| ~Helen~ |
25 Apr 2008 01:28 |
So I began reading this article...and then I checked the date several times to check it wasn't actually 1st April!!!
This line certainly rose a chuckle -
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Defending, Frances Jones said alcohol was "ruining his life" and he had no idea where he got the crutch from.
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But the mind completely boggles at
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The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine.
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The court heard he had jumped over a garden wall wearing the bin bag before the attack.
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:shock::shock:
Jumping over a wall?? I think you'd find me not only incapable of clinging onto the GROUND but practically unconscious after consuming nearly 10 litres of wine - forget jumping over anything!!
The whole story is completely barmy! You couldn't make something like this up could you....well, I'd be worried about someone that did!! |
