have a cool concert were you all meet up & have a good old sing song & dance the night away while drinking in moderate amounts tell some good stories &

drink plenty of water before bed so you're in a fit state to do it all again the next night. Of course, if you can't find any water, you can always subsitute

with water from the nerest fountain without falling in & be foolish enough to try & have a wee in it that would be so

refreshingly original

but not refreshingly tasty as many hikers have chosen to relieve themselves in the pure stream.

Lemon fresh? no!

Ahhh...but LIME fresh is a completely different story...

Somebody was having a bad day and a kidney stone problem...and that somebody was...

the most unlikely and ungainly person one could possibly imagine. Even in your wildest dreams you would be hard pressed to

consider going out on a date with them

much less to know their name or their birthday...which, of course, is important if...

you wish to perpetuate a complicated identity fraud which would result in you owning all of their property, assets, money and dog.

the last one completely unnecessary, especially if it's rabid...

because that would cause a nasty chemical reaction to the

sausage and mash they were about to eat...

which was wolfed down by the dog who

was scratching as he got fleas from

a travelling circus which

had a mad ring master who

ate two lions because

he didn't have room for three and anyway

he was travelling tomorrow to

St Petersburg to collect the celebrated Nijinsky Balletic Flea Circus who had promised to bite all the rats and infect them with

chicken pox and scarlet fever and then round up all the

little squeakers and make them

dress up as clowns and dance to Bat out of Hell,then go out over

the cheering crowd & infect them all with a virus so harmful that they had to