Write a Poem about the user above you - Page 2

Pudding · 11 Oct 2010, 22:54

Evil One stood on a burning deck
Who's back was to the mast
Would not move a single step
Till WarioLoaf had passed

Evil One · 11 Oct 2010, 23:08

Wario · 11 Oct 2010, 23:50

Do not troth apon me Pud
as you see, my fist is tight
for when I get to New Zealand
we're gonna ~~~~ing fight

Pudding · 12 Oct 2010, 00:05

Your insults are weak and pathetic
You've been listening to Steve6 for too long
You don't look very athletic
Are you an expirement gone wrong?

Wario · 12 Oct 2010, 00:08

Attacking me wont give you thrills
though seeing me will give you chills
I ate all the pie
and pud looks very high
now go eat an Eskimo's thong

Sue K · 12 Oct 2010, 15:55

Fireball thinks he's a bit of a nut..
i hope in a funny way...
cuz i still think that's a wonderful vid
made for 'Imself's birthday ...

Wario · 24 Oct 2010, 07:25

the queen of kindness
the cat of love
to whom we may beseech
to hear her post
dot dot dot
is like a whisper to a screech

Sue K · 24 Oct 2010, 14:11

For me he's written a lovely poem ...
I just may print out
and add to "tink's tome" ...

...

daveake · 24 Oct 2010, 17:15

Her name is Tink
She makes me think
About the lot
Of a Dot

Steve6 · 24 Oct 2010, 17:23

Daveake is a modest guy who isn't fake,
on his holidays though, he suffered from a toothache,
he went to dentist who should have pulled his teeth out with a rake
and shoved his face deep into a cream cake.

samurai7 · 27 Oct 2010, 04:23

There once was a young boy named Steven
Who noticed his balls were uneven.
When he pulled on the right,
The left shot out of sight:
Not the effect Steve was keen on achievin'.

Pudding · 27 Oct 2010, 05:11

Samurai really likes sheep
He even shags them in his sleep
He watches them all day
When they're in the field at play
And dresses as Little Bo Peep

Wario · 27 Oct 2010, 05:21

pud is from a shore
far away from me
but if i were at his door
he'd cut off my weewee

Sue K · 27 Oct 2010, 15:50

...

right off the chair tink went ...
laughing at the poem he sent ...
she'd write something more ...
but she's down on the floor ...
and all of her thoughts are spent ...

Wario · 27 Oct 2010, 19:06

Tink is very nice
and easily amused
but when you try to talk to her
the dots she doth abuse

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 Oct 2010, 19:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

Tink is very nice
and easily amused
but when you try to talk to her
the dots she doth abuse

Wario's guilty of a terrible crime.
You name the Meat song, and to it he'll mime.
He makes polls aplenty, and poems lacking rhyme
That silly wee boy has way too much time.

*AndyK* · 27 Oct 2010, 21:34

He's nicknamed the Flying Mouse.
His arse is as big as a house.
His karaoke can be a racket
He's got a shit green jacket.
And when he reads this he'll kick off because I can't think of a last line to Rhyme, but I don't care because this is new age poetry that doesn't have to scan or rhyme or nothing.

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 Oct 2010, 22:04

He's a lanky git
and his posts are shit
But no, there must be mishap
because he's actually a very nice chap

Going for the moral high ground here

**allrevvedup** · 27 Oct 2010, 22:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

He's nicknamed the Flying Mouse.
His arse is as big as a house.
His karaoke can be a racket
He's got a shit green jacket.
And when he reads this he'll kick off because I can't think of a last line to Rhyme, but I don't care because this is new age poetry that doesn't have to scan or rhyme or nothing.

Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky

either insert Andy or Godzilla after this, depending on whether you're old enough to remember the cartoon

plus i couldn't think of anything for Neil!

Steve6 · 27 Oct 2010, 22:31

Allrevvedup can be as stupid as an ass
his posts are more boring than going to mass
I heard he wants to be a sheep cause he likes eating grass
he sometimes smells like rear end gas.

