Just as

he heard a ringing coming from the distance

he wondered if it could be the local temple calling it's followers to vespers. These were an unusual sect calling themselves Breatharians, a very new and exclusive sect who had piles of money in order to

Make all the horses in the world pink, by buying all the pink dye

that hadn't already been used to make special furry slippers, suitable for fairy godmothers.

At this point in our story we do have to mention...

the fact that

well...let's not rush to the conclusion that this is precisely a fact...

of wholly worth that needed telling in a

story such as this...but rather...

foolishly came out in the

course of speeding by time

into the studio

that, of course, was set up there for a particular reason...

Which was

to record a new sound experiance the likes of whitch we have never herd before by

None other than the one and only Man-God...

Walked in and

as everyone knows, the Man-God himself is none other than... da da da daaaaaaah!

ME!!!!! who was very

mistaken because REAL MAN-GOD is Mr. Meat Loaf

Gasps of shock and disbelief rang out from the readers, who rushed over to the REAL-MAN-GOD, now known as Mr Meat Loaf. They managed to force their way right into the pages of this story and

of course, created much expected havoc which...

Made me back into a god

But since the story was NOT AT ALL about Lord Kagan...