his mum

's poodle, Snowdrop, a dog with a very high pitched, yappy voice, capable of only one thing:

Custard.

spluttered on the wall...

just above a signed picture of David Hasselhoff

which for some reason was looking very chipper and dapper

which was exactly the opposite of their landlord in a trailer 3 miles down the road

who woke up in a foul mood because his princess live-in girlfriend who wasn't a princess by any stretch of imagination except for him...

but she fell for his frog like features

and so he was hoping that they can make a life together prancing around their trailer and raising little sprogs...

which, in case anyone's wondering, are a type of small cog, similar to those used in watch mechanisms. Why the frog princess couple would want to raised a family of small cogs is explained once you know that

the couple in question, in fact, was none other than...

the one and only, the family of masterminds, namely ...

Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards and his friend

Bozo the clown...

that did wonders for the many waiting fans of

a great Tunisian banjo player by the name of Tortilla Chip...

who was touring with a big band that stood out from the rest & was only doing 10 gigs a year with ticket prices soaring due to selling out in 10 minuets while

also offering free diamond rings and fur coats with those tickets

because they were so hot they were steaming out towards

the blue skies like a miriad of white butterflies surging upwards...

towards the new space city called paradise were the world is to

become a space utopia by getting rid of all the politicians in the world and replacing them with

members of the mlukfc who know how to party &

aren't afraid to teach others how to do it properly. The first step to a good party is ALWAYS to ensure you