Pudding · 27 Oct 2010, 23:03

His lifestyle is very curious
His habits are very dubious
He plays with his c0ck
And w@nks in a sock
Which makes his mum very furious

Wario · 18 Jul 2011, 05:17

With the people here who love him so
We all love him, he must know
He is made of mayo hash
Pudding's the best, not potato hash

Why did this thready die with him?
Time to resurrect before thy's condemned.
What art though not seeking anymore replies?
Does pudding need to show the skies?

Sue K · 18 Jul 2011, 16:25

He's Warie~L
some give him hell
but not this gal
I tink he's swell !

SHURma bave ! ... xo

RSG · 19 Feb 2013, 12:36

I don't quite know what to say
about Mega Loafer Sue K.
I see she has a Yin and Yang
but I don't know what it means.
She has over a whopping 12, 000 posts
and that is quite a lot.
Will take a hundred more moderators
to stop me from postwhoring to the 13, 000th spot!

misterfive · 28 Feb 2013, 03:30

Don't say a word, its gone passed that.
You lied as soon as you got into our bed.
Walking out the door you could hear me screaming.
Screaming out loud, "RSG! RSG! Where is the remote control"!

My day off is today, I wanted to watch the News in the morning.
What can I say? I torn apart the couch, it was so dirty under there.
This always happens on the days before you go to work.

You stay up all night and forget to leave the remote on the table.
I tear up the couch, flip over the table, and call you at the office.
You are always in a meeting, so what could I do?

Babe you know I love you.
I would do anything for our love.
But damn it where is the remote I'm missing Ellen.

When you come home I won't no longer be there.
The table will be on our lawn and our couch will be ripped apart.
Don't bother calling me, my cell's smashed into our new plasma tv.

RSG you may cry, you may weep but you can't blame me.
I told youn when your done watching tv just put the remote on the table.

You could of told me before you left, you could of picked up your phone.
You could of just left that damn remote on the table.
Now its just you in our former home good luck using the tv now.
I remember you cried when you got it for your birthday.
You better be crying now.

I am gone now so don't come looking for me.
Going to a hotel, their remotes are glued to the table.

Then as I was was in the hotel room, paid by your credit card.
Watching a rerun marathon of The Simpsons I remembered.
You took the remote control to be repaired.
It had just passed its warranty, oh damn!

I forgot you took it in to get it repaired.
Now what the hell do I say.

Well, "RSG you should of told me you were taking it in today"!
You know my memories not too good.
Damn right! You should of checked with me this morning.

Now don't cry about the tv, it is still under warranty.
We can return it for store credit.

As we were driving to Best Buy I asked if we can get some glue on the way home?

Oh but you weren't talking to me RSG.
At least you didn't see what I did to your Xbox

12 Oct 2010, 15:55	#31
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	Happy Tuesday meatie peeps ... Fireball thinks he's a bit of a nut.. i hope in a funny way... cuz i still think that's a wonderful vid made for 'Imself's birthday ... Last edited by Sue K; 12 Oct 2010 at 15:55. Reason: imma i ... lol ..

18 Jul 2011, 16:25	#48
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	Happy Monday, WarieL and other meatie peeps ! He's Warie~L some give him hell but not this gal I tink he's swell ! SHURma bave ! ... xo

11 Oct 2010, 22:54	#26
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Evil One stood on a burning deck Who's back was to the mast Would not move a single step Till WarioLoaf had passed

11 Oct 2010, 23:08	#27
Evil One Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.01.2007 Posts: 5,192

11 Oct 2010, 23:50	#28
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	Do not troth apon me Pud as you see, my fist is tight for when I get to New Zealand we're gonna ~~~~ing fight

12 Oct 2010, 00:05	#29
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Your insults are weak and pathetic You've been listening to Steve6 for too long You don't look very athletic Are you an expirement gone wrong?

12 Oct 2010, 00:08	#30
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	Attacking me wont give you thrills though seeing me will give you chills I ate all the pie and pud looks very high now go eat an Eskimo's thong

24 Oct 2010, 07:25	#32
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	the queen of kindness the cat of love to whom we may beseech to hear her post dot dot dot is like a whisper to a screech

24 Oct 2010, 14:11	#33
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	For me he's written a lovely poem ... I just may print out and add to "tink's tome" ... ...

