The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun - Page 5

**The Flying Mouse** · 01 Jun 2006, 12:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Hmmmm

Have I missed a party? Had my best suit and hat all ready as well, but alas no invite.

Tucks HUGE expensive present under arm and sulks off

Andy, what can I say

Your one of the boys I wanted there most

You were after all, at my last stag night

Things were a bit last minute though

Bl;oody, no Andy, and no Chris

We'll get some beers and watch the wedding vid though

*AndyK* · 01 Jun 2006, 12:58

Neil

At least if Chris and I weren't there you were probably safer ... who knows which musicians forum you'd have found yourself on after the stag night?

**The Flying Mouse** · 01 Jun 2006, 16:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Neil

At least if Chris and I weren't there you were probably safer ... who knows which musicians forum you'd have found yourself on after the stag night?

I'm usually corny enough to say it, but you took the words right out of my mouth

27 May 2006, 22:21 #5795
THE FLYING MOUSE
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Well folks, it's the managers last night of freedom before the wedding tomorrow.
Let's make it a good one shall we

Now before we go ANY further, I know what it IS traditional to play perhaps a small prank on the groom the night before his wedding, like sending him to another country chained up .
Let me make this VERY CLEAR right now.
If, tomorrow morning, I wake up to find myself naked and chained to a lamp post in the Rockman Record with a load of Jim Steinman fans looking at me thinking WTF? then the person responsable will be barred from this pub for all time
And even worse, i'll tell her ladyship who you are

mszee · 01 Jun 2006, 19:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Hmmmm

Have I missed a party? Had my best suit and hat all ready as well, but alas no invite.

Tucks HUGE expensive present under arm and sulks off

Aw, honey...that hurts...we thought you knew...

mszee · 01 Jun 2006, 19:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

I prefer a personal one, call me an old fashioned traditionalist if you like ...

Oh Andy...*crying her eyes out*...

Oh and by the way...you're an old fashiond traditionalist...

**The Flying Mouse** · 01 Jun 2006, 20:30

Dammit, knew there was something I forgot

.....

you're an old fashiond traditionalist...

mszee · 01 Jun 2006, 20:37

Right

L96 · 01 Jun 2006, 23:37

Bribery, insults, greed.... is there nothing ye demons shalt not sink to in order to promote the name of the BabBazz and renounce the Loaf? PAH. Yee shalt learn in time, alas twill be too late to save thine miserable souls.

mszee · 02 Jun 2006, 10:31

I am entering a motion now that the holy wedding is over to re-name this church

FROM:

The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun

TO:

The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sin

Who is in favor - please raise you hand now or forever hold you peace!

L96 · 02 Jun 2006, 10:39

SINNER! HEATHEN!! PHILISTINE!!! Oh, demented follower of the insidious BabBazz, ye know not what ye do.... Thee enters this sacred place, this temple of worship, this safe haven built to espouse the glory of the Loaf, and thee bring with the sin and not a sign of repentence. I tell thee again: renounce thine evil ways, lest the time come far more quickly than thee expect that thee be eaten alive by worms and roaches, that thine ribs are used as shipbuilding materials, and that thine entrails rot and fester within thy torso, creating ulcers, agony, and an ultimate explosion of whisky, thus as thee live by thine sins, thee shall die by thine sins.

mszee · 02 Jun 2006, 10:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

SINNER! HEATHEN!! PHILISTINE!!! Oh, demented follower of the insidious BabBazz, ye know not what ye do.... Thee enters this sacred place, this temple of worship, this safe haven built to espouse the glory of the Loaf, and thee bring with the sin and not a sign of repentence. I tell thee again: renounce thine evil ways, lest the time come far more quickly than thee expect that thee be eaten alive by worms and roaches, that thine ribs are used as shipbuilding materials, and that thine entrails rot and fester within thy torso, creating ulcers, agony, and an ultimate explosion of whisky, thus as thee live by thine sins, thee shall die by thine sins.

FM...do something about this or divorce and maiden name!!!

