Pest control...
 

hmmm.

I have a boy after me. He is the same age as me and a talanted artist. Sounds like my perfect boy. Problem is he looks like a freckled eight year old and WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He just follows me around like a lovesick puppy, and i see him only as a friend. Grrrrr. i even told him a have a crush on a boy anyway but he still won't leave me be. Pest control tips please?


(and yes, i have tried rentokil)

You're going to have to kill him.

Tell it like it is. I had the same problem, she now gets the point but still kinda follows me round, pretends to like the same music as me etc... just so we can talk.

No, no. A hatchet to the neck really is the best option. You can sell the "Body shaped bag" on e-bay and no one will ever know.

Women!! You're so confusing!
If we leave you alone, you say "Ohh no boy likes me. I wanna be right in the middle"
If we follow you around you even don't like it and you WANT to be left alone.

Rob says it: kill him. Kill us all. :D
Or take the other boy -the one you like- and start making around with him in front of that lovesick puppy. I think the result is the same: You kill him! ;)

Not all women are like that.
Don't kill him, just tell it like it is. Just be nice don't break the poor boy.

Tell him you have the clap...