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Old 10 Aug 2010, 09:59   #1
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Inspired by the "Periodic table of swearing" thread, and this youtube video in particular, here's a thread for you to really tell posters what you think of them (or just make something up).

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So, insult the person above you, starting with me
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 10:06   #2
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your avatar makes you look fat
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 10:07   #3
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No matter how ugly it is, your avatar could never do you justice.
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 12:03   #4
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your a monkey face'd zebra
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 12:08   #5
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 12:19   #6
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you smell
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 12:20   #7
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You're a sausage muncher
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 12:42   #8
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You are a knob jockey.
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 13:06   #9
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You're a soft southern Essex girl.
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 13:14   #10
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HF ! Now that is a real insult, you love a good fisting !
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 13:22   #11
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Try to keep the insults fairly family friendly please


You have the full Barry Manilow back catalogue and are a fully paid up founding member of his fan club.
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 13:25   #12
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Your face resembles your avatar. But from behind.
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 13:59   #13
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Your avatar is a self portrait !
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 14:01   #14
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Yours resulted in a court order in which you have to stay at least 25 miles away from Meat Loaf.
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 14:01   #15
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Try to keep the insults fairly family friendly please


You have the full Barry Manilow back catalogue and are a fully paid up founding member of his fan club.
Ok, sorry it was the soft Southern Essex girl insult, i mean that was traumatising LOL...I am now on the phone with the Samaritans !
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 14:02   #16
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Quote:
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Yours resulted in a court order in which you have to stay at least 25 miles away from Meat Loaf.
You starred as a zombie in Land of the Dead with no make up on !
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 14:02   #17
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It is. I'm quite the artist.

Were you standing in a hole or are you really 4-foot nothing?
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 14:05   #18
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Quote:
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It is. I'm quite the artist.

Were you standing in a hole or are you really 4-foot nothing?
I am a hobbit

You have severe halitosis i can smell you from here !
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 21:58   #19
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You make me wanna burn things
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 22:04   #20
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snot-nosed little backpack sniffer
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 22:06   #21
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Stupid puke face big butt dirty rotten piece of crap mod
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 22:07   #22
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 22:08   #23
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eyebrow-twitching butt-licking backpack-sniffing meat loaf-miming son of a motherless goat
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Old 10 Aug 2010, 22:19   #24
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Stupid, gutless excuse for a man who is covered in dog poop and smells like old socks worn by a decaying mummy from Japan.
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