Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work....

shadow1000001 · 08 Nov 2003, 08:52

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I'm not being rude. You're just being insignificant.

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Chaos, panic, and disorder----my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

And last but not least:

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

heat · 08 Nov 2003, 09:06

original sin · 08 Nov 2003, 10:24

well thats going on my office wall for sure

Sapphire Lady · 08 Nov 2003, 12:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadow1000001

This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

So you work in the same place as me then?

Bigmomma · 08 Nov 2003, 14:16

i love, love it ,

it is brilliant

i am going to save these for future reference :P
kezzina

shadow1000001 · 08 Nov 2003, 18:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire Lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadow1000001

This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

So you work in the same place as me then?

Yes I do

I have them posted on my wall to Kezzina

Tim · 08 Nov 2003, 18:20

Real fun kezzina!!!

But off the record... i just say all kind off things at work. If people like it or not, just like here. I can't keep my mouth shut. And like you people think... indeed.. it gets me in some problems sometimes...

Chris · 08 Nov 2003, 21:20

I know this feeling well, smiling sweetly when you would rahter be slapping seven bells out of them for being stupid!!!!!

These will be on our staff room wall first thing tomorrow

Bren · 08 Nov 2003, 23:08

like it

Rob The Badger · 08 Nov 2003, 23:48

Sometimes I want to jump up and shout: "KNACKERS TO THIS, I'M GOING HANGLIDING!"

Wild_Honey · 09 Nov 2003, 00:36

sherrie87 · 09 Nov 2003, 03:11

Quote:

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

I work at a middle school, with 11 to 13 year old children- this is so perfect!

Sherrie

Tim · 09 Nov 2003, 16:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherrie87

Quote:

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

I work at a middle school, with 11 to 13 year old children- this is so perfect!

Sherrie

I am also a teacher, and i know what you mean. heeheh, but i think you can't afford it to say that.

The Butcher.

Asha · 09 Nov 2003, 16:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadow1000001

Do I look like a people person?

Not me, being a nurse and all

[RDH]draconia · 09 Nov 2003, 22:34

i now what you mean i work in a petrol station
in also not a people person

Kitty Kat · 11 Nov 2003, 20:41

I would like to scream 'NO - I do not have the bl....y time to do you a favour.

Gez · 15 Nov 2003, 19:53

To the teachers above, see the Channel 4 series TEACHERS, funnily enough, do yous all drink like that and have wee fly passionate meetings?????

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Nov 2003, 16:39

Things I wish I could say at work?I could have some fun with that

Top of the list for a karaoke host/singer would have to be....

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A F...ING JUKEBOX

?

FOR GOD'S SAKE WILL YOU JUST ALL HURRY UP AND GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO SING

.

YOU CAN ONLY SING IF YOU FIRST PRESENT ME WITH BEER

.

NO, THE MUSIC IS NOT TOO FAST.IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY BECAUSE YOUR DRUNK YOU CRETIN

.

YES,THIS IS THE RIGHT VERSION

.

THAT WAS THE WORST VERSION OF THAT SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD

.

NO YOU CAN'T SING.I'M DRUNK NOW.THE MIC IS ALL MINE

.

shadow1000001 · 24 Nov 2003, 23:43

Those are cute Mouse

08 Nov 2003, 08:52	#1
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work.... I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? I'm not being rude. You're just being insignificant. Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Chaos, panic, and disorder----my work here is done. How do I set a laser printer to stun? And last but not least: Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	well thats going on my office wall for sure

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Bigmomma Super Loafer Join Date: 07.07.2003 Location: Somewhere in time in my mind......... Posts: 655	i love, love it , it is brilliant i am going to save these for future reference :P kezzina

08 Nov 2003, 18:20	#7
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Real fun kezzina!!! But off the record... i just say all kind off things at work. If people like it or not, just like here. I can't keep my mouth shut. And like you people think... indeed.. it gets me in some problems sometimes...

08 Nov 2003, 21:20	#8
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	I know this feeling well, smiling sweetly when you would rahter be slapping seven bells out of them for being stupid!!!!! These will be on our staff room wall first thing tomorrow

08 Nov 2003, 23:08	#9
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	like it

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Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Sometimes I want to jump up and shout: "KNACKERS TO THIS, I'M GOING HANGLIDING!"

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09 Nov 2003, 22:34	#15
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	i now what you mean i work in a petrol station in also not a people person

11 Nov 2003, 20:41	#16
Kitty Kat Senior Loafer Join Date: 03.09.2003 Location: West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 198	I would like to scream 'NO - I do not have the bl....y time to do you a favour.

15 Nov 2003, 19:53	#17
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	To the teachers above, see the Channel 4 series TEACHERS, funnily enough, do yous all drink like that and have wee fly passionate meetings?????

24 Nov 2003, 16:39	#18
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Things I wish I could say at work?I could have some fun with that Top of the list for a karaoke host/singer would have to be.... WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A F...ING JUKEBOX ? FOR GOD'S SAKE WILL YOU JUST ALL HURRY UP AND GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO SING . YOU CAN ONLY SING IF YOU FIRST PRESENT ME WITH BEER . NO, THE MUSIC IS NOT TOO FAST.IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY BECAUSE YOUR DRUNK YOU CRETIN . YES,THIS IS THE RIGHT VERSION . THAT WAS THE WORST VERSION OF THAT SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD . NO YOU CAN'T SING.I'M DRUNK NOW.THE MIC IS ALL MINE .

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shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Those are cute Mouse