patient who only turned out to be Gaz, he ended up in hospital from spraining his ankle from all the dancing he was doing from wooing Julie and all her animal friends, but it had backfired, he just wasn't as nimble and flexible as he used to be. Brian was sooo estatic inside to know this and soon set about trying to win back Julie's love....

by buying her yet another pet - this one an ugly but very rare bat...

who went by the name of baterella-bopalula, Julie was instantly smitten with her new friend and took pity on Brian for jetting round the world (on his private jet) 3 times to seek the elusive Bat. So to show how thankful she was she gave Brian a...

kiss on the cheek and her entire collection of comics books which she was going to dispose of the next day anyway...

as they were still covered in strawberry jam from the incident. This had lead to a large number of

Flying bats

being mildly startled, because

Of the light from

Brian's smile, as while a lot of the other action had been occuring in the story earlier on, he'd had the opportunity to nip out to the dentist and get his teeth bleached. The dentist he'd used was a bit of a cowboy though, and had used Domestos instead of the proper teeth-bleaching bleach, and so Brian was starting to feel a bit queasy, having poured all that alcohol on top of it. Luckily, Julie had a pocket full of

snails, which

left those dreadful trails all over his teeth. The kind of trails that are usually reserved for

the floors of caves inhabited by Neanderthals, however in this case

it was Brian's teeth.

But, of course, this story, dear reader is not about teeth...especially, Brian's...so as we move forward with our story...

a long way forward, in fact, for our story now leaps to the year 3947, by which time

Ahem! I beg to differ MsZee

it comes to light that a psychic is onboard.

However the story continues about Brian and his Neanderthal looking teeth for the time being, Julie who by now was completely sloshed and sozzled and excited (from her new pet) found she was quite attracted to Brians teeth especially as her own were mere browny/yellowy stumps that resulted in a bizarre accident when...

the resulting smell knocked out a

small South American country.

But Julie had no idea. Instead she thought the knocking out of a whole entire country was due to...

...to her eating cheese and marmite toast that very morning...

a combination which, it was well known across the whole of South America, would

satisfy the hunger cravings of all people with culinary taste.

The South Americans, however, had different tastes to the local Yorkshiremen, and were completely shocked at the effect Marmite had on their insides (after all, you either love it or you hate it) and when they tried the Marmite slammers as recommended by one of the aforementioned Yorkshiremen, they all fell down in a drunken stupor, probably from Marmite shock as much as anything else, hence why the whole country had been knocked out.

Brian, meanwhile,