At least someone gives a **** about peoples feelings don;t worry about me i have Captain morgan and good old Jack D to keep me company.

Of course people care - please don't do anything silly, take it easy on Jack.

Ross

Are you Russian???

In any event...I am a stranger and so forgive me but here it goes...

I was on the Internet when people didn't know what the heck it is. First my first Internet boyfriend broke up with me because he didn't want to leave his wife. Then I broke up with my second internet boyfriend because he didn't want to leave his wife. Now all three of us are divorced, re-married and happy. Life is a funny thing...but to find out all about it you do kinda have to live it.

Firstly :wtf: are you Russian? what do you mean?

Please tell me you're not now married over the internet to said boyfriend(s) and that you now all live in a house made from mircochips and wire?:nuts:

ps if you got any Jack left over tonight send him over here :hic:

All right everyone, pick up a bottle of your poison and head for Chris's place. :-)

Is it compulsory to speak Russian? Or will gibberish do? ;)

Hmmm Life is a tough old mass of twists and turns, some good some bad.
Do you let your heart rule your head or vis-versa and then have to live with the consequence's....only you yourself truly know deep deep down...It's like standing at a crossroad whilst being totally lost. And to anybody in that situation I wish you all the best in your decision

....Hmmm you can throw that bottle of JD over here!

Well I'm confused :shock: , But I will say this I am Dotties nephew and I am 6ft 10 and quite large.I will happily take on anyone who upsets her.
blood is thicker than water

Did I post to you by mistake? I am sorry...I was posting to Chris...or at least trying to post to Chris - I am new here. Chris has a quote in Russian by his name...that's why I asked if he is Russian. Nah...not married by microchips and not sitting in the computer...or on the computer anymore...but the story actually was true. We were all married at the time - me and my 2 "boyfriends" (I did know them in real life too, although, of course, not at the same time). We all swore we will never get divorced...all three of us got divorced but not at the same time. I was the first one out...and then all three of us, of course, at different times, had our regrets...and then all three of us re-married to real people in real life and all got off the internet (my boss is out of town so I am typing away here).

It's an honorific used by members of the Russian mafia to identify those considered untouchable and on whom a contract can never be issued.

Scotty, Am i supposed to be scared? I haven't upset her. She has upset me - playing with peoples emotions and screwing with their heads.

Like i said,. she picked the worng person this time.

mszee - sorry my daughter got on the computer whilst I was away from the desk - THAT WAS NOT ME !!! :bicker: If you want to delete your reply - please do :oops:

Oh...I see...

Oh dear...I am laughing my head off here...This is just too funny...it's alright...let it stand as a symbol of my gullibility (sp?)...thank you for clearing this out...I am at work and laughing my head off...geez...not a good thing...

Glad you can see the funny side of it - she is a ****** :shock:

I am a mother too...yick...if I only knew then what I know now...

You know.......

.....the only reason i'm not really posting in this thread is because.....i'm jealous of dottie.

Truth is I actually secretly really like Chris...and its crushing me to know that he's inlove with another woman...who doesn't even want him! :(

Life just so unfair!

Don't fret over her Chris....I don't mind being a rebound!

How did I find myself in Twilight Zone?

hahahaha, have you ever seen chris?

Yes of course I have......i even remember our anniversairy....(Which, by the wa chris, i'm still pretty sad that you forgot it! Talk about a punch to heart!) :(

I know you didn't post to me...but I just can't help myself - Friday is coming. I've never seen Chris...but from your pic up there you look awfully familiar to me...hahahahaha....

OK, who's heard from Chris?

Garbled phone call at 11pm last night telling me he's coming over for a chat, and since then nothing.

Worried of Cheshire!

I had a message from chris last night that read ' any time,any place- He has feelings for Dottie and will fight whoever for her'

It takes a hell of a lot for my to lose my temper but let's just say I'm starting to simmer!

He never made it to work this morning. I tried to ring but he wasn't answering so I have just been around to his flat with the spare keys. He isn't there and it doesn't look like he slept there last night. His shotgun was still in the cabinet which is a good thing i think and it doesn't look like he has packed or taken anything.

I've started ringing everyone in his address book that he might turn to but no one has seen him yet.

Really really starting to worry now.
Please let me know if you hear anything.

Samantha :?
xx

..........knew I should've extended those odds :shock:

NO ones rang me :|


He will be OK

So Come On What's The Crack !!!!!!