Pest control...

airhead · 11 Sep 2004, 01:03

hmmm.

I have a boy after me. He is the same age as me and a talanted artist. Sounds like my perfect boy. Problem is he looks like a freckled eight year old and WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He just follows me around like a lovesick puppy, and i see him only as a friend. Grrrrr. i even told him a have a crush on a boy anyway but he still won't leave me be. Pest control tips please?

(and yes, i have tried rentokil)

Rob The Badger · 11 Sep 2004, 01:11

You're going to have to kill him.

KebLou · 11 Sep 2004, 11:47

Tell it like it is. I had the same problem, she now gets the point but still kinda follows me round, pretends to like the same music as me etc... just so we can talk.

Rob The Badger · 11 Sep 2004, 13:05

No, no. A hatchet to the neck really is the best option. You can sell the "Body shaped bag" on e-bay and no one will ever know.

MasterEngineer · 11 Sep 2004, 14:51

Women!! You're so confusing!
If we leave you alone, you say "Ohh no boy likes me. I wanna be right in the middle"
If we follow you around you even don't like it and you WANT to be left alone.

Rob says it: kill him. Kill us all.

Or take the other boy -the one you like- and start making around with him in front of that lovesick puppy. I think the result is the same: You kill him!

KebLou · 12 Sep 2004, 00:52

Not all women are like that.
Don't kill him, just tell it like it is. Just be nice don't break the poor boy.

Biter · 12 Sep 2004, 14:35

Tell him you have the clap...

11 Sep 2004, 01:03	#1
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Pest control... hmmm. I have a boy after me. He is the same age as me and a talanted artist. Sounds like my perfect boy. Problem is he looks like a freckled eight year old and WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He just follows me around like a lovesick puppy, and i see him only as a friend. Grrrrr. i even told him a have a crush on a boy anyway but he still won't leave me be. Pest control tips please? (and yes, i have tried rentokil)

11 Sep 2004, 01:11	#2
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	You're going to have to kill him.

11 Sep 2004, 11:47	#3
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Tell it like it is. I had the same problem, she now gets the point but still kinda follows me round, pretends to like the same music as me etc... just so we can talk.

11 Sep 2004, 13:05	#4
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	No, no. A hatchet to the neck really is the best option. You can sell the "Body shaped bag" on e-bay and no one will ever know.

11 Sep 2004, 14:51	#5
MasterEngineer Senior Loafer Join Date: 03.10.2003 Location: ...ask CC ;-) Posts: 141	Women!! You're so confusing! If we leave you alone, you say "Ohh no boy likes me. I wanna be right in the middle" If we follow you around you even don't like it and you WANT to be left alone. Rob says it: kill him. Kill us all. Or take the other boy -the one you like- and start making around with him in front of that lovesick puppy. I think the result is the same: You kill him!

12 Sep 2004, 00:52	#6
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Not all women are like that. Don't kill him, just tell it like it is. Just be nice don't break the poor boy.

12 Sep 2004, 14:35	#7
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Tell him you have the clap...