He he he he he!!!!!!!!!!!!

needmoremeat · 21 May 2005, 21:06

I'm learning to drive at the moment, and I've drove Dad's car a few times now: a Citroen Xsara Picasso, big car!!! Anyway, tonight I drove us to church, and the gate to the carpark is quite small.

I did my best, but managed to lightly graze the right wheel arch. Only lightly!!!!! Cue Dad to go in a mood because of it. I drove home, but let Dad reverse onto the drive. Me and Mam were waiting in the lobby for Dad as neither of us had a key when we heard a crunch. Dad had managed to crash the car into the wall!!!!!!!!

Twelve years of doing that, and he crashes it the night I scrape it!!!!!!

You can't tell it's been bumped unless you go up close to it, but Dad's now in a worse mood, while I feel so much better!! I won't tell him tonight though!!!

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!

Tim · 21 May 2005, 21:10

You are mean!! That is not nice hahaha.... But i can imagine why you are feeling happy. You didn't make the only error while driving.

SuperLoafMan · 21 May 2005, 21:11

OOOO bloody hell....thats worse than bad luck...

I am learning to drive too at the moment, but my parents wont let me drive our car, that is a Shogun, probobly about the same size as yours, so your parents are very kind....

I think if i did drive our car and then scratch it i dont think i would be able to drive our car again....even if i had passed my driving test

Gez · 24 May 2005, 21:07

I was sitting learning sum1, turned a corner and right into a hedge. Turned to her asked why she did that, replied 'you didnt tell me to straighten the wheel'

..........woman drivers ah dont know

DIZZY DRUMMER · 24 May 2005, 22:33

my one & only lesson was with my now hubby

I was a biker - so forgot about the other 6 foot on the left & drove into a garage door

Never been behind a wheel of a car since - give me a bike anytime

needmoremeat · 25 May 2005, 16:39

lol!
Mam tried to learn to drive from Dad, which is never a good idea. She gave up on learning. Anyway, she used to move over to the pavement whenever there was someone on it!

Another time she was approaching a t-junction, and Dad told her to slow down. So naturally the car shot forward

, she took her hands off the wheel screaming, and Dad had to pull the car round on two wheels!!!!!

When one of my older brothers was learning, they were coming to a t-junction with a hedge straight ahead of them. He went into the hedge

When Dad asked what he did that for, he replied. "You didn't tell me whether to turn left or right"!

I know the feeling: driving to cinema the extra long way on Sunday that I don't know, Dad sometimes just started talking loudly to me about changing down gears ages ago when I didn't know where I was meant to be going

21 May 2005, 21:06	#1
needmoremeat Mega Loafer Join Date: 23.11.2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,416	He he he he he!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm learning to drive at the moment, and I've drove Dad's car a few times now: a Citroen Xsara Picasso, big car!!! Anyway, tonight I drove us to church, and the gate to the carpark is quite small. I did my best, but managed to lightly graze the right wheel arch. Only lightly!!!!! Cue Dad to go in a mood because of it. I drove home, but let Dad reverse onto the drive. Me and Mam were waiting in the lobby for Dad as neither of us had a key when we heard a crunch. Dad had managed to crash the car into the wall!!!!!!!! Twelve years of doing that, and he crashes it the night I scrape it!!!!!! You can't tell it's been bumped unless you go up close to it, but Dad's now in a worse mood, while I feel so much better!! I won't tell him tonight though!!! Brilliant!!!!!!!!!

21 May 2005, 21:10	#2
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	You are mean!! That is not nice hahaha.... But i can imagine why you are feeling happy. You didn't make the only error while driving.

21 May 2005, 21:11	#3
SuperLoafMan Meat Loaf Rocks! Join Date: 25.01.2005 Location: Barnsley, UK Posts: 3,887	OOOO bloody hell....thats worse than bad luck... I am learning to drive too at the moment, but my parents wont let me drive our car, that is a Shogun, probobly about the same size as yours, so your parents are very kind.... I think if i did drive our car and then scratch it i dont think i would be able to drive our car again....even if i had passed my driving test

24 May 2005, 21:07	#4
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	I was sitting learning sum1, turned a corner and right into a hedge. Turned to her asked why she did that, replied 'you didnt tell me to straighten the wheel' ..........woman drivers ah dont know

24 May 2005, 22:33	#5
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	my one & only lesson was with my now hubby I was a biker - so forgot about the other 6 foot on the left & drove into a garage door Never been behind a wheel of a car since - give me a bike anytime

25 May 2005, 16:39	#6
needmoremeat Mega Loafer Join Date: 23.11.2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,416	lol! Mam tried to learn to drive from Dad, which is never a good idea. She gave up on learning. Anyway, she used to move over to the pavement whenever there was someone on it! Another time she was approaching a t-junction, and Dad told her to slow down. So naturally the car shot forward , she took her hands off the wheel screaming, and Dad had to pull the car round on two wheels!!!!! When one of my older brothers was learning, they were coming to a t-junction with a hedge straight ahead of them. He went into the hedge When Dad asked what he did that for, he replied. "You didn't tell me whether to turn left or right"! I know the feeling: driving to cinema the extra long way on Sunday that I don't know, Dad sometimes just started talking loudly to me about changing down gears ages ago when I didn't know where I was meant to be going