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Old 12 Aug 2010, 23:31   #76
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Wishes Daveake had a bigger dick so it could squeeze between the butt cheeks of his lardy arse when fantasizing about Daveake in the shower.
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 23:33   #77
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Is afraid to come out of the closet so his avatar reflects the image he wants to be attracted to.
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Old 12 Aug 2010, 23:37   #78
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Should have been swallowed.
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 00:19   #79
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Has swallowed
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 01:29   #80
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was the one getting swallowed by daveake
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 01:45   #81
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was jealous that he wasn't
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 11:53   #82
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2 grunts and 10 seconds later, and he has shot his load !
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 12:02   #83
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2 grunts and 10 seconds later, and he has shot his load !
2 grunts from you is enough to put anyone off
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 12:06   #84
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Is so ugly that the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 12:13   #85
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Which is a procedure I've since named 'Touching a Pudding'
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 13:18   #86
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Is it in ? ! Are words you hear all the time from the ladies, i mean sheep you shag !
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 13:31   #87
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Not a problem you have as everything gets sucked in
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 13:54   #88
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You shouldn't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on its own.
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 13:56   #89
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Whereas yours is too thick to escape
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 18:18   #90
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And you are as thick as shit, which is what you spew everytime you post.

Who knew that being insulted could be so much fun, b@stards LOL...
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 18:41   #91
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Failed to get into Lord Of The Rings as a Hobbit.



Though she did get into the short list.
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 18:43   #92
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Failed to get into Lord Of The Rings as a Hobbit.



Though she did get into the short list.

LOL....

Necrophilia gives him a hard on !
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Old 13 Aug 2010, 19:06   #93
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Only person who manages to lower the tone of even this thread.

No, wait, that's a compliment ...

Once spent a night with Wario.

In his backpack.
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Old 14 Aug 2010, 01:01   #94
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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Old 14 Aug 2010, 01:53   #95
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Offered Wario a blow job for his backpack and Wario accepted, 2 for 1 special offer on insults LOL..
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Old 14 Aug 2010, 09:36   #96
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Taught Baldrick everything he knows
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Old 14 Aug 2010, 09:40   #97
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Think dialing *69 is great phone sex
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Old 14 Aug 2010, 09:52   #98
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My phone is so sexy I don't need to dial anything.

Knows the dictionary back to front.
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Old 14 Aug 2010, 10:24   #99
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teh same can be said about him but replace Dictionary with "Male body"
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Old 14 Aug 2010, 23:43   #100
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Can't believe his mother chose him over having a period.
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