Google Fun...

Hypnobabe · 09 May 2006, 11:34

Go to the Google search engine and type in your name and 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs".

Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

Claire needs to die

*AndyK* · 09 May 2006, 11:37

Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy (was the first)

Ross · 09 May 2006, 11:37

Ross needs time to fix past foibles

Chris · 09 May 2006, 11:49

If we ignore the first reply which is a chap called Chris Needs then we get:

Chris needs your sex talk

Hypnobabe · 09 May 2006, 11:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

If we ignore the first reply which is a chap called Chris Needs then we get:

Chris needs your sex talk

What about your alter ego, Michelle?

Chris · 09 May 2006, 11:54

Michelle needs to just shut up.

L96 · 09 May 2006, 18:36

Poor Michelle.

"Most folks say that lotus needs extra fertilizer...."

Go on, have some fun with that.

(My real name came back with an XXX rated response

)

Rockette · 09 May 2006, 18:41

"Anne's needs are unexpectedly fulfilled when she meets up with sailor Jim "

sunneke · 09 May 2006, 19:16

Ellen needs you.......who???? well: you!

AndrewG · 09 May 2006, 19:22

Andrew needs a belt

Though I like the second one better:

Andrew needs sleep, badly

Vickip · 09 May 2006, 19:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Go to the Google search engine and type in your name and 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs".

Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

Claire needs to die

Vicki needs to realize that dogs are not little people in furry costumes

mszee · 09 May 2006, 22:10

How do you intend to test a lady that lives on the other side of the world here in Russia ? Fortunately, Zina makes predictions by phone. What about language difference?

Most of Russian clairvoyants and fortune tellers are ignorant grannies in villages . They ``see`` a lot but some of them are unable to explain or interpret what see. There is a reason of their mistakes. In ancient times was a couple of clairvoyant and a seer that interpreted , working together. Zina is not very old and see quite clear. My sister asked her help recently ,and it has come true in details.

Some fun with google....

mszee · 09 May 2006, 22:18

Let's try it again with a full name...

Call Zinaida whenever she needs help

Better...much better...should I list my number here?

Jeanie · 10 May 2006, 05:26

Jeanie needs more constant attention, at least for now. :)

J.

Rockette · 10 May 2006, 05:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Let's try it again with a full name...

I tried my full name and I don't exist!

amethyst · 10 May 2006, 08:23

Sharon needs surgery on a heart defect

nobody told me

although i do prefer....

Sharon needs a new love interest

Ageing Bat · 10 May 2006, 08:53

Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!

Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive

Sarah Needs A Cold Shower

mszee · 10 May 2006, 13:48

Oh I exist...and there were way too many of me...and I thought my name was archaic!!!

Rob The Badger · 10 May 2006, 15:06

Rob needs a hero

Rob needs a job (yeah, right.....)

but by far the best:

ChloeLee88 · 10 May 2006, 15:33

Um......Chloe Needs HELP People!!! Anybody?

and

Chloe needs to be more carefull

and

CHLOE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

They are all very nice!!!

scotty · 10 May 2006, 15:34

Scott Needs Help I didn't need google to tell me that!!

Hypnobabe · 10 May 2006, 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by scotty

Scott Needs Help I didn't need google to tell me that!!

LucyK! · 10 May 2006, 22:35

Lucy needs implants....well yes, that's probably true!

Lucy needs surgery

Lucy needs help!

Lucy needs YOU!

**RadioMaster** · 10 May 2006, 23:09

Renardo needs to secure the ball better

and

Renardo needs to stop thinking that all is his fault

mszee · 11 May 2006, 01:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radiomaster

Renardo needs to secure the ball better

and

Renardo needs to stop thinking that all is his fault

Renardo needs to secure ball...??? Oh...I thought it was plural, sorry...

Do you really think everything is your fault or this is what google came up with?

09 May 2006, 11:34	#1
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Google Fun... Go to the Google search engine and type in your name and 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs". Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave") Claire needs to die

09 May 2006, 11:37	#2
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy (was the first)

09 May 2006, 11:37	#3
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Ross needs time to fix past foibles

09 May 2006, 11:49	#4
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	If we ignore the first reply which is a chap called Chris Needs then we get: Chris needs your sex talk

09 May 2006, 11:54	#6
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Michelle needs to just shut up.

09 May 2006, 18:36	#7
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Poor Michelle. "Most folks say that lotus needs extra fertilizer...." Go on, have some fun with that. (My real name came back with an XXX rated response )

09 May 2006, 18:41	#8
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	"Anne's needs are unexpectedly fulfilled when she meets up with sailor Jim "

09 May 2006, 19:16	#9
sunneke Mega Loafer Join Date: 17.01.2006 Location: Amersfoort Posts: 2,263	Ellen needs you.......who???? well: you!

09 May 2006, 19:22	#10
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	Andrew needs a belt Though I like the second one better: Andrew needs sleep, badly

09 May 2006, 22:10	#12
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	How do you intend to test a lady that lives on the other side of the world here in Russia ? Fortunately, Zina makes predictions by phone. What about language difference? Most of Russian clairvoyants and fortune tellers are ignorant grannies in villages . They ``see`` a lot but some of them are unable to explain or interpret what see. There is a reason of their mistakes. In ancient times was a couple of clairvoyant and a seer that interpreted , working together. Zina is not very old and see quite clear. My sister asked her help recently ,and it has come true in details. Some fun with google....

09 May 2006, 22:18	#13
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Let's try it again with a full name... Call Zinaida whenever she needs help Better...much better...should I list my number here?

10 May 2006, 05:26	#14
Jeanie Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 996	Jeanie needs more constant attention, at least for now. :) J.

10 May 2006, 08:23	#16
amethyst I know that i'll be bad for good. Join Date: 15.11.2003 Location: South UK Posts: 893	Sharon needs surgery on a heart defect nobody told me although i do prefer.... Sharon needs a new love interest

10 May 2006, 08:53	#17
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge! Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive Sarah Needs A Cold Shower

10 May 2006, 13:48	#18
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Oh I exist...and there were way too many of me...and I thought my name was archaic!!!

10 May 2006, 15:06	#19
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Rob needs a hero Rob needs a job (yeah, right.....) but by far the best:

10 May 2006, 15:33	#20
ChloeLee88 Super Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2005 Location: Bolton, Greater Manchester Posts: 666	Um......Chloe Needs HELP People!!! Anybody? and Chloe needs to be more carefull and CHLOE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! They are all very nice!!!

10 May 2006, 15:34	#21
scotty Mega Loafer Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Harlow Essex Posts: 1,166	Scott Needs Help I didn't need google to tell me that!!

10 May 2006, 22:35	#23
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Lucy needs implants....well yes, that's probably true! Lucy needs surgery Lucy needs help! Lucy needs YOU!

10 May 2006, 23:09	#24
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	Renardo needs to secure the ball better and Renardo needs to stop thinking that all is his fault