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Old 06 Jul 2012, 22:26   #201
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black death please ... two please ... one for me and the other for you
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Old 06 Jul 2012, 22:29   #202
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As long as it's a round of drinks you are ordering and not some weird murder/suicide bid

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Old 07 Jul 2012, 07:06   #203
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My eyes burn... I need a beer please.
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 18:08   #204
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My eyes burn... I need a beer please.
Well, I would have given you some eye wash, but beer does the job just as well
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 18:18   #205
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Well, I would have given you some eye wash, but beer does the job just as well
Sure does, thanks!
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 18:54   #206
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i'd like to have a good drink with lots of rum ...
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 18:55   #207
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i'd like to have a good drink with lots of rum ...
I would do that, but the bottle of rum isn't on the shelf

Why's the rum gone?
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 19:17   #208
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I would do that, but the bottle of rum isn't on the shelf

oooh no ...


Why's the rum gone?
hmmm ... dunno ... ... somebody took it away, i guess ...
.. hey, why are you looking at me now???
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 19:20   #209
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hmmm ... dunno ... ... somebody took it away, i guess ...
.. hey, why are you looking at me now???
Did you know Scoobie can smell rum on someone from 500 yards
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 19:25   #210
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Did you know Scoobie can smell rum on someone from 500 yards
omg ... that's not true ... ... hey scoobie ... go away now ...
don't like being sniffed actually ...
come on ... he can't catch a sniff of rum ... that's impossible ...
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 19:27   #211
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come on ... he can't catch a sniff of rum ... that's impossible ...
Did you shake the landlords hand?...................He sweats the stuff!!
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 19:28   #212
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Did you shake the landlords hand?...................He sweats the stuff!!
oooh ... yes, that's it!!! yes ... i did!!!
thanx, monstro! ... guess you saved me )
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 19:31   #213
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 19:32   #214
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oooh ... yes, that's it!!! yes ... i did!!!
thanx, monstro! ... guess you saved me )
We do recommend protection when dealing with this place, local environmental health office will supply all patrons with free rubber gloves upon request lol
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Old 07 Jul 2012, 19:47   #215
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We do recommend protection when dealing with this place, local environmental health office will supply all patrons with free rubber gloves upon request lol

ok ... thanx again ... and there's no doubt anymore: the landlord himself took the bottle of rum away ...
where's mine now???
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Old 15 Jul 2012, 13:41   #216
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There are so few drinkers in here these days. I'll have a triple everything, all in the one glass, having learnt that my entire Meat Loaf collection has been stolen. Help me forget...
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Old 15 Jul 2012, 15:05   #217
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There are so few drinkers in here these days. I'll have a triple everything, all in the one glass, having learnt that my entire Meat Loaf collection has been stolen. Help me forget...
*Pulls up a stool beside llan* I'll have what she's having
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Old 15 Jul 2012, 15:08   #218
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*Pulls up a stool beside llan* I'll have what she's having
And I'll have what she's having...

Is there a bonus prize for drying out the bar? Anything besides a goldfish will be fine...

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Old 15 Jul 2012, 19:19   #219
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having learnt that my entire Meat Loaf collection has been stolen. Help me forget...
Eh?

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*Pulls up a stool beside llan* I'll have what she's having
Tripple everything coming up.

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And I'll have what she's having...

Is there a bonus prize for drying out the bar? Anything besides a goldfish will be fine...
The only goldfish related items we have is the goldfish bowls, and they ain't for keeping goldfish in
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Old 15 Jul 2012, 19:21   #220
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Hey bartender, heres mah id:



now.....



.... and the key to meat's boardtape stash.
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Old 15 Jul 2012, 20:16   #221
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Put this picture.............




On this ID card................



And you might have a chance


They key to the board tapes?

Sorry, can't do that


The lock's broken, so just help yourself
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Old 16 Jul 2012, 01:19   #222
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where's mine now???[/QUOTE]

i'm still waiting for my bottle of rum ...
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Old 16 Jul 2012, 19:20   #223
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where's mine now???

i'm still waiting for my bottle of rum ...
Here, have a bottle

Sod it, with all the bloody naval talk I could use a bottle myself, did I ever tell you about my first ship.........

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Old 17 Jul 2012, 13:51   #224
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Eh?



Tripple everything coming up.



The only goldfish related items we have is the goldfish bowls, and they ain't for keeping goldfish in
Yeah, I know... house break in a couple of months back. I was told the CD's and DVD's survived. They didn't. Now to battle the insurance company and hope they amend the claim.

Any chance of including a goldfish in the next glass? Actually, you know what'd be cool? Pint glasses with a two layers of glass, with water in between, filled with guppies.
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Old 17 Jul 2012, 16:21   #225
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Actually, you know what'd be cool? Pint glasses with a two layers of glass, with water in between, filled with guppies.
Oh yes please, Siamese fighting fish too?

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