he scratched his head and heard the faints sounds of Bat Out Of Hell III in the distance...was the monster indeed loose?

Luckily, he heard the noises again and realised they were coming from the direction of his stomach, and in fact were trying to tell him he was hungry and should eat. Therefore, the giant made his favourite lunch of

tortoise and corned beef sandwiches finished off with snails and a side order of garlic bread

with jam on.

and to wash it all down he drank

12 gallons of Miller GD

Of course, we all know what happens when you do THAT...however, what really happened was...

an enormous burp, so big that it caused earthquakes and floods in

The neighbours back

garden & caused the hot tub too

bubble up like a massive jacuzzi but it looked more like a cauldron fit for a witch...but she was on her day off which meant that...

Brian would have to make his own dinner, once he'd taken his socks off the boil.

which left him dancing barefoot...confusing the 3 ft people and the monster to no end...

...not to mention the poor deluded writers, who were desperately trying to keep up with the non-existant plot.

just when the writers thought they had all the answers, the questions were changed

which to those who were colour blind was difficult

on a separate topic the 3ft people had developed Megalophobia (fear of large things)

But at the same time, In big person town they were planning to

hold a ceremony to elect the Queen with the bookmakers backing Marion Raven, Patti Russo being out of the running

As she was caught with her

microphone in the wrong stand...but her shoes managed to stay on her feet throughout the ordeal

amazing as that sounds it was nothing compared to

the dilemma faced by the town Barry Manilow was visiting when he sneezed and discovered he'd forgotten to pack his 'special' tissues :shock:

Which he misplaced in the

basket of his bicycle.