L96 · 02 Jun 2006, 10:50

HA! See, the error of thine ways leads thee to make a mockery of thine sacred and godly vows, taken mere days ago... Thy disbelief and yea, mockery, shall cause thee severe pain in this life and unimaginable torment in the next life, child, yet still thee are being offered the chance to renounce BabBazz, and take belief in the one true lord, the great lord Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, for should thee continue to resist the truth, only harm can come of it, and thee shall be mightily smote by the pointed piano wielded by the gatekeeper, and never shall thee hold nor even sight, the guitar pick of peace, leaving thee in mental and physical anguish for all eternity.

mszee · 02 Jun 2006, 10:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

HA! See, the error of thine ways leads thee to make a mockery of thine sacred and godly vows, taken mere days ago... Thy disbelief and yea, mockery, shall cause thee severe pain in this life and unimaginable torment in the next life, child, yet still thee are being offered the chance to renounce BabBazz, and take belief in the one true lord, the great lord Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, for should thee continue to resist the truth, only harm can come of it, and thee shall be mightily smote by the pointed piano wielded by the gatekeeper, and never shall thee hold nor even sight, the guitar pick of peace, leaving thee in mental and physical anguish for all eternity.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

L96 · 02 Jun 2006, 11:07

Ye are appealing to the wrong person, devil spawn. No man on earth can save thee from the immortal, yea, eternal punishment, that awaits thy wretched soul, so steadfastly refusing to be saved from the pits of sulphurous fire that is surely awaiting thee when thy last mortal breathe has been wrenched past thy blue lips, choked from thy ragged frame, and drawn out in a scream of unending dread, as thine body decays, and thy spirit descends into that place of bountiful adders, arachnids and beetles that may only cause anguish, never death, and ne'er shall thee be released from the clutches of the neverending screams of the tormanted and damned, cursed to suffer the BabBazz for all eternity in punishment for their foolhardy refusal to accept the love of the Loaf. Be warned, philistine, be warned....

L96 · 03 Jun 2006, 02:53

LO, for the penguins are vanquished, the jihad was a mighty success. The penguins were found lurking in the evil town of Arcade, and in that town was one Loafer, a sole crusader and representative of the cause, the magnificent Yeti man, yea, we joined forces, rectruited some faithful followers with our mission, a soul who did not wish to spend eternity in the damnable clutches of the BabBazz, thus, the Yeti, the Orca, and the Preacher, unofficial leader of the Loaves, disarmed and demolished the remnants of the penguins, with nothing to hand but the love of the Loaf and the protection of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and a few snowballs, the Loafers saved the day, brilliantly led and manouvred by Joady, and now the guitar pick of peace is back with the gatekeeper of the pointed paino, the night of the full moon awash with the life blood of the tortured, damned and innocent alike has been averted and delayed for a while longer, so I and the Loaf say to thee, seize this chance for it has been bought for ye with sacrifice and supreme courage, do not let thy comrades die in vain for thine souls, for that will increase thine torture and make thine judgement far harsher come doomsday, oh wicked ones.

**The Flying Mouse** · 03 Jun 2006, 07:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes my sweet?

Oh, right

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

No flaming

Job's a guddun

mszee · 03 Jun 2006, 07:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Yes my sweet?

Oh, right

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

No flaming

Job's a guddun

Huh?

L96 · 03 Jun 2006, 08:33

Thee speak of flames. These are no flames, compared with the burning that thee shalt receive for thine lack of repentance and true belief, for tis written that infidels and disbelievers alike shalt have every bodily hair set alight individually, then be cast into a pit of fire, until a juicy golden brown, be fed to the ravenous demons surrounding, then thine dessicated body laid out for the vultures to feed upon, and lo, there shalt thee be stuck until the end of time, for though thee may scream and demand death to release thee, shalt not happen for the non-believer and the denial of the one true Loaf, thine heresy in this life shalt get thee nowhere, for thee cannot understand the eternity that awaits thee.

