He then took it upon himself to...

remove his fingers from the milk bottles

which by this time had turned

he then prized the lid off with his teeth, when all of a sudden...

the cream splodged all over his

doorstep, which made it all soggy, being filled with cheese and tomatoes as it was...

As he was lamenting over the soggy sandwich, a sudden noise caught his attention, and he turned to see

a large fish walking towards him. The fish

came towards Brian at such velocity that..

instead of swimming he was fin walking

meaning poor Brian had no defence against this merciless creature. Suddenly the fish

spoke and uttered the immortal words "Did I do that"?

as it transmogrified into a purple iguana.

expelling its tongue in and out rapidly

which made Brians left ear very slobbery indeed...

causing temporary deafness to Brian. So he never heard the fish say

"Watch your back, Brian! You son of a ..."

mad man, youve been driving me crazy for .......

all of these years, with your good vibrations......

causing severe nausea, resulting in my lack of

enthusiasm for your glass eye, however ...

I can't lie, I HAVE to tell you that....

your morning breath cuts my

..." as Brian's morning breath cut his attention span, meaning the purple iguana suddenly trailed off in mid-sentance. The iguana wandered off across the road, and curious, Brian followed it to a

restaurant called "Night of the Iguana", with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor as owners..........

The iguana sat at a table and ordered his favorite dish, which was