which in turn was also

a time machine which had been secretly developed by the boffins at

the super secret Institute of Techonology and Other Junk

at the university of Universally challenged people, a strange place indeed where a fun time can be had by all...if ya like that you'll like...

to go to the royal albert hall to see a big man with a big voice sing big big songs for five nights

and if you DON'T like it, well then you just have no culture ...

Unfortunatly for anyone still reading this story, the only culture to be found anywhere near it was the one in the bottom of the live yoghurt Brian was about to have for his tea.

which exploded with offensive qualities that was up there with the best from the big brother house

and covered them all with vile, slimy probiotic substances ...

After a quick shower, the writers got together to try and see if the plot could be rescued at all, or if they should start a completely new plot with completely new characters. After much discussion, they decided to

cut there losses & hire the mlukfc to write for them as they are most doubfully the most expireance funny writers of all time without being

completely insensitive to the

the way we all need to talk to each other at least 20 times a day

without saying anything of great significance at all ....

but had a fun time in doing so the time went without an apperance from

the dreadfully, aweful, tonedeaf fan of the mighty man himself ...

who we all know as ..........

the one and only, the MAN, the favourite ...

Michael Crawford perhaps? Alas, he really didn't want to

but perhaps he could be tortured and made to talk ... I mean, sing ...

for the opening of the new musical

starring a newcomer, Chris!!!

However, being a newcomer, Chris needed some extra special

voice lessons from a very special coach, namely ....

Sylvester Stallone and his trusty sidekick