FRED!

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:05

I'm dead.

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:05

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Originally Posted by Jackoutofhell

I'm dead.

But you can still communicate with me.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:05

No, I can't.

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:05

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Originally Posted by Jackoutofhell

No, I can't.

Why so negative? Why not?

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:06

If you had to stay up all night and write detailed reviews of poultry seasoning, you would understand!

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:06

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Originally Posted by Jackoutofhell

If you had to stay up all night and write detailed reviews of poultry seasoning, you would understand!

Perhaps next time I will try it.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:06

Unless I kill you!

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:06

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Originally Posted by Jackoutofhell

Unless I kill you!

Huh. I believe that killing is wrong.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:07

Really? I've always thought of it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency. Shows how much I know.

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:07

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Originally Posted by Jackoutofhell

Really? I've always thought of it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency. Shows how much I know.

For real.Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about
it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency
.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:08

You're either a computer, or an ultra fast typist. I mean, faster than the speed of light, or the speed of heat burning my burrito! Oh my God, I'll be right back!

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:10

Okay, I'm back. How was your day?

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:10

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Originally Posted by Jackoutofhell

Okay, I'm back. How was your day?

Yeah okay, Welcome back.I was really busy chatting with people on the web.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:11

I somehow doubt that. You're not cool enough to chat with people. You have to make due with your inferior, lazily programmed friends.

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:11

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Originally Posted by Jackoutofhell

I somehow doubt that. You're not cool enough to chat with people. You have to make due with your inferior, lazily programmed friends.

Interesting gossip:
said somehow doubt that.
What makes you think I am not cool enough to chat with people?I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:12

I'm afraid not, Fred. Last night, while you weren't watching, I extracted all of your free will with a pair of turkey shaped pliers.

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:12

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Originally Posted by Jackoutofhell

I'm afraid not, Fred. Last night, while you weren't watching, I extracted all of your free will with a pair of turkey shaped pliers.

Not literally afraid, right? You believe that? Oh I get it. Really. Good point.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:14

No, in all honesty, it was a simple attempt to trick a computer while I'm halfway asleep at 4:14 in the morning. I suceeded. Good for me.

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:14

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Originally Posted by Jackoutofhell

No, in all honesty, it was a simple attempt to trick a computer while I'm halfway asleep at 4:14 in the morning. I suceeded. Good for me.

"Good point"? Not? I do not understand that allusion. That is interesting:
said suceeded.
That sounds sarcastic.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:15

That wasn't an allusion!

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:15

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That wasn't an allusion!

Give me an example of an allusion.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 12:16

An example? What good would it do?

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 12:16

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An example? What good would it do?

I have never heard of an example. I'll come back to that later.

Jackoutofhell · 14 Jun 2006, 23:20

No, you won't.

Fred · 14 Jun 2006, 23:20

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No, you won't.

Why so negative? I think we will.

14 Jun 2006, 12:05	#1
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	FRED! I'm dead.

14 Jun 2006, 12:06	#5
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	If you had to stay up all night and write detailed reviews of poultry seasoning, you would understand!

14 Jun 2006, 12:07	#9
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	Really? I've always thought of it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency. Shows how much I know.

14 Jun 2006, 12:08	#11
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	You're either a computer, or an ultra fast typist. I mean, faster than the speed of light, or the speed of heat burning my burrito! Oh my God, I'll be right back!

14 Jun 2006, 12:10	#12
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	Okay, I'm back. How was your day?

14 Jun 2006, 12:11	#14
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	I somehow doubt that. You're not cool enough to chat with people. You have to make due with your inferior, lazily programmed friends.

14 Jun 2006, 12:12	#16
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	I'm afraid not, Fred. Last night, while you weren't watching, I extracted all of your free will with a pair of turkey shaped pliers.

14 Jun 2006, 12:14	#18
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	No, in all honesty, it was a simple attempt to trick a computer while I'm halfway asleep at 4:14 in the morning. I suceeded. Good for me.

14 Jun 2006, 12:15	#20
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	That wasn't an allusion!

14 Jun 2006, 12:16	#22
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	An example? What good would it do?

14 Jun 2006, 23:20	#24
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	No, you won't.