his mum

's poodle, Snowdrop, a dog with a very high pitched, yappy voice, capable of only one thing:

Custard.

spluttered on the wall...

just above a signed picture of David Hasselhoff

which for some reason was looking very chipper and dapper

which was exactly the opposite of their landlord in a trailer 3 miles down the road

who woke up in a foul mood because his princess live-in girlfriend who wasn't a princess by any stretch of imagination except for him...

but she fell for his frog like features

and so he was hoping that they can make a life together prancing around their trailer and raising little sprogs...

which, in case anyone's wondering, are a type of small cog, similar to those used in watch mechanisms. Why the frog princess couple would want to raised a family of small cogs is explained once you know that

the couple in question, in fact, was none other than...

the one and only, the family of masterminds, namely ...

Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards and his friend

Bozo the clown...

that did wonders for the many waiting fans of

a great Tunisian banjo player by the name of Tortilla Chip...

who was touring with a big band that stood out from the rest & was only doing 10 gigs a year with ticket prices soaring due to selling out in 10 minuets while

also offering free diamond rings and fur coats with those tickets

because they were so hot they were steaming out towards

the blue skies like a miriad of white butterflies surging upwards...

towards the new space city called paradise were the world is to

become a space utopia by getting rid of all the politicians in the world and replacing them with

members of the mlukfc who know how to party &

aren't afraid to teach others how to do it properly. The first step to a good party is ALWAYS to ensure you

have a cool concert were you all meet up & have a good old sing song & dance the night away while drinking in moderate amounts tell some good stories &

drink plenty of water before bed so you're in a fit state to do it all again the next night. Of course, if you can't find any water, you can always subsitute

with water from the nerest fountain without falling in & be foolish enough to try & have a wee in it that would be so

refreshingly original

but not refreshingly tasty as many hikers have chosen to relieve themselves in the pure stream.

Lemon fresh? no!

Ahhh...but LIME fresh is a completely different story...

Somebody was having a bad day and a kidney stone problem...and that somebody was...

the most unlikely and ungainly person one could possibly imagine. Even in your wildest dreams you would be hard pressed to

consider going out on a date with them

much less to know their name or their birthday...which, of course, is important if...

you wish to perpetuate a complicated identity fraud which would result in you owning all of their property, assets, money and dog.

the last one completely unnecessary, especially if it's rabid...

because that would cause a nasty chemical reaction to the

sausage and mash they were about to eat...

which was wolfed down by the dog who

was scratching as he got fleas from

a travelling circus which

had a mad ring master who

ate two lions because

he didn't have room for three and anyway

he was travelling tomorrow to

St Petersburg to collect the celebrated Nijinsky Balletic Flea Circus who had promised to bite all the rats and infect them with

chicken pox and scarlet fever and then round up all the

little squeakers and make them

dress up as clowns and dance to Bat out of Hell,then go out over

the cheering crowd & infect them all with a virus so harmful that they had to

put on protective clothing and be locked up for six weeks with

three chickens and a bottle of warm beer so that

they can all have a rave party until

One of them get's paraletic and passes out then

a load of others gatecrash and it turns out they are all police and they all end up

in the clink, they

All have a party down at the police station until some bouncers from the night club next door come to ask them to keep the noise down ,but

it does'nt go down too well. They biff the Bouncers and escape!

and then go into another club where they all have a go at pole dancing and get really
sloshed until

they decide to fly a plane to Honolulu

where they meet a load of Meat Loaf fans and all go to the nearest bar,where they
end up meeting

Barb, Jo and Neil who

went for

a chinese meal and a couple of pints ,then they went to a club where they

danced the night away and got Brahms and Liszt! Then they

walked along the roadside where they

hailed a taxi to the nearest airport and jumped aboard the first plane bound for

Las Vegas where they hit the casinos,while there they met

:twisted: Meat Loaf, who, by chance, had just been ordained a minister and opened his own chappel of love :shock:

where he conducted the wedding service for Jo & Neil,then afterwards they all drank six
bottles of plonk each then

then went back to casino's and won $20,000,000!

after that they decided to go to the airport and just board a plane heading for

Liverpool.......

:twisted: where, waiting for them....

was 100 Meat Loaf fans,standing along the roadside with.................

:twisted: Posters saying.........

A concert is being played at 9pm the next day and people were to audition at 6pm so.......

a load of drunk irish dudes turned up with.......................

:twisted: A washboard, an old piano, and a pair of drumsticks (but curiously, no drums :bleh: )

after the audition they all took their insruments with them and went........................

paragliding they thought it could be

real fun,so they decided when they finished to do it all over again,later that evening they
all..............................

went to the nearest kareoke bar and sang

:twisted: Itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini.

while all dressed in Mickey Mouse costumes,next they all decided to.......