**The Flying Mouse** · 03 Jun 2006, 10:01

Don't forget, I CREATED this church, and I can take it down just as easy

I'm the archbishop round here

So enough with the hellfire stuff, and more preaching beer and fun

Don't you just love religious percecution

L96 · 03 Jun 2006, 10:34

Dost thee truly wish to invite this humble servant of the Loaf to the Bar? For there, twill be possible to minister more closely to thine spiritual needs, my son, as they seem to overwhelm thee. Be warned, thee cannot bribe a true servant of the Loaf, for the Loafers shalt overcome. Twas always the way, no philistine nor insidious corrupt souls can understand the great sacrifices made for them in the name of the Loaf, thee should guard thine tongue, lest the gatekeeper of the pointed piano become wrathful and distracted, and lose the guitar pick of peace again, for this time ye shalt rescue it thineself, as thee lack appreciation and gratitude for those who gave their soul to rock and rock for thee in the name of the Loaf.

mszee · 03 Jun 2006, 10:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Don't forget, I CREATED this church, and I can take it down just as easy

I'm the archbishop round here

So enough with the hellfire stuff, and more preaching beer and fun

Don't you just love religious percecution

Judging by Lotus's last post...might be the best thing if we close this church and get her drunk in a pub...

mszee · 03 Jun 2006, 10:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Dost thee truly wish to invite this humble servant of the Loaf to the Bar? For there, twill be possible to minister more closely to thine spiritual needs, my son, as they seem to overwhelm thee. Be warned, thee cannot bribe a true servant of the Loaf, for the Loafers shalt overcome. Twas always the way, no philistine nor insidious corrupt souls can understand the great sacrifices made for them in the name of the Loaf, thee should guard thine tongue, lest the gatekeeper of the pointed piano become wrathful and distracted, and lose the guitar pick of peace again, for this time ye shalt rescue it thineself, as thee lack appreciation and gratitude for those who gave their soul to rock and rock for thee in the name of the Loaf.

Much better...stop by the pub at any time...we serve mean drinks...except for those that are watered...but you're special...so in the name of Loaf...come on down to the pub and lets get drunk already...

L96 · 03 Jun 2006, 10:39

HA. Thee think that removing the temple shalt remove the spirit and belief? Thee dost think wrongly, my friends. Remove the Preacher from this home, he shalt reappear, and then twill be too late for thine salvation, the sun shall gleam black, the moon shalt not glow, and the beaches shall be awash with the blood of leaking souls, all squarely on thine hands for denying the truth and failing to repent, thus leading other misguided and misbegotten wretches into a pit of oblivion.

**The Flying Mouse** · 03 Jun 2006, 10:56

*ahem*
Has the (tediously) good preacher ever actually LISTENED to a Mear Loaf record?
There is actually a lot of glorification of naughty things in the music, so for the church of the Loaf to attack said naughtyness is a bit bizare

Now, Archbishop Mouse has a little sermon to air

Do not, thee of inflated self importave and superiority, take as thine devine right, especially in the word and the work of thy heavenly Loaf, to thus condemn and curse thoust most followers of Loafy faith.

If thoust persisteth in the condemnation of the most humblest and dedicated followers of thy holy Loaf, then thoust will have no other option to smite thee, lock thy church, and cast thee out.

And ye, though thoust perchace think it wiseth to contine thoust most boring and tetious rant of thy brothers and sisters of the Loaf in the tap room of thoust forum pub (or any other place of communal meeting herein), then thee vengful super moderator shalst instucteth thee that thoust drift perilously from topic, and command thee to get back hence.

L96 · 03 Jun 2006, 11:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

*ahem*
Has the (tediously) good preacher ever actually LISTENED to a Mear Loaf record?
There is actually a lot of glorification of naughty things in the music, so for the church of the Loaf to attack said naughtyness is a bit bizare

This Preacher dost not follow false idols, the one true way and path is that of the mighty Meat Loaf, who is this Mear Loaf of which thee speak, false prophet and messenger of BabBazz? It could be thought that ye are a member of one of these newfangled cult-like movements, if so, be warned brother in Loaf, for they shalt only lead thee astray from the one true way.

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Now, Archbishop Mouse has a little sermon to air

Do not, thee of inflated self importave and superiority, take as thine devine right, especially in the word and the work of thy heavenly Loaf, to thus condemn and curse thoust most followers of Loafy faith.

