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Old 25 Apr 2006, 20:35   #1
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Okay... here's another idea...

Rather than use lyrics or song titles or anything else, how about we just write a story? Follow on from where the person before you left off, write a whole sentance, or just a bit of one and stop where you like... and let's see what happens...

Once upon a time, there was a little
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Old 25 Apr 2006, 20:37   #2
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Old 25 Apr 2006, 20:39   #3
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happily minding it's own business, when along came a
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 01:50   #4
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dwarf, and upon noticing the poo
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 10:36   #5
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.... decided to reach
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 10:38   #6
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for his chainsaw, because one too many people had....
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 10:41   #7
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 10:45   #8
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And he decided that revenge was the name of the game. First on his hit list was....
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 10:46   #9
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:00   #10
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Brian, who had...
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:02   #11
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:05   #12
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and a glass eye. The dwarf was upset with Brian because...
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:08   #13
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he'd stolen the box that held the dwarf's collection of bar codes
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:09   #14
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:10   #15
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:11   #16
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... and even less
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:13   #17
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:14   #18
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But then you would expect that from
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:15   #19
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:16   #20
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 11:43   #21
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Barry, Whose stupidity was so extreme that
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 12:30   #22
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 12:41   #23
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claim to fame, but to be honest he'd have rather had a bottle in front of him.
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 14:09   #24
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Barry realised his only form of defence against the dwarf was
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Old 26 Apr 2006, 14:43   #25
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