23 Mar 2008, 14:53
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Excuses, excuses ...
I ran out of gas.
I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. It wasn't my fault! So, what's your excuse? |
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23 Mar 2008, 14:56
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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 Been watching Blues Brothers huh?   I was kidnapped by aliens 
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23 Mar 2008, 14:59
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You dig.
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I was held captive by renegade nuns on wheels.
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23 Mar 2008, 15:03
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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My dog ate my car keys.
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23 Mar 2008, 15:07
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I couldn't find my glasses.
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23 Mar 2008, 15:10
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I got locked in the toilet.
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23 Mar 2008, 15:15
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You dig.
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My cellphone fell into the loo.
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23 Mar 2008, 15:16
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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I was just on my way, then it happened, the second coming of Christ 
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23 Mar 2008, 16:29
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You dig.
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The clowns made me do it.
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23 Mar 2008, 17:10
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It wasn't me.
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23 Mar 2008, 17:44
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The German
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no no no, you got it all wrong
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23 Mar 2008, 17:46
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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See, I have this evil twin i've never mentioned before..........
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23 Mar 2008, 17:48
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The German
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my phone didnt work, i didnt check my emails yet, i wasnt home, etc etc etc
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23 Mar 2008, 18:08
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Mrs Mouse
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sorry i'm late my dad swolloed a moth and was choking on it and he was puking up
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23 Mar 2008, 18:14
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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must be a mind reader ,was just gonna post that one lol
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23 Mar 2008, 18:14
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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sorry im late,been waiting over half hour for a bus ((not))
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23 Mar 2008, 18:15
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On the other hand, You have different fingers
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its 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and were wearing sunglasses
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23 Mar 2008, 18:15
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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The dog ate my door keys
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23 Mar 2008, 18:21
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The German
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didnt catch the train/bus/tram/other transportation vehicle
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23 Mar 2008, 18:24
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But you told me to 
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23 Mar 2008, 18:25
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The German
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aaah, you meant it that way?
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23 Mar 2008, 18:26
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What? But I was waiting outside the OTHER McDonalds 
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23 Mar 2008, 19:20
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The German
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erm.....but- yes, yes, yes, but, ähem..... I.... actually, yeah, erm, ergh..... really??
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23 Mar 2008, 19:31
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My watch stopped.
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23 Mar 2008, 19:56
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You dig.
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I was having an OBE - Out of Body Experience.
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