GIRL'S CLUB

DIZZY DRUMMER · 20 Feb 2004, 14:19

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.

His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing
in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around
the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp
had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall..

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel,
and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was
spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass
lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more
piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill,
or that something serious had happened.

He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed
in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and
asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked,

"What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you
come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Heli · 20 Feb 2004, 15:03

WOW!!! I think my mum can relate to that!!

black dog · 20 Feb 2004, 15:35

I can relate to that!!!

[RDH]draconia · 20 Feb 2004, 15:37

like it FA

Fallen Angel · 20 Feb 2004, 18:01

U made my day F.A.

Deb · 20 Feb 2004, 18:40

Heres a pic Sharon (Fallen Angel) found

Fallen Angel · 20 Feb 2004, 18:41

Like it!!! :P

Loafy Meats · 20 Feb 2004, 19:00

totally class!! that made my day - I got treated to a load of jokes today, sort of how men are better than women - blah blah....as if...

Gez · 20 Feb 2004, 19:26

Youz girls r just too bad

Heli · 20 Feb 2004, 19:44

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.

"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."

Caz · 20 Feb 2004, 23:49

I love that one Heli ..... can just imagine that happening

sherrie87 · 21 Feb 2004, 04:10

Fallen Angel, I love the story you posted! That has been my house the last week- I've had a killer cold- coughing like a lifelong smoker though I've never even had a puff- and my house is a wreck. My husband just can't understand why everything is so much messier than usual! Hmmm...could it be that the one person who cleans it is ill? Oy!

Sherrie

shadow1000001 · 21 Feb 2004, 04:32

Welcome to my world

Maria

kaz · 23 Feb 2004, 17:55

great stories- i think my mum can relate to that one, except i'm tidy (honestly! ) its my dad and brother she spends all day cleaning up after

Fallen Angel · 24 Feb 2004, 17:49

U girls sure know how to cheer eachother up.
Kaz: for me i'd have to change that a little im a typical teen and half the time me and my dad make the most mess.

I got some pathetic blonde joke off a mate to stick up here cause he thought why not see a girls reactin. Well here it is and iam sorry if it offends anyone and that it sucks!!!
A blonde and a brunette apply for the same job at a job center.
brunette goes in first...
Guy"How many Ds are in indiane jones?"
Brunette"Easy..one" Got job.
Guy:Same as above"
Blonde: thats a heard one *Hums theme tune to her self*eh..36 (no Job)
sorry again

20 Feb 2004, 14:19	#1
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	GIRL'S CLUB One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?" "Yes" was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

20 Feb 2004, 15:03	#2
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	WOW!!! I think my mum can relate to that!!

20 Feb 2004, 15:35	#3
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	I can relate to that!!!

20 Feb 2004, 15:37	#4
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	like it FA

20 Feb 2004, 18:01	#5
Fallen Angel Youth Gone Wild Join Date: 19.09.2003 Location: See the mad one over there.... Posts: 693	U made my day F.A.

20 Feb 2004, 18:40	#6
Deb Mega Loafer Join Date: 26.04.2003 Location: Did I say that?... Posts: 4,162	Heres a pic Sharon (Fallen Angel) found

20 Feb 2004, 18:41	#7
Fallen Angel Youth Gone Wild Join Date: 19.09.2003 Location: See the mad one over there.... Posts: 693	Like it!!! :P

20 Feb 2004, 19:00	#8
Loafy Meats Senior Loafer Join Date: 18.11.2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 162	totally class!! that made my day - I got treated to a load of jokes today, sort of how men are better than women - blah blah....as if...

20 Feb 2004, 19:26	#9
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Youz girls r just too bad

20 Feb 2004, 19:44	#10
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche. "Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house. "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?" "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."

20 Feb 2004, 23:49	#11
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	I love that one Heli ..... can just imagine that happening

21 Feb 2004, 04:10	#12
sherrie87 Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.02.2003 Location: Largo, FL Posts: 1,262	Fallen Angel, I love the story you posted! That has been my house the last week- I've had a killer cold- coughing like a lifelong smoker though I've never even had a puff- and my house is a wreck. My husband just can't understand why everything is so much messier than usual! Hmmm...could it be that the one person who cleans it is ill? Oy! Sherrie

21 Feb 2004, 04:32	#13
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Welcome to my world Maria

23 Feb 2004, 17:55	#14
kaz Super Loafer Join Date: 12.11.2003 Location: Birmingham, England Posts: 243	great stories- i think my mum can relate to that one, except i'm tidy (honestly! ) its my dad and brother she spends all day cleaning up after

24 Feb 2004, 17:49	#15
Fallen Angel Youth Gone Wild Join Date: 19.09.2003 Location: See the mad one over there.... Posts: 693	U girls sure know how to cheer eachother up. Kaz: for me i'd have to change that a little im a typical teen and half the time me and my dad make the most mess. I got some pathetic blonde joke off a mate to stick up here cause he thought why not see a girls reactin. Well here it is and iam sorry if it offends anyone and that it sucks!!! A blonde and a brunette apply for the same job at a job center. brunette goes in first... Guy"How many Ds are in indiane jones?" Brunette"Easy..one" Got job. Guy:Same as above" Blonde: thats a heard one Hums theme tune to her selfeh..36 (no Job) sorry again