the light, do not be afraid"

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 11:26

but she was afraid, very very very afraid.

dottie · 08 May 2006, 12:02

of the wolf type thingy that beckoned from the other side,the wind howled and screamed around the bedroom

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 12:44

causing her Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles duvet cover to

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 13:10

fly off the bed and throw itself into the already open dishwasher, believing it was the washing machine that had just been delivered last week. Then, just to add more drama to it's plight, Brian

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 13:11

stopped to make a sandwich.

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 13:13

He used the sharpest knife in the kitchen and, after he had used it, he threw it into the dishwasher. The duvet trembled as the knife

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 13:15

landed gently on top of it, depositing traces of jam on top of the print of Leonardo,

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 13:19

which resembled ...

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 14:56

a beard and long hair, giving the duvet the jammy effect of the Shroud of Turin, which in turn gave rise to lots of rubbish books explaining that this, in fact, was scientific proof of how the Shroud had originally been created.

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 15:02

The following day, Brian, being the eternal attention-seeker that he is, contacted the media. He claimed to have solid

Ross · 08 May 2006, 15:03

proof that the turin shroud was indeed real. Brian hoped to

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 15:03

cash in on this concept Like Dan Brown had with his fifth novel, entitled Turtles and Jam: The Ninja Code.

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 15:04

However, the book never really got into the top

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 15:05

shelves of the newsagents run by Michelle, as there really wasn't enough nudity in it to satisfy her.

Rockette · 08 May 2006, 15:06

She had some rather unsavoury ideas about what should and should not appear in books anyway. Nobody really took her all that

Ross · 08 May 2006, 15:06

seriously. This deeply upset Michelle causing her to

07 May 2006, 02:47	#176
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	did her best to stay out of the way of any hunrgy monkeys. But it just sop happened that on this fatefull day

07 May 2006, 04:43	#177
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	a thundering great big ape, resembling Brian, emerged from a quiet laneway. For the next few hours

07 May 2006, 11:47	#178
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	he upturned cars and destroyed the flower bed that Julie had spent so long last summer making. He then turned his attention to...

07 May 2006, 11:53	#179
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	to Julie's banana like appearance. The ape chased Julie all the way to the

07 May 2006, 11:55	#180
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	car wash garage, there was no other way out. Julie had to go through the car wash and then the troubles began....

07 May 2006, 15:08	#181
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Due to the large amount of soap in her eyes from running through the car wash, Julie's vision was upset, and she actually began to think Brian was attractive. In fact, she was so attracted to Brian that she

07 May 2006, 16:11	#182
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	gave him her shield soap to use - well he did hum a little......

07 May 2006, 22:41	#183
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	and then she saw this bright light gently comming towards her.

08 May 2006, 11:16	#184
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	and a voice called out "go into the light, do not be afraid"

08 May 2006, 11:26	#185
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	but she was afraid, very very very afraid.

08 May 2006, 12:02	#186
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	of the wolf type thingy that beckoned from the other side,the wind howled and screamed around the bedroom

08 May 2006, 12:44	#187
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	causing her Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles duvet cover to

08 May 2006, 13:10	#188
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	fly off the bed and throw itself into the already open dishwasher, believing it was the washing machine that had just been delivered last week. Then, just to add more drama to it's plight, Brian

08 May 2006, 13:11	#189
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	stopped to make a sandwich.

08 May 2006, 13:13	#190
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	He used the sharpest knife in the kitchen and, after he had used it, he threw it into the dishwasher. The duvet trembled as the knife

08 May 2006, 13:15	#191
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	landed gently on top of it, depositing traces of jam on top of the print of Leonardo,

08 May 2006, 13:19	#192
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	which resembled ...

08 May 2006, 14:56	#193
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	a beard and long hair, giving the duvet the jammy effect of the Shroud of Turin, which in turn gave rise to lots of rubbish books explaining that this, in fact, was scientific proof of how the Shroud had originally been created.

08 May 2006, 15:02	#194
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	The following day, Brian, being the eternal attention-seeker that he is, contacted the media. He claimed to have solid

08 May 2006, 15:03	#195
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	proof that the turin shroud was indeed real. Brian hoped to

08 May 2006, 15:03	#196
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	cash in on this concept Like Dan Brown had with his fifth novel, entitled Turtles and Jam: The Ninja Code.

08 May 2006, 15:04	#197
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	However, the book never really got into the top

08 May 2006, 15:05	#198
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	shelves of the newsagents run by Michelle, as there really wasn't enough nudity in it to satisfy her.

08 May 2006, 15:06	#199
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	She had some rather unsavoury ideas about what should and should not appear in books anyway. Nobody really took her all that

08 May 2006, 15:06	#200
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	seriously. This deeply upset Michelle causing her to