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to turn him into Cinderella...because the old lady was not at all a witch...but, in fact a fairy godmother...
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Who wore
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fairy godmother outfit which consisted of...
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Fairy wings and a pink
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furry slippers
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which was fine until
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it suddenly began raining. This made her outfit sag in all the wrong places and her wings melt
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she became upset and started to
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Cry uncontrollably and
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lost her mind due to the sudden change in weather
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so she decided to
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take a chance on quick visit to her aunt's remote house in crossblethen
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Where she met little red riding hood
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having a dance with the big bad wolf
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Who was amazingly behaving himself and not showing his 'big bad teeth'!
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because it was the wolf with the red roses, who walked out of the story to find a girl who would offer
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him a better deal than the two for one offer he'd got at specsavers.
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Quote:
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dry cleaners.
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because it is the dry cleaner he needs for his coat to
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be completely and finally demolished...
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So that it gets rid of his uncontrolable
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spelling.
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Alas it was fixed but not in time to..
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let it go by multiple grammar teachers...
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