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Old 24 Mar 2008, 20:16   #2251
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lol

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Old 24 Mar 2008, 20:23   #2252
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Is married to an elephant.

Oh sorry, this is the ALTERNATIVE one
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Old 24 Mar 2008, 20:31   #2253
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Old 24 Mar 2008, 20:39   #2254
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Asked the knife thrower to "take care" of somebody
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Old 24 Mar 2008, 21:13   #2255
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i wish that would come true

taught david boreanaz how to play a vampire
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Old 24 Mar 2008, 21:15   #2256
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Don't remind me.
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Turned me into a vampire.
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Old 24 Mar 2008, 21:29   #2257
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got steaked by me
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Old 24 Mar 2008, 21:35   #2258
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Pulled the steak out my heart and had the heart for tea with a nice chianti
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Old 24 Mar 2008, 22:56   #2259
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taped dance on a table, bounced off it and landed on a trampolene
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 00:30   #2260
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ballet danced with Darcy Bussell
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 10:12   #2261
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won the round the world yachting tournament
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 13:15   #2262
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run away with michael jackson
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 14:30   #2263
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Invented the round house kick.

Chuck Norris is very grateful.
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 14:32   #2264
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back flipped in a swimming pool
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 14:58   #2265
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Built the swimming pool.
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 15:05   #2266
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was swimming with sharks in the swimming pool
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 15:07   #2267
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THREW THE DAMN SHARKS IN IN THE FIRST PLACE
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 15:10   #2268
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added a killer whale in the pool
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 17:40   #2269
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had tea with Rupert Bear
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 17:47   #2270
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Took Rupert bear hostage, and demanded ransom in tea cakes.
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 22:36   #2271
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paid the ransom for Rupert Bear
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 22:39   #2272
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Double crossed me and handed over Rodney Bear, and not Rupert
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 22:40   #2273
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held sooty and sweep for ransom
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 22:43   #2274
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Send Sue's paw back to Matthew in an envelope to prove we meant buisness
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Old 25 Mar 2008, 22:54   #2275
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