Alternative story thread...
 

Okay... here's another idea...

Rather than use lyrics or song titles or anything else, how about we just write a story? Follow on from where the person before you left off, write a whole sentance, or just a bit of one and stop where you like... and let's see what happens...

Once upon a time, there was a little

brown poo, swimming around

happily minding it's own business, when along came a

dwarf, and upon noticing the poo

.... decided to reach

for his chainsaw, because one too many people had....

ticked him off this week

And he decided that revenge was the name of the game. First on his hit list was....

an extremely ugly bloke called ...

Brian, who had...

large ears with hair coming out of them

and a glass eye. The dwarf was upset with Brian because...

he'd stolen the box that held the dwarf's collection of bar codes

carefully removed from

A place with no sunshine

... and even less

brain cells

But then you would expect that from

Brian. Next on the hit list was...

a half-witted twerp by the name of

Barry, Whose stupidity was so extreme that

a frontal lobotomy was his only

claim to fame, but to be honest he'd have rather had a bottle in front of him.

Barry realised his only form of defence against the dwarf was

to call in the services of Shane Warne to