24 Oct 2010, 17:15	#34
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Her name is Tink She makes me think About the lot Of a Dot

24 Oct 2010, 17:23	#35
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	Daveake is a modest guy who isn't fake, on his holidays though, he suffered from a toothache, he went to dentist who should have pulled his teeth out with a rake and shoved his face deep into a cream cake.

27 Oct 2010, 04:23	#36
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	There once was a young boy named Steven Who noticed his balls were uneven. When he pulled on the right, The left shot out of sight: Not the effect Steve was keen on achievin'.

27 Oct 2010, 05:11	#37
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Samurai really likes sheep He even shags them in his sleep He watches them all day When they're in the field at play And dresses as Little Bo Peep

27 Oct 2010, 05:21	#38
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	pud is from a shore far away from me but if i were at his door he'd cut off my weewee

27 Oct 2010, 15:50	#39
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	... right off the chair tink went ... laughing at the poem he sent ... she'd write something more ... but she's down on the floor ... and all of her thoughts are spent ...

27 Oct 2010, 19:06	#40
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	Tink is very nice and easily amused but when you try to talk to her the dots she doth abuse

27 Oct 2010, 21:34	#42
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	He's nicknamed the Flying Mouse. His arse is as big as a house. His karaoke can be a racket He's got a shit green jacket. And when he reads this he'll kick off because I can't think of a last line to Rhyme, but I don't care because this is new age poetry that doesn't have to scan or rhyme or nothing.

27 Oct 2010, 22:04	#43
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	He's a lanky git and his posts are shit But no, there must be mishap because he's actually a very nice chap Going for the moral high ground here

27 Oct 2010, 22:31	#45
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	Allrevvedup can be as stupid as an ass his posts are more boring than going to mass I heard he wants to be a sheep cause he likes eating grass he sometimes smells like rear end gas.

27 Oct 2010, 23:03	#46
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	His lifestyle is very curious His habits are very dubious He plays with his c0ck And w@nks in a sock Which makes his mum very furious

18 Jul 2011, 05:17	#47
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	With the people here who love him so We all love him, he must know He is made of mayo hash Pudding's the best, not potato hash Why did this thready die with him? Time to resurrect before thy's condemned. What art though not seeking anymore replies? Does pudding need to show the skies?

19 Feb 2013, 12:36	#49
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	I don't quite know what to say about Mega Loafer Sue K. I see she has a Yin and Yang but I don't know what it means. She has over a whopping 12, 000 posts and that is quite a lot. Will take a hundred more moderators to stop me from postwhoring to the 13, 000th spot!

28 Feb 2013, 03:30	#50
misterfive Super Loafer Join Date: 23.03.2012 Location: Canada Posts: 232	Don't say a word, its gone passed that. You lied as soon as you got into our bed. Walking out the door you could hear me screaming. Screaming out loud, "RSG! RSG! Where is the remote control"! My day off is today, I wanted to watch the News in the morning. What can I say? I torn apart the couch, it was so dirty under there. This always happens on the days before you go to work. You stay up all night and forget to leave the remote on the table. I tear up the couch, flip over the table, and call you at the office. You are always in a meeting, so what could I do? Babe you know I love you. I would do anything for our love. But damn it where is the remote I'm missing Ellen. When you come home I won't no longer be there. The table will be on our lawn and our couch will be ripped apart. Don't bother calling me, my cell's smashed into our new plasma tv. RSG you may cry, you may weep but you can't blame me. I told youn when your done watching tv just put the remote on the table. You could of told me before you left, you could of picked up your phone. You could of just left that damn remote on the table. Now its just you in our former home good luck using the tv now. I remember you cried when you got it for your birthday. You better be crying now. I am gone now so don't come looking for me. Going to a hotel, their remotes are glued to the table. Then as I was was in the hotel room, paid by your credit card. Watching a rerun marathon of The Simpsons I remembered. You took the remote control to be repaired. It had just passed its warranty, oh damn! I forgot you took it in to get it repaired. Now what the hell do I say. Well, "RSG you should of told me you were taking it in today"! You know my memories not too good. Damn right! You should of checked with me this morning. Now don't cry about the tv, it is still under warranty. We can return it for store credit. As we were driving to Best Buy I asked if we can get some glue on the way home? Oh but you weren't talking to me RSG. At least you didn't see what I did to your Xbox