Thou should read more carefully, oh heathen brother of the Loaf martyrdom, for should thee pay more attention, thee will note that damnation occurs only to the sinful, disdainful and non-believers, not to the true Loafers within the faith, those whom follow the tolling bell of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano.

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

If thoust persisteth in the condemnation of the most humblest and dedicated followers of thy holy Loaf, then thoust will have no other option to smite thee, lock thy church, and cast thee out.

Lo, my heart is sorely troubled for thee, must be terrible to be caught in traps of confusion, sin and misery, whence the true way is not obvious to thee.

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

And ye, though thoust perchace think it wiseth to contine thoust most boring and tetious rant of thy brothers and sisters of the Loaf in the tap room of thoust forum pub (or any other place of communal meeting herein), then thee vengful super moderator shalst instucteth thee that thoust drift perilously from topic, and command thee to get back hence.

Power and false idols corrupt thee, brother, hateful and vengeful talk shalt get thee nowhere in the eyes and graces of the Loaf and Loaves, thee shalt remain a mere Loafer of the lower order of the brethen of the Loaf, resulting in no crusade attendance for thee, thus halting any chances of progression, ruining thine chances to gaze upon the face of the Loaf and hear the Loaf in all his glory, hallelujah and Paradise.

01 Jun 2006, 12:58	#102
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Neil At least if Chris and I weren't there you were probably safer ... who knows which musicians forum you'd have found yourself on after the stag night?

01 Jun 2006, 20:30	#106
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Dammit, knew there was something I forgot ..... you're an old fashiond traditionalist...

01 Jun 2006, 20:37	#107
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Right

01 Jun 2006, 23:37	#108
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Bribery, insults, greed.... is there nothing ye demons shalt not sink to in order to promote the name of the BabBazz and renounce the Loaf? PAH. Yee shalt learn in time, alas twill be too late to save thine miserable souls.

02 Jun 2006, 10:31	#109
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I am entering a motion now that the holy wedding is over to re-name this church FROM: The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun TO: The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sin Who is in favor - please raise you hand now or forever hold you peace!

02 Jun 2006, 10:39	#110
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	SINNER! HEATHEN!! PHILISTINE!!! Oh, demented follower of the insidious BabBazz, ye know not what ye do.... Thee enters this sacred place, this temple of worship, this safe haven built to espouse the glory of the Loaf, and thee bring with the sin and not a sign of repentence. I tell thee again: renounce thine evil ways, lest the time come far more quickly than thee expect that thee be eaten alive by worms and roaches, that thine ribs are used as shipbuilding materials, and that thine entrails rot and fester within thy torso, creating ulcers, agony, and an ultimate explosion of whisky, thus as thee live by thine sins, thee shall die by thine sins.

02 Jun 2006, 10:50	#112
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	HA! See, the error of thine ways leads thee to make a mockery of thine sacred and godly vows, taken mere days ago... Thy disbelief and yea, mockery, shall cause thee severe pain in this life and unimaginable torment in the next life, child, yet still thee are being offered the chance to renounce BabBazz, and take belief in the one true lord, the great lord Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, for should thee continue to resist the truth, only harm can come of it, and thee shall be mightily smote by the pointed piano wielded by the gatekeeper, and never shall thee hold nor even sight, the guitar pick of peace, leaving thee in mental and physical anguish for all eternity.

02 Jun 2006, 11:07	#114
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Ye are appealing to the wrong person, devil spawn. No man on earth can save thee from the immortal, yea, eternal punishment, that awaits thy wretched soul, so steadfastly refusing to be saved from the pits of sulphurous fire that is surely awaiting thee when thy last mortal breathe has been wrenched past thy blue lips, choked from thy ragged frame, and drawn out in a scream of unending dread, as thine body decays, and thy spirit descends into that place of bountiful adders, arachnids and beetles that may only cause anguish, never death, and ne'er shall thee be released from the clutches of the neverending screams of the tormanted and damned, cursed to suffer the BabBazz for all eternity in punishment for their foolhardy refusal to accept the love of the Loaf. Be warned, philistine, be warned....

