Brian.

It transpired that,

the sea parted to reveal a lost city filled with people no bigger then 3ft

while the careless writers had left this thread unattended, Brian had managed to

draft in a set of parallel writers who would spend their time writing two lines at exactly the same time, which only served to

leave the entire world stunned and aghast that a story so well written could not win anything in the oscars

But wait...aren't we ahead of ourselves???

No.

Meanwhile, the 3ft tall people had overrun Slough, leading to

A thrid series of The Office being commissioned.

which wasn't what the 3ft people wanted to hear, seeing as they were paid up members of the Will & Grace Fanclub

They protested long and hard about this, and eventually absolutely nothing was done about it.

so the 3ft tall people joined the lost tv wannabe cast

Which was much easier than it sounded, as being only 3ft tall they had a tendency to get misplaced anyway, but this way they were being paid shedloads of money for doing what they normally did.

And it was a better part because the director wanted them to be Christmas Elves for the Christmas special.

however one of the 3ft tall people, who at 3ft 1in was considered the leader,sold his story to the Tabloids causing friction amongst the rest.

His book 'It's a small world after all' went on to sell a grand total of 4 copies...as not many people could find it in big bookstores, only small ones

which was going out at easter instead because someone had misplaced it on the csi pile

To which a film was made from the book 'it's a small world after all'

with the main song off the soundtrack 'It's small coming back to me now'!

But, of course, dear read, we all know THAT was not THAT small...

The 3ft people denied accusations that they were carrying mini weapons of mass destruction

and hoped the UN inspectors might overlook the extremely big weapons of mass distraction they had in the back of the van.

as well as stuck in their pants...

those tight fitting pants stored pocket rockets for which the male 3ft people told all females that they were genuinely pleased to see them

Being very wise females, of course, and isn't it always the case, dear reader, they have never believed the males...however...

then the giant awoke with a funny head thinking what a nightmeare i've just had