He was indeed a very troubled man since he

decided to accept the drink.

which well may leave the way open for him to forget his search for his very loudly coloured jacket. That would be tragic seeing one of the pockets was supposed to contain

something important, but the Gin was having an effect on him now, and he was starting to feel squiffy, and he couldn't remember what he was supposed to be looking for,

a very sad thing to reflect on indeed. Especially as there was nobody else around to jog his memory. Life's like that I guess in

the sort of town and story that Brian inhabited

was called Hundrum. Brian had been living in the town of humdrum ever since...

they started selling Chicago Town Pizzas.

some of which included his favourite toppings: the M&M pizza, the egg and onion pizza, and

...the shredded haggis pizza. That was a particular favourite of his since he had no guts of his own. It put a sense of meaning into his life whenever he ordered one of those because

he often had a gutful

of SOL, which often found it's way all the way to his vocabulary.

Given he wasn't a doctor, the number of terms he knew for body parts was outrageous, and caused no end of confusion to....

those who had the misfortune to know him. Or maybe they only thought they knew him. Was he who he said he was? Is he from

outer space or a member of Star Trek

Brian could easily pass for an extra from star trek and it was something he always admired about himself, he considered it to be....

extra terristral special

that his portrait was used for smileys everywhere. (:tard:). All of which was distracting him from his drink with Fred having found a stale donut in pursuit of Julie, Cindy, and

the meaning of life. The meaning of life having been scribbled on a piece of paper and shoved into the pocket of his vicariously coloured jacket.

However, he knew that Cindy wouldn't have moved from the spot she'd been placed in some 300 years ago. Julie was probably romping in the sand still. Now he had found Fred on Mother's Day. He felt it only right to

fleece her for as many free drinks as he possibly could.

particularly given Fred seemed to have been given a sex change by some inattentive writers. The resulting cognitive dissonance caused Fred....

to vomit uncontrollably at the very mention of his/her name. For it came to another's attention that a sex change had occurred, but let's not hold that against anyone in their fervent ramblings. They certainly seem to have taken Brian into their

storyline with a fervour only before encountered when

Hypnobabe slammed her own real life smart car into

a childs Fisher Price Pedal car, and the pedal car came out of the collision in a better state.