Write a Poem about the user above you

Wario · 10 Oct 2010, 03:17

Lets try this

Minimum: 4 lines

Steve6 · 10 Oct 2010, 03:37

You annoy me
You are worse than a flea.
Will you ever let me be?
In every thread your name I see
Are you really a he or are you a she?
F-OFF those are the final words from me

Wario · 10 Oct 2010, 03:42

you just came without warning
you need to go away
how many times must you confess
that you never got your pay
You used to have 500 posts
now you have a lot
You need to go and get a job
and marry a hot robot

Steve6 · 10 Oct 2010, 03:46

You say you like Meat
in your avatar you have bad yellow teeth
i also think you sit on an old fashioned seat
you got thirsty at the meet and greet
go to bed wario but first wash those smelly feet.

daveake · 10 Oct 2010, 05:31

There once was a young man called Steve
Who seems just a ittle naive
He once eat a Big Mac
From Wario's backpack
And now they are trying to conceive

AndrewG · 10 Oct 2010, 05:53

This has nothing to do with the user above
but I think it rhymes, well sort of
There once was a computer
and HAL was it's name
The movie he was
in was kinda lame
About the future and people in space
and of Jim Steinman there was no trace
Hal started to treat the crew as its slave
and kept on saying I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Oct 2010, 19:55

There once was a scots man named Andrew.
Who could play the piano, but not banjew (see what I did there?

)
When he listened for a dare
to Hang Cool Teddy Bear
he told Meat it's not my cup of tea sir.

daveake · 10 Oct 2010, 20:17

There once was a mod god called Neil,
Who was suffering a bit from a chill,
So he spent quite a packet
On a famous green jacket
But wasn't prepared for the bill

Wario · 10 Oct 2010, 20:29

Dave is a wonderful guy
he likes to eat Sheppard's pie
when he went to store they said there were out
Dave grabbed his teddy and started to pout
He never saw sunshine again

daveake · 10 Oct 2010, 21:00

There once was a nice Meat Loaf forum
That carried a certain decorum
Then along came a soul
Who did poll after poll
And now it's like a sanitorium

**Monstro** · 10 Oct 2010, 21:03

Dave, and I'm sure you'll agree
Is someone who does take the pee
But his real claim to fame
(Proved a lie, such a shame)
Was Jim Steinman's in his family tree

Wario · 10 Oct 2010, 21:27

He is the very best mod
whoever contests is a fod
He has a huge cruiser
his girl loves los angeloser
would he look good in a kilt?

Sue K · 10 Oct 2010, 21:31

For Meat he made a groovy vid ~
A terrific job for a pretty young kid !
He loves the man of Bat out of Hell ~
And tink has nicked him "WarieL" !

SHURma bave !! ... lol ...

Wario · 10 Oct 2010, 21:33

There once was a nice girl named tink
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
dot dot dot dot dot
She is the kindest user ever

Sue K · 10 Oct 2010, 21:38

WarieL put
many dots in the air ...
tink found that so funny
she fell off her chair ...

SHURma bave !!!

Steve6 · 10 Oct 2010, 22:30

Tink lives in neverland
where she cooks for me and always lends a hand
she was never let play on the neverland express band
so she held meat loaf ransom for a grand.

daveake · 10 Oct 2010, 22:47

There once was a young man from Eire
With problems that seemed kinda rare
He took lots of pills
To mend all his ills
And now he is losing his hair

Sue K · 10 Oct 2010, 22:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve6

Tink lives in neverland
where she cooks for me and always lends a hand
she was never let play on the neverland express band
so she held meat loaf ransom for a grand.

now who's the dreamer ?
well HA ! tink does say ...
as there's no invite to dine ...
nor taste the pate' ...

imma slow poet and knowit and wasn't wastin' this one... lol ...

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Oct 2010, 19:57

There once was a Loafette named Tink
Who's telly once went on the blink
She's missed a performance by Meat
but then jumped on her seat
and viewed it from a youtube link.

Steve6 · 11 Oct 2010, 20:25

Once upon a time lived a mouse,
In an old run down house,
he socialised with fleas,
and liked McDonalds cheese,

AndrewG · 11 Oct 2010, 20:34

There once was a funny young Irish chap
had a strange way with women and almost got a slap
Sometimes posts an insult and doesn't know
why people get angry and might have a go
He hangs around a few places on the net
and Steven Stuart is his biggest fan, you bet
So this is how this story goes
about Steve6, sometimes a real brown nose.

