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Old 10 Oct 2010, 03:17   #1
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 03:37   #2
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You annoy me
You are worse than a flea.
Will you ever let me be?
In every thread your name I see
Are you really a he or are you a she?
F-OFF those are the final words from me
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 03:42   #3
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you just came without warning
you need to go away
how many times must you confess
that you never got your pay
You used to have 500 posts
now you have a lot
You need to go and get a job
and marry a hot robot
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 03:46   #4
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You say you like Meat
in your avatar you have bad yellow teeth
i also think you sit on an old fashioned seat
you got thirsty at the meet and greet
go to bed wario but first wash those smelly feet.
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 05:31   #5
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There once was a young man called Steve
Who seems just a ittle naive
He once eat a Big Mac
From Wario's backpack
And now they are trying to conceive
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 05:53   #6
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This has nothing to do with the user above
but I think it rhymes, well sort of
There once was a computer
and HAL was it's name
The movie he was
in was kinda lame
About the future and people in space
and of Jim Steinman there was no trace
Hal started to treat the crew as its slave
and kept on saying I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 19:55   #7
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There once was a scots man named Andrew.
Who could play the piano, but not banjew (see what I did there? )
When he listened for a dare
to Hang Cool Teddy Bear
he told Meat it's not my cup of tea sir.
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 20:17   #8
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There once was a mod god called Neil,
Who was suffering a bit from a chill,
So he spent quite a packet
On a famous green jacket
But wasn't prepared for the bill
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 20:29   #9
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Dave is a wonderful guy
he likes to eat Sheppard's pie
when he went to store they said there were out
Dave grabbed his teddy and started to pout
He never saw sunshine again
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 21:00   #10
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There once was a nice Meat Loaf forum
That carried a certain decorum
Then along came a soul
Who did poll after poll
And now it's like a sanitorium
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 21:03   #11
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Dave, and I'm sure you'll agree
Is someone who does take the pee
But his real claim to fame
(Proved a lie, such a shame)
Was Jim Steinman's in his family tree
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 21:27   #12
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He is the very best mod
whoever contests is a fod
He has a huge cruiser
his girl loves los angeloser
would he look good in a kilt?
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 21:31   #13
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For Meat he made a groovy vid ~
A terrific job for a pretty young kid !
He loves the man of Bat out of Hell ~
And tink has nicked him "WarieL" !

SHURma bave !! ... lol ...
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 21:33   #14
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There once was a nice girl named tink
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
She is the kindest user ever
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 21:38   #15
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WarieL put
many dots in the air ...
tink found that so funny
she fell off her chair ...

SHURma bave !!!
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 22:30   #16
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Tink lives in neverland
where she cooks for me and always lends a hand
she was never let play on the neverland express band
so she held meat loaf ransom for a grand.
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 22:47   #17
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There once was a young man from Eire
With problems that seemed kinda rare
He took lots of pills
To mend all his ills
And now he is losing his hair
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Old 10 Oct 2010, 22:49   #18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve6 View Post
Tink lives in neverland
where she cooks for me and always lends a hand
she was never let play on the neverland express band
so she held meat loaf ransom for a grand.


now who's the dreamer ?
well HA ! tink does say ...
as there's no invite to dine ...
nor taste the pate' ...

imma slow poet and knowit and wasn't wastin' this one... lol ...
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Old 11 Oct 2010, 19:57   #19
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There once was a Loafette named Tink
Who's telly once went on the blink
She's missed a performance by Meat
but then jumped on her seat
and viewed it from a youtube link.
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Old 11 Oct 2010, 20:25   #20
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Once upon a time lived a mouse,
In an old run down house,
he socialised with fleas,
and liked McDonalds cheese,
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Old 11 Oct 2010, 20:34   #21
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There once was a funny young Irish chap
had a strange way with women and almost got a slap
Sometimes posts an insult and doesn't know
why people get angry and might have a go
He hangs around a few places on the net
and Steven Stuart is his biggest fan, you bet
So this is how this story goes
about Steve6, sometimes a real brown nose.
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Old 11 Oct 2010, 20:54   #22
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he can sing
he can dance
he is who he is
he loves his cheese wiz
hes the catch of the day
no momma, make andrew come and play
for i may be losing my mind
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Old 11 Oct 2010, 21:30   #23
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there was a young man named Chris
Whose posts were a bit hit and miss
a rare song he can find ya
served with tons of lasagne
Just please don't sing Cry over Me
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Old 11 Oct 2010, 21:34   #24
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allrevevdup is a genius
and doesnt have a vigina
Hes from dublin and not korea
but the bloke gave me a great idea
to the shitty tune
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Old 11 Oct 2010, 21:45   #25
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He has trouble with rhyme
He ~~~~s all the time
His backpack is shite
His pants are too tight
He sucks like a pro
He is Wario
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