isn't really Bob, but

in fact...drum roll...

is

something entirely unexpected;

something entirely magical...

and rather green, it was in fact:

but let's get back to our story...

in which bob the cellerman was really merlin the great who

wasn't even Merlin the Great but somebody quite else...

like MSZEE the flyingmouse's virtual better half who had a

virtual husband if you can believe such nonsense...but, of course, the story isn't about her or him or them...our story is...

about an alternative story to ones we've posted on this site which is fab & brings tears & laughter to over 1500 posters who

never read it and never will...

get it published by anon

press which will go out of business only 2 days later after book hits the stores...

because no one wanted to pay the sum of

bezillion pounds for one measly copy of the book written by a bunch of...

deicated fans on the best website for ml fans however

it still good story didn't make...albeit a very long one...

thats sill being written today after a

good evening meal and...

a few tins of home grown beer that tastes like

pot but nobody will know the difference...

after the 3 one they were away with the sheep - ba

Bob the cellarman, on the other hand, was busily