Wario · 11 Oct 2010, 20:54

he can sing
he can dance
he is who he is
he loves his cheese wiz
hes the catch of the day
no momma, make andrew come and play
for i may be losing my mind

**allrevvedup** · 11 Oct 2010, 21:30

there was a young man named Chris
Whose posts were a bit hit and miss
a rare song he can find ya
served with tons of lasagne
Just please don't sing Cry over Me

Wario · 11 Oct 2010, 21:34

allrevevdup is a genius
and doesnt have a vigina
Hes from dublin and not korea
but the bloke gave me a great idea
to the shitty tune

Evil One · 11 Oct 2010, 21:45

He has trouble with rhyme
He ~~~~s all the time
His backpack is shite
His pants are too tight
He sucks like a pro
He is Wario

10 Oct 2010, 03:17	#1
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	Write a Poem about the user above you Lets try this Minimum: 4 lines

10 Oct 2010, 03:37	#2
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	You annoy me You are worse than a flea. Will you ever let me be? In every thread your name I see Are you really a he or are you a she? F-OFF those are the final words from me

10 Oct 2010, 03:42	#3
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	you just came without warning you need to go away how many times must you confess that you never got your pay You used to have 500 posts now you have a lot You need to go and get a job and marry a hot robot

10 Oct 2010, 03:46	#4
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	You say you like Meat in your avatar you have bad yellow teeth i also think you sit on an old fashioned seat you got thirsty at the meet and greet go to bed wario but first wash those smelly feet.

10 Oct 2010, 05:31	#5
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	There once was a young man called Steve Who seems just a ittle naive He once eat a Big Mac From Wario's backpack And now they are trying to conceive

10 Oct 2010, 05:53	#6
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	This has nothing to do with the user above but I think it rhymes, well sort of There once was a computer and HAL was it's name The movie he was in was kinda lame About the future and people in space and of Jim Steinman there was no trace Hal started to treat the crew as its slave and kept on saying I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

10 Oct 2010, 19:55	#7
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	There once was a scots man named Andrew. Who could play the piano, but not banjew (see what I did there? ) When he listened for a dare to Hang Cool Teddy Bear he told Meat it's not my cup of tea sir.

10 Oct 2010, 20:17	#8
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	There once was a mod god called Neil, Who was suffering a bit from a chill, So he spent quite a packet On a famous green jacket But wasn't prepared for the bill

10 Oct 2010, 20:29	#9
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	Dave is a wonderful guy he likes to eat Sheppard's pie when he went to store they said there were out Dave grabbed his teddy and started to pout He never saw sunshine again

10 Oct 2010, 21:00	#10
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	There once was a nice Meat Loaf forum That carried a certain decorum Then along came a soul Who did poll after poll And now it's like a sanitorium

10 Oct 2010, 21:03	#11
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Dave, and I'm sure you'll agree Is someone who does take the pee But his real claim to fame (Proved a lie, such a shame) Was Jim Steinman's in his family tree

10 Oct 2010, 21:27	#12
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	He is the very best mod whoever contests is a fod He has a huge cruiser his girl loves los angeloser would he look good in a kilt?

10 Oct 2010, 21:31	#13
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	For Meat he made a groovy vid ~ A terrific job for a pretty young kid ! He loves the man of Bat out of Hell ~ And tink has nicked him "WarieL" ! SHURma bave !! ... lol ...

10 Oct 2010, 21:33	#14
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	There once was a nice girl named tink dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot She is the kindest user ever

10 Oct 2010, 21:38	#15
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	WarieL put many dots in the air ... tink found that so funny she fell off her chair ... SHURma bave !!!

10 Oct 2010, 22:30	#16
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	Tink lives in neverland where she cooks for me and always lends a hand she was never let play on the neverland express band so she held meat loaf ransom for a grand.

10 Oct 2010, 22:47	#17
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	There once was a young man from Eire With problems that seemed kinda rare He took lots of pills To mend all his ills And now he is losing his hair

11 Oct 2010, 19:57	#19
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	There once was a Loafette named Tink Who's telly once went on the blink She's missed a performance by Meat but then jumped on her seat and viewed it from a youtube link.

11 Oct 2010, 20:25	#20
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	Once upon a time lived a mouse, In an old run down house, he socialised with fleas, and liked McDonalds cheese,

11 Oct 2010, 20:34	#21
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	There once was a funny young Irish chap had a strange way with women and almost got a slap Sometimes posts an insult and doesn't know why people get angry and might have a go He hangs around a few places on the net and Steven Stuart is his biggest fan, you bet So this is how this story goes about Steve6, sometimes a real brown nose.

11 Oct 2010, 20:54	#22
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	he can sing he can dance he is who he is he loves his cheese wiz hes the catch of the day no momma, make andrew come and play for i may be losing my mind

11 Oct 2010, 21:30	#23
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,354	there was a young man named Chris Whose posts were a bit hit and miss a rare song he can find ya served with tons of lasagne Just please don't sing Cry over Me

11 Oct 2010, 21:34	#24
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	allrevevdup is a genius and doesnt have a vigina Hes from dublin and not korea but the bloke gave me a great idea to the shitty tune

11 Oct 2010, 21:45	#25
Evil One Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.01.2007 Posts: 5,192	He has trouble with rhyme He ~~~~s all the time His backpack is shite His pants are too tight He sucks like a pro He is Wario