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Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are some promises that really speaks to true friendship
![]() 1. When you are sad....I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry ~~~~~~~ who made you sad. 2. When you are blue....I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile....I'll know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared....I will rag you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried....I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused...I will use little words to explain. 7. When you are sick....Stay away from me. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall....I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. Remember: A friend will help you move, A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel ![]() |
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Invisible again!
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hello friend
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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Shadow Love no. 1
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Mega Loafer
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Definately ![]() Maria |
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The Butcher
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Heheh, fun!!
May i be your friend also?? |
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Mega Loafer
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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Shadow i loved this - something else for my office wall |
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Mega Loafer
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You guys are way too sweet ![]() By the way Tim, I love the quote that you added to your signature ![]() Maria |
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The Butcher
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yeah, another one for my wall too, it really is funny.
Especcially, 3,7,9. ![]() kezzina |
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Mega Loafer
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Can, I be someone's friend
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Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Mega Loafer
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Knicker thief
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A firend in the world at last!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mega Loafer
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See, cats and mice can get along ![]() |
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Knicker thief
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meow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,PHART
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Super Loafer
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Can I be your friend here too as I am just new and haven't any friends on here yet... Either that or you don't like me already :o
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Hi ChrissybabezNI and Cpl Mickey,
You guys can definately be my friends. I need all the friends I can get ![]() Maria |
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Super Loafer
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Hey, I am new here and I would like a friend. :)
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Mega Loafer
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Now you have one ![]() Maria |
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Super Loafer
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Thanks for being my friend Maria
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