Oh dear...

Hypnobabe · 24 Apr 2008, 12:07

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

*AndyK* · 24 Apr 2008, 12:35

I love this bit ...

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when Hughes failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."

**Ankie** · 24 Apr 2008, 12:39

The force was already with him, according to the first line

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Drunk Darth Vader's Jedi assault

R. · 24 Apr 2008, 18:38

Battybarb · 24 Apr 2008, 18:43

i would really of loved to have seen that ...lol

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Apr 2008, 19:43

Law and order?
Star Wars?

L&O + SW =

~Helen~ · 25 Apr 2008, 01:28

So I began reading this article...and then I checked the date several times to check it wasn't actually 1st April!!!

This line certainly rose a chuckle -

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Defending, Frances Jones said alcohol was "ruining his life" and he had no idea where he got the crutch from.

But the mind completely boggles at

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The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine.

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The court heard he had jumped over a garden wall wearing the bin bag before the attack.

Jumping over a wall?? I think you'd find me not only incapable of clinging onto the GROUND but practically unconscious after consuming nearly 10 litres of wine - forget jumping over anything!!

The whole story is completely barmy! You couldn't make something like this up could you....well, I'd be worried about someone that did!!

**allrevvedup** · 25 Apr 2008, 02:10

the force was strong in that one

Battybarb · 25 Apr 2008, 08:49

10 litres of wine is a lot..maybe 10 litres of brandy would be ok...lol

Hypnobabe · 25 Apr 2008, 13:27

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Originally Posted by ~Helen~

Jumping over a wall?? I think you'd find me not only incapable of clinging onto the GROUND but practically unconscious after consuming nearly 10 litres of wine - forget jumping over anything!!

I don't think I'd manage to fit 10 litres of wine in, or be able to lie on the floor without holding on, let alone jump over a wall...

**allrevvedup** · 25 Apr 2008, 13:33

as the saying goes...it's really funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious

MeatGrl1 · 27 Apr 2008, 03:06

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	10 litres of wine is a lot..maybe 10 litres of brandy would be ok...lol

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