03 Jun 2006, 02:53	#115
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	LO, for the penguins are vanquished, the jihad was a mighty success. The penguins were found lurking in the evil town of Arcade, and in that town was one Loafer, a sole crusader and representative of the cause, the magnificent Yeti man, yea, we joined forces, rectruited some faithful followers with our mission, a soul who did not wish to spend eternity in the damnable clutches of the BabBazz, thus, the Yeti, the Orca, and the Preacher, unofficial leader of the Loaves, disarmed and demolished the remnants of the penguins, with nothing to hand but the love of the Loaf and the protection of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and a few snowballs, the Loafers saved the day, brilliantly led and manouvred by Joady, and now the guitar pick of peace is back with the gatekeeper of the pointed paino, the night of the full moon awash with the life blood of the tortured, damned and innocent alike has been averted and delayed for a while longer, so I and the Loaf say to thee, seize this chance for it has been bought for ye with sacrifice and supreme courage, do not let thy comrades die in vain for thine souls, for that will increase thine torture and make thine judgement far harsher come doomsday, oh wicked ones.

03 Jun 2006, 08:33	#118
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Thee speak of flames. These are no flames, compared with the burning that thee shalt receive for thine lack of repentance and true belief, for tis written that infidels and disbelievers alike shalt have every bodily hair set alight individually, then be cast into a pit of fire, until a juicy golden brown, be fed to the ravenous demons surrounding, then thine dessicated body laid out for the vultures to feed upon, and lo, there shalt thee be stuck until the end of time, for though thee may scream and demand death to release thee, shalt not happen for the non-believer and the denial of the one true Loaf, thine heresy in this life shalt get thee nowhere, for thee cannot understand the eternity that awaits thee.

03 Jun 2006, 10:01	#119
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Don't forget, I CREATED this church, and I can take it down just as easy I'm the archbishop round here So enough with the hellfire stuff, and more preaching beer and fun Don't you just love religious percecution

03 Jun 2006, 10:34	#120
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Dost thee truly wish to invite this humble servant of the Loaf to the Bar? For there, twill be possible to minister more closely to thine spiritual needs, my son, as they seem to overwhelm thee. Be warned, thee cannot bribe a true servant of the Loaf, for the Loafers shalt overcome. Twas always the way, no philistine nor insidious corrupt souls can understand the great sacrifices made for them in the name of the Loaf, thee should guard thine tongue, lest the gatekeeper of the pointed piano become wrathful and distracted, and lose the guitar pick of peace again, for this time ye shalt rescue it thineself, as thee lack appreciation and gratitude for those who gave their soul to rock and rock for thee in the name of the Loaf.

03 Jun 2006, 10:39	#123
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	HA. Thee think that removing the temple shalt remove the spirit and belief? Thee dost think wrongly, my friends. Remove the Preacher from this home, he shalt reappear, and then twill be too late for thine salvation, the sun shall gleam black, the moon shalt not glow, and the beaches shall be awash with the blood of leaking souls, all squarely on thine hands for denying the truth and failing to repent, thus leading other misguided and misbegotten wretches into a pit of oblivion.

03 Jun 2006, 10:56	#124
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	ahem Has the (tediously) good preacher ever actually LISTENED to a Mear Loaf record? There is actually a lot of glorification of naughty things in the music, so for the church of the Loaf to attack said naughtyness is a bit bizare Now, Archbishop Mouse has a little sermon to air Do not, thee of inflated self importave and superiority, take as thine devine right, especially in the word and the work of thy heavenly Loaf, to thus condemn and curse thoust most followers of Loafy faith. If thoust persisteth in the condemnation of the most humblest and dedicated followers of thy holy Loaf, then thoust will have no other option to smite thee, lock thy church, and cast thee out. And ye, though thoust perchace think it wiseth to contine thoust most boring and tetious rant of thy brothers and sisters of the Loaf in the tap room of thoust forum pub (or any other place of communal meeting herein), then thee vengful super moderator shalst instucteth thee that thoust drift perilously from topic, and command thee to get back hence.